What Is Your Battle Cry

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Hacken Slash, I challenge you!

This one just plain sucked.

Almost Challenge-worthy too.

 

as 8people:

that's... weird...

and my real name.

lol

beware those who enter the Friendly Arm

How... un-Drow-like.

 

As myself:

As my alter egos:

This really is too much fun

Only downer, what does discombobulate mean?

edit - found it: to discombobulate = To confuse, upset or disconcert.

[ January 06, 2004, 21:46: Message edited by: Meatdog ]

 

Zang! Who is that, stalking on the mini-mall parking lot! It is Fade, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He roars mightily:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I slice through beating hearts until everything has croaked!"


I like this one

Rampaging through the plains, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Daniel! And he gives a booming howl:

"I'm going to hump you until Western Civilization implodes!!"

 

Sprinting over the steppes, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Faragon! And he gives an ominous roar:

"I'm going to pummel you so utterly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!!"

 

Wow, mine almost made sense

As my RPG persona:

Good stuff

 

Also this one from my RPG Character...

Hmmmm, at least it's a sword!

And I like the going berserk part...

 

Mhmm... My Chaotic Good Halfelf Cleric/Ayonalla of Corellon has the following battlecry

Zang! Who is that, striding through the steppes! It is Faragon Fëamith, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He grunts gutterally:

"I'm going to *f-word* you with such disregard for common sense, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!!"

Which is a shame really, because not only is Faragon Fëamith bound to use Sahandriel as his sole weapon (and it's not a vorpal blade ) but he's also a tad more diplomatic. (being a chosen of Corellon and all)

I'll definetely forward it to my DM though

 

Not at all funny, but I found it strange that this was quite in character for me.

 

@ Hacken Slash - I don't know, it seems wrong somehow for a berserker to cry out about how they are going berserk (not to mention using the word hereby). I would think foaming from the mouth and assorted grunts would be more appropriate.

 

Here is mine using my SP name

Lo! Who is that, striding out of the terrain! It is Dalveen, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with an ominous roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to clobber you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!!"

here is mine using my real name

Striding on the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Neil! And he gives an ominous roar:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until you pee fire!!"

and here is mine using my alter ego RPG names

Skulking across the cliffs, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Cadaran! And he gives a vengeful bellow:

"I'm going to spank you so utterly, you will not be able to see straight!!!"


Lo! Who is that, running amidst the mountains! It is Melfdale, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a mighty roar, his voice cometh:

"Hail the blood-letting! I feel like chicken tonight!!!"

(that one goes into the challenge)

Stalking on the terrain, attacking with a vorpal blade, cometh Vorondil! And he gives a low howl:

"I'm going to torment you so heinously, you will polymorph into a wumpus!!!"


ive got some others but thats enough for just now

 

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding along the candy store! It is Dman18, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a spectacular bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you into a new dimension of pain!!"


Woohoo for new dimensions!!!

 

Sprinting along the icy wasteland, swinging a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Valkyrie! And She gives a mighty roar:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I tear into the enemy like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"


Grrr! Behold the fierce four year old!

I think chainlink fence makes a spectacular weapon. Especially when its rusted.

 

Skulking through the icy wasteland, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Dragon's Jewel! And she gives a booming scream:

"I'm going to smash you with such disregard for common sense, you will polymorph into Godzilla!"


A *jeweled* meat hammer? I assume that gives me some small level of class and sophistication, right?

 

Am I the only who thought this sounded like code for a Prince Albert?

 

chevalier:

"I'm going to bruise you until war is peace!!"

Hehe, very good one

My first & last name in the English version I use on daily basis:

"I'm going to smack you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!"

Another basic everyday combination resulted in:

"I'm going to pound you until you bleed out your eyes!!"

The full stuff produced:

"I'm going to punch you for such a long time, Buddha will explode!!!"

...which is downright nonsense

 

Hark! Who is that, rampaging over the plains! It is Reepnorp, hands clutching a meaty axe! He grunts vengefully:

"I'm seriously going to clobber you so hard, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!!"

Man, this is starting to sound like Homestar Runner!

 

Hark! Who is that, skulking on the wasteland! It is Arahar, hands clutching a thorned whip! He bellows apocalyptically:

"I'm going to hump you until Western Civilization implodes, and hit you with a steamroller!!"


Striding on the icy wasteland, wielding a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Arahar! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"In the name of malice, I lay waste to the landscape like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"

 

OMG! Rotflmao at some of those.

Anyway:
Skulking over the mountains, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Aldazar! And he gives a booming howl:

"For the love of beatings, I sow darkness and discord faster than the super-flu!!"

And:
Yea, verily: Who is that, striding out of the tarmac! It is David, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:

"You in some s*** now, muhfuh! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"

Finally, under my old nickname:
Skulking on the hotel lobby, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Shadow! And he gives a booming grunt:

"I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!"