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Write a poem about your Avatar (Poetry)

Discussion in 'Creativity Surge' started by Linael, Nov 14, 2001.

  1. Will Gems: 13/31
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    [​IMG] UPDATE>>>

    Ettercap, ettercap where have you been?
    Ive been to Suldanesselar to poison the Queen.
    Ettercap, ettercap how ends this tune?
    As Korgan would say "Blasted beggar's immune!"
     
  2. Just thought I'd commemmorate my Xvart-hood with a not so well written poem:

    Yonder look!
    It be a Xvart,
    The monster from the book.

    It's colour blue,
    and dressed in red,
    'a ruin it will do.

    Yonder look!
    and now the Xvart,
    it comes to take a look.

    It's eyes a menace,
    like a fiery furnace;
    and starts to sack the town,
    "Help!" We scream,
    as our houses tumble down!

    But yonder look!
    Here comes the archer,
    to come and save the day;
    The archer looks and aims his bow,
    the Xvart is in a row;
    an arrow shoots through,
    to the monster in blue,
    and the archer's aim is true.

    Edited: Crap! I just realized that the Xvart is in orange instead of red! Oh well...

    [This message has been edited by RythmicBarbarian (edited November 21, 2001).]

    [This message has been edited by RythmicBarbarian (edited November 21, 2001).]
     
  3. Shadowcouncil Gems: 29/31
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    About the Sniper's icon:

    I wasn't a monocid
    then I got high
    I ate some monocids,
    then I got high
    Now I AM a monocids
    and I know why:
    Causee I got high, couse I got high, cause I got high.
     
  4. Hehe nice one Headbanger, and thanks Linael.
    This one is for you Headbanger.

    He wasn't a kuo-toa,
    but then he got high.
    he was an umber-hulk,
    but then he got high.
    Now he's a kuo-toa and I know why.
    Cause he got high, 'cause he got high, cause he got high...

    I thought it was spelled myconid,
    maybe I got high.
    Head spelled it monocid,
    I think he got high.
    Now Sniper's a monocid, and I know why.
    'Cause he's high, 'cause Sniper's high, cause I'm high.

    [This message has been edited by RythmicBarbarian (edited November 22, 2001).]
     
  5. Firestorm

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    A walking TV
    short and stout
    here's my crossbows
    here's my snout...

    walking on a screen
    of black and blue
    dont be mean
    and i wont come to get you...

    (well i aint the big poet :hahaerr: )
     
  6. Ironbeard Gems: 20/31
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    I'm a troll
    Fol-de-rol
    My posts are all annoying

    I'm a troll
    Fol-de-rol
    And I waste your time with spamming
     
  7. Linael Gems: 3/31
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    [​IMG] Troll so Green and Troll so Cold
    Troll be evil, Troll be Old
    Trollblood pumping, filled with hate
    Or was it someone that he ate?

    Green and slimy, like a bogey
    Troll so fat and oh so Ugly
    Cut him down and he'll be back
    To eat your folks, your clothes, your shack.

    Why did Troll not eat tonight.
    Got so high, forgot to fight.
    Why did Troll get turned to stone.
    Got so high, stayed out in Sun.

    Linael of the Mists, Who bows to the talented poets
    ( And the crappy ones too 8) )
     
  8. Shadowcouncil Gems: 29/31
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    Lol Barbarian:

    I was gonna make no typo's
    then I got high
    I was too lazy to find out how to spell it
    And I know why
    Because softdrugs are legal in the Netherlands, that's why! :rolleyes:
     
  9. ArchAngel Guest

    [​IMG] You are sure you didn't smoke too much sushi yesterday, fishman? :toofar: :D
     
  10. Lord Moeken Gems: 13/31
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    Chaos give birth to all that I seek,
    May Zerthimon construct what I *know*.
    If Dak'kon be the name that I hear you speak,
    A friendship will most certainly grow.

    For I be the master weilding this blade,
    Who's edge is tempered by thought.
    Swirling blue, fleeting green, the colour of jade,
    Without focus my blade becomes naught.

    Life's choices be ours, I'll stand in no queue,
    My destiny is forged by the wise.
    The path twists and turns unerringly true,
    We all know there cannot be two skies.
     
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    *sigh* PLEASE, no more goblin poems... :D Here's one, halfway off topic (just love spamming those poems :D). I'll post a better (and more on-topic) one as soon as soon as I come up with it....

