What's your favorite quote?

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I'll try and list some that haven't been mentioned yet in the thread. Most of my favorites already have.

Theres a funny dialogue option when approached and asked where your from by a Flaming Fist guard on the bridge leading into Baldur's Gate.

"I'm from the land of frolicing naked nymphs where your every desire is granted by bald blubbering bugbears"

Also in the Nashkel Mines, the workers constantly chant:

"Get Me Out-of-this HELL HOLE!"

Also I think Quayle says:

"Shake a paw. Come on! Shake a paw!"

 

You know Marl, the drunk at Feldepost's Inn in Beregost who hates adventurers coz of his son dying. His friend next to him, when you click to talk to him:
"Hey don't click me, I don't want any trouble..."
And of course the ale-needing Kagain.

 

2 for Immy:

Do you wanna tell me a story about trollops and plugtails pleeeeaaase? (random selection)

Mutton mongering rifraff! (when low rep)

 

"My feet hurt", "I have a headache" "I have a cold" and all the complains that Skie makes... She sounds so CUTE when she says that... She makes me wanna hug her

And the commoners' "I've no time fer ta talk to ye now".

 

"I'm actually quite shy"

-Town Crier (when you click on him)

 

Happy i am, yes i am!!!, from the mad arcant, he is just mentally insane, but he doesn't seem to care.

 

"Wurtle wurtle wurtle woo, put it on and you'll wurtle too." That gnome was crazy.

 

Faves would be:

"Dreadfully sorry, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you." - Daer'Ragh
"Away with you, beggar!" - Various noblemen.
"Elminster this, Elminster that. Give me two thousand years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse!" - Edwin.

[ June 12, 2004, 20:27: Message edited by: Andronicus IV ]

 

Your Death is inevitable! - Sarevok

I like that one more than Sarevok's other quotes.
I also like that very long reply you answer to Portalbendarwinden just north of Nashkel.

 

Khalid's fleeing: "Better part of valour, better part of valour!" Yeah, real tough guy.

Minsc: "Less talk, more fight!"

This one had me laughing whenever Jaheira said it. It's a shame they removed her personality in BG2.

 

When Minsc says, "camaraderie, adventure and steel on steel" it makes me want to hit him on the blue spot with a pickaxe. Steel on steel?? What are we, riveters? I better be hearing his steel on my enemies flesh and bone or I'll be sending him off to Durlag's Tower for a solo mission. Steel on steel, what a nincompoop.

 

"Yer all buffle headed!" -Imoen the Almighty (when you make her leader)

 

Let's see. Although it's been 4-5 years ago that I played Baldur's Gate I, I can still remember Imoen's quote: "Heya, it's me, Imoen!", and Tazok's: "Me mad!!".

 

NonSequiteur, they removed her personality to fit in a romance. Would have made for a better story to just keep her personality, IMO (yes I know )

 

I would have to say Khalid, after you've clicked on him 10 times ... "If at first I don't succeed, the wife won't let me forget"

 

I must try that. I'd love to hear Khalid say that
I have to say "Go for the eyes, Boo"

 

Jahiera doesn't say it with such gusto in BG II.

 

"Please don't disturb me while I plot to overthrow you" - Edwin (of course).

 

Man, how did I miss THAT one?

I'll have to go back to BG1 and replay it just for the amusement value. I knew Edwin was a riot in BG2, but I thought they might have just made him crazier for the sequel (like Minsc).