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What's your favorite quote?

Discussion in 'Baldur's Gate (Classic)' started by Sorvo, Oct 18, 2003.

  1. CamDawg

    CamDawg The gaze of the Wolf reaches into our soul Veteran

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    LOL, I also love Minsc's line for becoming the leader: "Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads. Swords for everyone!"
     
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    "You mess with me, you mess with YOU" - Ogrillons you encounter
     
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    "Who art thou, to touch me like you know me?"

    That black magic witch from the Unapproachable
    East. Lady Yhelbruna's apprentice. I think she's
    rather kinky!
     
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    Actually, that's one of Dynaheir's "rare selected" lines.
     
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    Two faves:
    Edwin: "Elminster this, Elminster that. Give me 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse".
    Tiax: "Come the day, TIAX will point and click."
     
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    Two more faves, also funny because of how they are delivered.

    Minsc (dungeon): "Evil around every corner -- careful not to step in any...!"

    Kagain (outdoors): "Lousy forest -- always reminds me of 'pansy elves...!'"

    :p
     
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    (BIG fart noise) "whahahaho!!That one was a stinker"-Iron Throne Bandit
    "So i kicked 'm in the head 'till 'e was dead!!nyahaha!!!"-Irone Throne Bandit
     
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    Add to that: "I can take Drizzt with both my legs tied behind my back"

    Irone throne bandit

    And one by the many thieves in baldur's gate:

    "Stole the duchess' nickers once if ya know what I mean"
     
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    It would definitely have to be Minsc's
    "Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes!!"
     
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    "Yes, oh omnipresent authority figure?" - Jaheira. It's just statements like those that make her '***** of the game'.
     
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    Anyone remember all of the tombstones in Nashkel? I can't quite remember the name but I liked;

    "Here lies (David). He looked up the mine shaft to see if the cart was coming. It was."
     
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    I love these quotes. So many good memories. Is there any of you who knows where to find all the quotes in the game just like that? else I'll do a google massage. Or be hit by Tal with a link from sorcerers. I better go look :shake:
     
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    As has probably been mentioned: "Brave brave Sir Garrick, Sir Garrick led the way. Brave brave Sir Garrick, Sir Garrick ran away!"
     
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    Eldoth is delightfully offensive to Shar-Teel:
    "Shar-Teel your lot in life is to make cookies and bear children. Now shut up."

    Some more wise words from the mighty Tiax.

    Running away: "Tiax will rule...from a distance."
    Underground: "Why must Tiax traverse this dank hole. Cyric said nothing of soggy boots!"
    Nighttime: "Night would DARE hamper the sight of Tiax?"
     
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    "Come see ME...swallow flamming knives!"
    - Carnies at the Nashkel Carnival.

    It's really funny to hear them all say it at the same time.
     
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    I always liked:

    "Don't touch me.....I'm super important"

    The high priest at the temple.
     
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    This actually the watchers in Candlekeep. And it's: "I could take Drizzt with both my arms tied behind my back."

    My favorites:
    "Do you wanna tell me a story 'bout trollops and plugtails? Please?" Imoen
    "Tiax will rule!"... who else?
    "What now? Do you need your pantallons pressed?" Jaheira
    "Tis but a flesh wound" Branwen when she's nearly dead.
     
  18. Baronius

    Baronius Mental harmony dispels the darkness ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    I have many favourites. Some of them have already been mentioned in posts below.
    I like these too:
    "Are you talking to me? Are YOU talking to ME?" - Marl
    "Are you looking at me? Are you looking at me!"- Amnish Soldiers and some other people
     
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    "It might be a touch unladylike, but I'm gonna slith your throat, I am." by Neira, the second bounty hunter IIRC.
     
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    @ Uytuun > Third actually. Maybe even fifth, though the first two dont have any bounty notices...


    It´s not really a quote in the regular fasion.
    But when you first meet Elminster you can reply:

    "How do you measure up to your own standars walking around pestering strangers about their mental state" There´s alittle more, but I always forget what it is :(

    I love that reply :D


    The coolest voice though has to be:

    "I AM the law!"
    When you fight Flaming Fist soldiers.
     
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