Who is good & who is bad??

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To end this all, the Almight Ao appeared and told EternalPal. to round up all the non-whiney demonic people (basically everone except this board's little evil triad) and take them to a land afar. For Ao pitied the triad's existence and he would take mercy.

Then (in a voice much like Dennis Leary's, great comedian b/t/w) he said, "You can do whatever the fuck you want, because I have the bombs okay." With that said he gave all these people a nuke and they launched it right in the middle of the demonic people's encampment, obliterating everything.

I still don't know if it as bad as Syl's fart though, which devastated everything. Not too many survivors there, as I recall.

[This message has been edited by EternalPaladin (edited January 09, 2001).]

 

I shall heed thy call fat egg...his weakness is his nuts! But you can only get him from a distance...

*Evil sniper appears up on a ledge*

And you hit him as such...

*Takes aim at Evil Snipers nuts and fires...BANG! The bullet is so fast it digs deep into Evil Snipers nuts put does not pierce and embody's itself into a wall with Evil Sniper screaming in pain*

Now whose next before i dispose of this menace? Oh yeah what does LOLRFMAO mean?

 

*creeps up behind sniper, then quickly looks around to make sure egg isnt around with his oh-so-handy healing potions, then the dreaded herf sneaks up behind the righteousness sniper and quickly slits his fleshy throat with his trusty wrist blades*

die, righteous scumbag of the light of jesus!

*watches as snipers body wavers then laughs as his head topples to the floor and rolls away and is quickly followed by the body as it makes a loud "thwack" as it hits the rocky floor*

hopefully that is the last we shall see of sniper and his army of angels!

*walks into the shadows and an eerie silence fills the cave for a second and then all is normal, apart from the body in the centre of the cave*

 

but it seems fat egg was only hiding in the shadows, he jumps down stabbing hard into evil herf's shoulder almost cutting it off, he quickly blasts him with a blindness spell and comes to his friends aid, he takes him to the priest and sniper is ready to fight again. and evil sniper remains neutered for the time being.

 

Hahahaha this could go on forever.
Why can't we demonic beings and righteous fellas just get along? We'll screw up the people and you'll save them. We're keeping you paladins in employment, you know.

 

i'm not a pladin, i'm a powerful elvish fighter/mage.

 

I am cool

 

Paladins, goody two shoes whatever....
can't really tell you lot apart after I've sliced your righteous bodies into many pieces.
Anyway, why can't we all just get along?

 

Hey, you actually don't know after the statement you just made? Not that I am involved in this little conflict.

 

*casts mirror image and invisibilty and walks up behind Shura...Sniper draws his dagger of Paladin Venom and strikes deep into Shuras black and bitter heart ((Its also quite sweet!)) Shura turns into a heap of dust and Sniper heads back to the fortress where all good is safe from evil*

I could do this evil killing for a living!

 

haha, the righteousness sniper killed a paladin (we realise ur mistake!)

 

Shura's no paladin! He's a minion from hell who as' been slain by me! yes me!

 

hahaha, like good and bad will ever get along... obviously they won't

 

*walks out from shadows behind Sniper and kicks him in the butt, knocking him out.*
Heh, Sniper, you'll need more than that to put me down. Supreme skill with a sword isn't my only forte.
By the way, I took the alignment test and got Neutral Good. Hmmm..wonder what that means.
I generally act in a 'good' manner in real life. It's only when the paladins or paladin-like people cross me that I get this overwhelming urge to slice off their heads. Give me evil necromancers anyday. At least they're not hypocritical and dogmatic.
I spared you, so why can't good and evil get along? A balance in all things.

 

*wakes up groggy...and looks around*
Thank god i'm in bedroom!
*jumps up and runs to join the ranks of the mortal and god armies...looks to aid the fat egg in his styggle*

 

fat egg, crouches stealthilly in the shadows, he spies shura, and quickly stabs down, cutting off shura's arm, at which point he begins dancing and mocking shura...

 

Ego tripping!

And by the way, WTF is so good about being evil?? Despite all your powers and skills in the end all you will be is a mindless Lemure or Dretch in the Nine Hells or the Abyss festering for 10 millennia before you are even noticed.

 

its the stuff that you do to get noticed that is the fun part!

*walks down a street where everyone is running way from him, he quickly catches a small child and bites his throat and rips, blood gurgles from the child mouths and evil herf, soul eater laughs at the child who cant comprehend what is happeneing*

see?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

I have to agree that talking about biting peoples necks and describing what happens to the very detail is rather...sick? Er...wonder if my other nick is disabled...hope not...i havn't used it in a while...