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What is your battle cry?

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by shadow lurker, Aug 20, 2006.

  1. shadow lurker Gems: 17/31
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    [​IMG] I remember doing this test a while ago and some of the things it came up with are pretty funny, but I tried it again today and it looks like they've changed a few things...

    http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

    Prowling across the terrain, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Shadow Lurker! And she gives a spectacular howl:

    "I'm going to pummel you until you pee fire, and plunge you into financial ruin!"

    ((err...yes...-_-;; ))

    Edit: put an extra space between the ; and the ) so it wouldn't make the winking face.
     
  2. Felinoid

    Felinoid Who did the what now? ★ SPS Account Holder

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    Um ... 'kay ... :skeptic:
     
  3. Disciple of The Watch

    Disciple of The Watch Preparing The Coming of The New Order Veteran

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    Ha! If you think yours are weird, check THIS out:

    :skeptic: :skeptic: :skeptic: :skeptic: :skeptic: :skeptic: :skeptic:
     
  4. zerox Gems: 3/31
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    ...meat hammers, contortioning, and notches in bedposts.....what the hell?

    and if i type in zerox instead of Zerox i get

     
  5. Disciple of The Watch

    Disciple of The Watch Preparing The Coming of The New Order Veteran

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    ...and if I use my real name, here's what I get

    Why is it that that every time I use that thing to get my battle cry, it ends up with something related to... err, sex? Bruise is slang to describe... err, the act, and f*** you until you taste like chicken? I have yet to find a woman who tastes like chicken.
     
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    Alright... so I am a psychopathic surgeon now... Well, I suppose it could be worse.
     
  7. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Spoooon!
     
  8. Gnarfflinger

    Gnarfflinger Wiseguy in Training

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    But what am I going to do with all that lederhosen...
     
  9. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Buring branch? WTF? No battle axe, or claymore, or bastard sword?!?! That's not cool. :skeptic: :rolling:
     
  10. The Magpie

    The Magpie Balance, in all things Veteran

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    :nuts:
     
  11. Montresor

    Montresor Mostly Harmless Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    :confused: :skeptic:
     
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  13. Shell

    Shell Awww, come and give me a big hug!

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    That's quite good :)
     
  14. DarkStrider

    DarkStrider I've seen the future and it has seen me Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    If I use my real name

    And my real one is of course "For England and ST GEORGE"
     
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    Striding across the cliffs, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Clixby! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

    "I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!!!"

    Well, I DO like bacon. And my grunts are particularly spectacular.
     
  16. The Kilted Crusader

    The Kilted Crusader The Famous Last words "Hey guys, watch THIS!" Veteran

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    lovely ;)

    And my real name

     
  17. Barmy Army

    Barmy Army Simple mind, simple pleasures... Adored Veteran

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    Errr... right.
     
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    LOL!! :eek:
     
  19. Faye

    Faye Life is funny. Veteran

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    Skulking out of the fields, swinging a mighty sword, cometh Faye! And she gives a mighty cry:
    "I'm seriously going to spank you in such an unsafe manner, the Earth will spin twice as fast!"

    Er... very strange indeed.
    And lol at Death Rabbit for The Tick's battle cry, Spoon!
     
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    Sprinting through the candy store, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh Dengo! And he gives a vengeful scream:

    "I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!"

    :borg:

    Also with my real name:

    Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging through the freeway! It is (name), hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a spectacular bellow, his voice cometh:

    "I'm going to bruise you all the way to Bangladesh!"
     
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