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Who would win?

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by LKD, Mar 9, 2012.

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  1. Blackthorne TA

    Blackthorne TA Master in his Own Mind Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Hehe. Do you live under a rock somewhere? That's like saying you've never heard of Harry Potter. I'd never heard of the Hunger Games before the movie came out, but you can't avoid it now. :)
     
    Blackthorne TA, Mar 30, 2012
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    Arya is tougher than anyone gives her credit for. I'd go with her over Katniss.

    The X-Men would crucify the Companions.

    Boo wins hands down because he's one tough mother.

    Elminster would easily defeat Voldemort, for the reason Rawgrim mentioned.

    He-Man and Lion-O wouldn't fight, they'd just <MUG material redacted>.

    Monkeys eat bananas, monkeys throw poo, no chance for the bananas.

    Alice Cooper bites the head off Mario.

    Palpatine simply electrocutes Leonidas, no shield or fighting skill can defend against fricking force bolts of electricity.

    Auric Goldfinger was not a hand to hand combatant. Mr. T was an award winning bodyguard. No contest. Better matchup would be Mr. T vs. Oddjob. THAT would be a fight!

    A shotgun used on three useless celebutards? Ahh, that would be fun to see.
     
    LKD, Mar 30, 2012
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  3. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    I guess I'm a Fraggle, then. :p
     
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    Guybrush is a master at Insult Swordfighting, though. That might sting Boo quite abit.
     
    Rawgrim, Mar 31, 2012
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    Keith Richards vs. Peter Frampton

    Mr. Rogers vs. Gordon from Sesame Street

    Fozzie Bear vs. Yogi Bear

    Sean Hayes vs Bronson Pinchot

    Rowan Atkinson vs Russell Brand

    Pink vs Bjork

    Vern Troyer vs Warwick Davis

    C3PO vs Twinkie (Buck Rogers)

    Andrew (Ender) Wiggin vs Kvothe (name of the wind)
     
    LKD, Apr 13, 2012
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    New one! Sleeping Beauty vs. Snow White!
     
    LKD, May 3, 2012
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    Snow White - she's got a seven dwarf army on her side. Mind you only a few might be useful.
     
    Dice, May 3, 2012
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    They're both prone and unconscious ... win at what?
     
    T2Bruno, May 4, 2012
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    Good point, we shall pick some more athletic Disney heroines. Pocahontas vs Mulan!
     
    LKD, May 4, 2012
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    Mulan has a sword ... Pocahontas had a little bitty knife. She's no Belkar.
     
    T2Bruno, May 4, 2012
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    She was sexy and shoeless, but I guess not a God(dess) of War. OK, let's see, Ariel (in human form) vs. Belle. In mermaid form, it'd kinda depend on the arena, as if it were underwater, she'd just grapple Belle and start "Rolling in the Deep!"
     
    LKD, May 4, 2012
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  12. T2Bruno

    T2Bruno The only source of knowledge is experience Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Compromise -- mud fight.

    Saw a funny Ariel comic: Ariel is sitting on the shore looking at her new legs. In four consecutive strips she's:

    1. Admiring her feet -- "I have feet and toes."
    2. Admiring her legs -- "I have legs."
    3. Looks down (or up from whatever prospective you prefer) -- "I have a crotch."
    4. Looks concerned -- "Damn it has a hole in it."
     
    T2Bruno, May 4, 2012
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    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    Uh, Ariel obviously redhead ftw.

    T2bruno's comment reminded me a particular penny arcade strip. But I guess it's not, strictly speaking, appropriate material for here.
     
    Ofelix, May 5, 2012
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    Uhhh MUG Flix. Why haven't you joined yet?

    BTW I really don't think you can kick someone's ass without legs. So Ariel doesn't get my vote. She would be more successful at slapping though. :p
     
    Dice, May 5, 2012
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  15. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    MUG ? What's MUG ?

    So here's another one involving women; Kara "Starbuck" Thrace (Battlestar Galactica) vs Kira Nerys (Star Trek Deep Space 9) My money's on Starbuck, that gal is crazy dangerous
     
    Ofelix, May 5, 2012
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    OK, moving from Princesses to Queens, who would win in a fight between Boy George and Liberace?
     
    LKD, May 5, 2012
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    Between Kara and Kira, I choose Kira just because she has fierce ridges on her nose.

    Between Boy George and Liberace, I choose Liberace because he could easily poke an eye out with his costumes.
     
    Dice, May 5, 2012
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  18. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    Well, okay, maybe in a hand to hand (or gunfight) Kira would win, hell she's been fighting the Cardassian since she was what ? 12 ? But in a space fight, Starbuck easily wins, a Viper would tear apart those *****y federation runabout in no time.

    I don't know who Boy George is so, I'm gonna keep silent on this one.
     
    Ofelix, May 5, 2012
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  19. Dice

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    You've never hear Karma Chameleon or Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? He was a popular cross-dressing 80's pop singer who came out of the closest a few decades later.
     
    Dice, May 6, 2012
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  20. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    Err, no ? I was born in '88, I don't actually remember the 80s. It's a good thing too, as far as I'm concerned there was a worldwide pandemic of aesthetic dysfunction in that decade. just look at those clothes It's physically painful to look at.
     
    Ofelix, May 6, 2012
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