You know you've been playing BGII too long when...

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You know you've been playing way too much if you try to cast breach when you locked yourself out of your house or car!

 

i have a great fun thing in the game to do
KILL the moose!
its so humorous
heres great ways to kill a moose

1.summon a pit fiend on him
2.burn him with the fireball spell
3.play with other spells

try many fun ways to Kill the moose

 

you mean Mouse?

 

The only reason im posting to this message is that it seems that everyone else is posting on this topic .

But I must admit, that after I have been playing BGII and the normal Ad&d (pnp 2nd edition) Ive began mumbling to myself things like "He failed a strength check" whenever I see some-one fail to lift something, or "he's probably got a good proficiency in style b martial arts (kicking) when I see martial artist do what they do best or whatever.

 

1. When your stuck behind some slow shoppers in WalMart and start muttering the Haste spell.

2. When you are cleaning out your fishtanks in the back yard, wishing the sun would come out to dry and sanitize the glass... it's not happening fast enough so you start trying to recite the False Dawn or Sunray spell.

3. The cop in your rear view mirror turns his lights on and you wish you had memorized the Charm Person spell last night.

 

when you try to do a hide in the shadows to get away from that ugly chick thats watching you

when you try to use flame strike to light the fire place

when you try to polymorph your neighbors cat into a McLaren F1

when you you try to loot the body of the fly you just killed, and woder why you don't feel like you got an xp gain

 

keep seeing the message from bioware that 'they don't want to lost any dedicated players' from the stage loading screen

 

When your friends are visiting, someone farts and u start chanting on a Zone of Sweet Air...