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Your avatar comes to life and attacks you

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Cap'n CJ, Feb 11, 2011.

  1. Manjuu Gems: 2/31
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    Mine wouldn't be worth much. Maybe if it was a diamond or something...
     
  2. dmc

    dmc Speak softly and carry a big briefcase Staff Member Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    I think I've already battled mine once or twice in a courtroom.
     
  3. Topken

    Topken Elven-dragon wizard

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    Lol dmc. If I had my correct avatar then I would be just as screwed as Tal would be but sence its just a gem I have nothing to fear.

    Heres a link to what I am talking about. http://www.freewebs.com/topken/topken.jpg I would be using that as an avatar if I could.
     
  4. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    I think mine would attack me with lame jokes, and I'd die of embarrassment...
     
  5. dmc

    dmc Speak softly and carry a big briefcase Staff Member Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    . . . I thought that already happened.
     
  6. Barmy Army

    Barmy Army Simple mind, simple pleasures... Adored Veteran

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    Ooooooh.

    Ba-dam-tsshhhh!
     
  7. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    :lol: Yowser! That man is evil! Guess he opened up Pandora's briefcase.

    That's the correct sound!

     
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  8. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    I'm not dead yet.
     
  9. LKD Gems: 31/31
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    I'd be fine -- anyone can defeat a stone. Heaven help me if I enter a certain door in the bridge district!
     
  10. Déise

    Déise Both happy and miserable, without the happy part!

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    Depends what I'm armed with. If it's bare fists I'll most likely end up headbutted to death. Put a hurely in my hands and one quick pull should see him soaring off into the distance.

    Or we could end up verbally assaulting each other with a barrage of witty insults. That'd be good. After a lenghty battle we'd probably call it a draw and head off to the pub. Where we could start the whole thing over again.
     
  11. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    If you're dual-wielding paper and scissors, put paper in your main hand!
     
  12. nior Gems: 24/31
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    Mine is just a gem-stone, I'll probably just sell it for gold like in BG. But in the other forum I go to, this is my avatar...

    [​IMG]

    ...so I'd probably be heartbroken if she attacks me. :D
     
  13. Aldeth the Foppish Idiot

    Aldeth the Foppish Idiot Armed with My Mallet O' Thinking Veteran

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    You see the size of the battle hammer? I'd be f'd in the butt if he came after me...
     
  14. nior Gems: 24/31
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    I doubt... perhaps you'd get a flat head. :D
     
  15. dmc

    dmc Speak softly and carry a big briefcase Staff Member Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    Like his avatar?

    He might give it a go if it meant he could also get the triceps . . .
     
  16. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Perhaps you get none of these and all you hear is "SQUEE-eak"...
     
  17. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    F'd in the butt with the hammer? That would hurt. :eek:
     
  18. Aldeth the Foppish Idiot

    Aldeth the Foppish Idiot Armed with My Mallet O' Thinking Veteran

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    Leave it to Splunge to get the true meaning behind what was meant to be a very humorous post...

    And no - I wouldn't do it for the triceps - my triceps are actually pretty good as they are. Now for a more developed back.... maybe.
     
  19. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Yeah, man... Grow a spine! :p

    j/k If there's someone who needs one of these, it would be me... :s
     
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