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Who would win?

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by LKD, Mar 9, 2012.

  1. Dice

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    I don't watch either of those shows that they are in so I don't know the characters. They don't look particularly threatening though so I might venture to guess that they would break a couple nails on each other and then make up and go for tea.
     
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    OK - we're straying way far from our geek roots here, so let me bring this back . . .

    Kirk in season 1 of Star Trek or Picard in season 1 of Next Generation?

    I think Kirk unless a tasty babe with green skin and antennae walked by.
     
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    Kirk was always much more of a scrapper, so hands down Kirk. On a similar vein, Shatner in his prime takes Pine in a hard fought battle.

    Sisko takes Picard in about 2 seconds, and mops the floor with Janeway. Harder question with Archer, as he's pretty tough. Kirk pounds them all in one on one fights, unless he's all gentlemanly with that moo-cow Janeway, who would cheerfully play the girl card and then kick him in the Little Kirk.
     
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    Season 1 Picard was a big crybaby... especially the first episode with Q.
     
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    Kirk IS the Captain. Janeway the cabin girl, Picard keeps Worf's leash and Archer can command starbase 13 in a far far place away.

    Cisco is not half bad. Not half good either. A born neutral. The ladies have a larger impact on the serie's and look better. It is not really Star Trek.

    And the uniforms were better.
     
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    Worf vs. Chewy....... GO!
     
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    Stop with the goody two-shoe fighting each other. They would all hesitate before the death blow and the damn fight would drag out forever. Villians would be the fight: "I spit upon thee ... urghhhh ... (gasp) ... (gasp) ... (crack)." "I find your lack of faith in the force disturbing, Khan."

    On the Captain issue: Picard had once been a cold blooded Roman killer. Kirk has always been a thug who hesitates before striking (usually for dramatic effect)....
     
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    I vote chewy. He'd kick Worf's masochistic butt.

    On a side note, I bet that Peter Mayhew's costume stank to high heaven.
     
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    The Sheriff of Nottingham(RH:prince of Thieves) vs. Archibald Cunningham(Rob Roy)
     
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    I vote Warf - Chewy is just a big hairy puppy.

    I can't make an educated decision on this one, don't know the characters well enough.

    How about Michelle Rodriguez vs Vin Diesel? - I'm not talking about a battle of the sexes thing - just an all rock-out space age fight. My vote is with Rodriguez. I can't think of who's ass she couldn't kick. Sorry Vin :p
     
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    I have to go with the Sheriff. He's one crazy dude. Got some berserker blood in him.
     
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    OK, Jim Carrey vs. Mike Meyer. A dual of Canadians!
     
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    Wait - Mike Myers as Mike Myers or Mike Myers as Austin Powers? Austin Powers can kick anybody's ass as long as it's the 1960s. But if it's just regular Mike Myers, I vote Jim Carrey due to his strange wiry physique. It would be tough to kick his ass.
     
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    A Bard vs. a Red Mage

    Misty from Pokemon vs. Bulma from Dragon Ball

    He-Man vs. Lion-O

    Voldemort vs. Elminster

    The Companions of the Hall (Drizzt's company) vs. The X-men.

    A monkey vs. a team of smart bananas with arms
     
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    A bard vs a Red Mage = Mages allways beats bards.

    Pokemon vs Dragonball = I hope they utterly destroy eachother.

    He-Man vs Lion-O = Probably a draw. So one of the franchises wouldn`t get ruined.

    Voldemort vs Elminster = Elminster wins. Voldemort was incompetend enough to get beaten by a bunch of emo teens. That never happened to Elminster.

    The Companions of the Hall vs X-men = The x-men wins. Superheroes allways wins. Plus...the companions of the hall are all dead. Wulfgar killed by a yeti, Cattie-Brie and Regis got killed by the 4th Edition (literally), and Bruenor went down guns blazing vs a Pit Fiend.

    A Monkey vs a team of bananas with arms = Not sure about this one. Depends on how much the monkey can eat, I suppose. But monkeys eat bananas, bananas don`t eat monkeys. So i am leaning towards the monkey on this one.
     
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    A Bard vs. a Red Mage - depends on ruleset and if it's an open fight. Generally, a red mage wins in an arena - a bard wins whenever the RM can't see him coming

    Misty from Pokemon vs. Bulma from Dragon Ball - aka "the bathroom break match". TBH I don't watch either... but I think Bulma wasn't a pre-teen, and supposedly knows some martial arts. Oh yeah, and she has a gun, supposedly. So... Bulma.

    He-Man vs. Lion-O - Double KO

    Voldemort vs. Elminster - Elminster.

    The Companions of the Hall (Drizzt's company) vs. The X-men - Which, and how many, of the X-men? I'm tempted to go with them.

    A monkey vs. a team of smart bananas with arms - Depends on how smart the bananas are and the terrain. Unless the bananas can build themselves a fortification or something, I'd say the monkey.
     
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    The original 5. That would mean Cyclops, Iceman, Angel (weak), Beast, and Marvel Girl. Regis's pendant is allowed.

    The bananas are as smart as slightly above average humans, and the setting is a jungle. The bananas have 6 hours to prepare before the monkey comes for them.
     
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    Katniss Everdeen vs Arya Stark.

    Is that geeky enough? They both have training and experience in a life or death situation.

    PS 12,999.
     
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    No idea who Katniss Everdeen is. So I will just say Arya wins.

    Ok i have a couple too.

    Guybrush Threepwood vs Boo the giant miniature space hamster.

    Super Mario vs Alice Cooper

    Mr T vs Auric Goldfinger

    Palpatine vs Leonidas

    Rutger Hauer (in Hobo with a Shotgun) vs Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Justin Bieber.
     
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    As much as I love the Furry Fury of Boo, I'd go with Guybrush here. That's because I control the mouse cursor. Besides, Guybrush is witty enough to vanquish an evil undead overlord, while Boo just fights like a cow. :p

    Now there's a reasonable one. Quite realistic people without tremendously overpowered features.
    I'd say Cunningham. The Sheriff is a bit too angry and mad and gives himself open/prone to Cunningham, who WILL make advantage of that.
     
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