What is the funniest thing you've encountered?

"These Iron Rations are capable of healing 3 hitpoints for the user. Combined with 50' of rope and a 10' pole, they make for a wicked old-school adventurer's pack."

Ah, memories...

 

In Ice Temple, I shoot west with prism device and broke it down. I get my wizard to fix it.
A message like this appeared:
"If you think you can fix this device with such low INT, you are really dumb."
"What!? But I have 23 INT" I thought. Then I realized that it was not my wizard trying to fix but my barbarian.

 

Stomping around the underdark with the Golem, I got ready for a big fight and casted invisibility circle... The Golem suddenly starts running around going, "I CANNOT FIND THE MASTER!"

 

In the prologue, while talking to Phaen, if your character has a high charisma you can trick Phaen into telling the name of his master. Upon doing that you will get a message something like this,

"You have tricked Phaen into telling the name of his master - what an idiot. The party has received experience"

 

when i click on my male fighter and click somewhere to move him he sais:´´i shall not fail´´ nad then i pick pocket and a message comes: pick pocket failed

 

All posted that I came across I found funny. Some more so then others. To add: 1) I get a kick out of my half-Orc tank (very strong but below average IQ) carrying on very intelligent conversations. 2) I have a female halfling rogue with, I believe, FRV I. She delights so much I took her name when I registered for the forum. IWDII is fun because you can get different dialogue options with different characters or as with my half-orc dialogue that doesn't fit the character. I miss Boo too.

 

Male Fighter 5 voice set is great, because the comments are just so good. "I'm a busy man. I got places to go, monsters to kill!" Excellent adventurer

Another quite funny thing is that Yago's Book of Curses is in a shelf in Dragon's Eye (remember the quest in Baldur's Gate 1?)

 

Harkle, how about another comment by that voiceset?

"Nah, I don't thinkso. Just kidding, I'll do it."

 

One of the things I found funny was having my Drow Dreadmaster of Bane say something along the lines of "Speaking to you sickins me, dathiar" to the lords wife in Targos. I know I didn't spell that right, I don't spell very well in Drow.

 

After killing the merchants near underdark I still get their warnings appear in the air, like 'Stay away from our merchandise or be dead' or something like that. I think it's kind of funny although it surely is a bug.

 

Male Fighter 5 after clicking him multiple times his 4 comments are "I understood you the first 20 times you selected me."

"Hey, there's nothing else for you to here! Just pick someone else. Sheesh."

"What, do you think I'm *lying?* Moce on, nothing to hear here!"

"Waaaazzzzaaaap?"

Female Rouge 2 says- "Is this what you'd call "role-playing?"

"So I kicked him in the head until he was dead...I can't believe I just said that."

Thats a line from the Bandits in Baldur's Gate I. All this I have gotten exactly correct from the game becuz I was bored, not likely there we're mistakes because I wrote it down from the game and then typed it, see how bored I am? .......

 

If you click on your sorcerer heaps of times, he may say, "dont tell a soul, but i was abducted as an infant and raised by dragons"

or

"sssh, if you keep making noise they'll see you and.. Uh, oh, yes." as though he was seen.

and i also found in the prologue in the Salty Dog Tavern, the innkeep says, "A little spit on these glasses will give them some shine."

and also in the tavern, (i have 2 more) just listening to the convo between the mercenarys is quite funny. And when you start fighting them, the merchant there says, "Go on, hit him!"

 

Did anyone notice that the duergar in the underdark are speaking phonetic russian? its been a long time since i studied any russian, but i definitely recognise a few phrases!

well, I found it funny

 

What do they say?
Yeah and the wandering village is finnish - really! All the names Jari, Venla, Carita, Tahvo etc. are finnish names! And they pronounce a little bit like finnish people talk english. That one REALLY surprised me, maybe there is Fin in the desing team...maybe I should check it out...