    ANGELS WITH BROKEN WINGS

    In a world where the sun rises, dawning black
    In a world where sorrow is our daily bread,
    In a world full of vain search for hopeful things,
    We all go through life with broken wings.

    Open those wings and the sky will be filthy,
    The sky will be empty of all things of light,
    The sky will be barren and full of disaster,
    You fall from the sky with broken wings.

    Look through your eyes at the sun rising black,
    Look through all time and the mists of tomorrow,
    All you will see there is more death and sorrow,
    Angels going through life with broken wings.

    How many people are lost to the sadness
    That walks through our world claiming victims apart,
    How many people will fall from the heavens,
    Falling from life with their heartbroken wings?
     
  12. herf Guest

    Nails be big, Nails be black,
    Don't turn around,
    Lest they be in your back!

    [This message has been edited by herf (edited November 24, 2001).]
     
  13. Sniper Gems: 28/31
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    Mushroom man, Mushroom man
    You roam wild and free
    Mushroom man, Mushroom man
    To my eternal death you hold the key

    What makes you look like sky?
    Your might is plain to see
    And yet even you cannot fly
    But can still kill gleefully

    Mushroom man, Mushroom man
    Why protect all things evil
    Mushroom man, Mushroom man
    Surely it shall be your peril

    Only two left of our kind
    There is water and fire
    Never seemingly in a bind
    But even our bodies must tire

    Mushroom man, Mushroom man
    I cast my sword upon thee
    Mushroom man, Mushroom man
    I end thy pitiful life with glee

    And thus ends the life of one
    But thy spirit is not undone
    Even though thy body is placid
    Beware, thy spirit is of a Monocid
     
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    Myconid man with brimming head
    and spores that make me choke,
    Jump in the pan with bacon too
    and sizzle, spit and smoke.
    For breakfast's what I really need
    to start my day in style,
    and Mushrooms, hot and juicy-black
    with bacon, makes me smile.

    Linael of the Mists

    [This message has been edited by Linael (edited November 24, 2001).]
     
  15. Sniper Gems: 28/31
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    [​IMG] Gibberling will you stop muttering
    Always consuming and hardly talking
    Always squealing and never in mourning
    Always relishing the next tasting

    Gibberling, please, stop attacking
    Always dying and never outnumbering
    Always acting before thinking
    Never learning is the life of a gibberling
     
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    [​IMG] I am the mocker of the mocking,
    Liver of the life I riddle -
    I look at glass and see what's knocking,
    look at the weapon and see who's blocking.

    This life upon Earth is a damn foolish one,
    I see as I listen to the news,
    I laugh and mock and blemish the sun,
    I spit upon thee - run, run, run!

    Look at the stars, I say to all of you,
    There you'll find some essence,
    I don't deny I'm as foolish, too,
    and my hypocrisy rings to me true!

    Well, I laugh about this, about that,
    and through Humor find repentance,
    what the hell is this, a rabbit in a hat?
    And who's this God person to say it is that?

    I don't believe in most things you do,
    We could argue for hours and hours!
    But I'm truly an interesting creature to talk to,
    Truly a creature dangerous society flocks to!

    But who cares, as they say, just having fun!
    I find I'm slowing, slowing, slowing...
    My lights growing, growing...the Sun!
    I'm unique and a hypocrite, just like everyone!

    :wave:
     
  17. Black Rose Guest

    we are gibberling, one and the same
    we slash and rend, we bite and maim

    together we fight, without fear of death
    the only thing worse than our bite is our breath

    you scorn us all, and yet we still live this way
    together we'll survive and fight another day
     
  18. Sniper Gems: 28/31
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    The poem of an Orc

    *There are some harsh in comprehensible mutterings with the word 'Orc' contined ...

    End of poem :heh:
     
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    I was where I now live on
    I am what I live on
    And when I die
    Others will walk and live
    on me... again.

    Full Circle
    Element Earth.
     
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    Armour and Helmet and Axe,
    Shield and Blade, Attack!
    Forward, onward Uruk-Hai!
    Seize 'em, they mustn't die!
    Maim and Mash and Crush,
    Others in furious rush!
    The halflings, There!
    Bring 'em back to ol' Whitehair!

    What, Tall One standin' still,
    Slayin' orc with cut an' blow?

    Har, if he's so hard t'kill,
    Let's fell him with the bow!

    Take halflings, and off we be!

    But there were four, we've only two,
    Shan't we search through rock and tree?

    Nay!

    Why?

    Our prize be won, ye fool, let's go!


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