Weirdest dream ever

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I once had a dream where I was downhill skiing and went on one of those jump thingies, and just continued to go upwards.... reversed falling.

Ara
(Every journey begins with a thunk...)

 

My little sister was a rat, and she brought all her rat friends to the house and now I'm a slave to the rats the rats the rats aaaargh!! Hey, that wasn't a dream! Aaaargh! The rats!

 

I often tried that I had to run away but I couldn't get forward... It was just like I was running through honey or something like that

 

I used to dream things like Headbanger, I used to dream I was fighting but I was moving really slowly as though I was underwater, and my opponent (whoever I fell asleep hating) always managed to dodge and hit me before I could move. The dreams were really frustrating and I used to wake up really pissed off.
They kinda stopped when I started beating people up I think they showed a fear of fighting but I'm not too sure.

But my freakiest dream has to be the dream where I tied a TV to a duck's left leg and a TV to a pheasant's right leg and threw them both in the ocean to see which one sunk the fastest

 

Dammit, I want to remember my dreams too!
Nearest I came was once when I thought the year was 3000. But then I was drunk and had been watching Futurama episodes all day beforehand.

 

Heh, seems like I remember nightmares more than good or just odd dreams...

Probably my scariest/wierdest dream was where I was standing in a futuristic, large elevator with Jean Luke Picard from Star Trek: Next Generation and the first time I looked at him he looked normal and I turned around, then when I turned back again he changed apperance to look like a Borg(I believe there was some epidode where he was turned into a Borg but I never saw it) and then proceeded to chase me around the elevator, trying to kill me until I woke up. Heh, and you say *you* watch too much TV .

Another very wierd nightmare was when I awoke in the middle of the night in my bedroom, and heard some kind of noise coming from my dresser across from the bed. I got up and opened it, and right at that moment the door to my room at my left swung open and there was an large, evil looking clown standing there with lightning flashing behind him as if he were outside. I then awoke in my bedroom once again but I was still in the dream, although I wasn't sure about it at the time. I pinched myself and finally awoke in my own bedroom, scared as hell. I think it had something to do with my brother reading a few pages from the book "It" to me.

Both of these dreams reoccoured many times and I was about 7 when they happened...

 

Now we're switching to nightmares? Not much fun. I remember running away from ghosts a lot in my dreams when I was very little

Something must be invented to pre-program dreams... Yeah. Then I'll be able to beat BG in my dreams... In 3D muahahahahaa


[This message has been edited by Sentry (edited January 13, 2002).]

 

I often dream that im being hunted by a Predator and that i cant run forward(like headbanger said), the Predator always kills me(almost always with the wristblade)and then i wake up sweating, and when i finally go back to sleep i dream my family is getting killed or that im being hunted by another predator.

(gotta stop playing AVP2 all day long LOL)

 

I usely dream about beening a knight and fighting battles with thousands of moster things. That's mostly what it's about.

 

I dream I was struck by lightning three times. I was running and the lightning strikes were chasing me. In the second lightning dream I was in a city and I hid behind someone to protect but they ended getting struck too. I hope this doesn't mean anything

 

I dreamed that I was Bill Clinton and that a cow came out of the sky and crushed me while screaming (the Cow) "God save Antarctica!"

 

I had this dream years ago, can't remember the whole thing, but the ending sure was weird. I'm going outside my house and there's a group of people waiting for me there, I don't know any of them, but know that they're there to kill me (and of course, I can't run - how corny is that?). One of them shoots me, and I feel the pain as the bullets tear into my body; but as I fall on the ground, my soul/spirit/whatever moves to another body and this guy shoots me again... and then it repeats 3 more times, until there's none left alive. When I realize that everybody's dead, I wake up, feeling like someone just beat the crap out of me.
BTW... are there psychiatrists around?

 

I had a dream were i was standing in the middle of a road, when i saw a hippo run past me, it was being chased by a dog riding a bike.
The hippo then hid inside a fish n chip shop, and dog just rode on by. When the dog was out of sight, the hippo ordered a large portion of chips.
Then i woke up.
I think it means i should spend more time with hippos, and spend less time running away from dogs. Also i should eat more chips.
I think i should get out of the house more often.

 

ROFL i just love this topic

 

I had A dream that I was standing in a barren wasteland, All dull and nothing doing. Then the ground started to deform and thrash around, and a huge vortex opened. I fell down it and hit my head on a huge metal pipe that flew past me. I awoke and I had fallen out of bed and whacked my head on my metal bedside table! Ow! I had a headache for hours...

Another dream.... When I was young (around 8), I kept having a reoccuring dream. It was horrible. I would dream that I was outside my room, and a huge monster was charging at me. I hurtled myself down the stairs (also part of another dream, see the one under this), that lead to the downstairs corridor, and run as fast as I could to the living room door. but the corridor would stretch and expand, and as soon as I got to the door, It was locked. I banged and banmged, turned around and this monster Killed me! this happened nearly every night!

Another dream. very small but nasty. In real life, still around 8 ish, I could jump down some of the stairs (I still enjoy doing that now ), but in my dream (also reoccuring) I would jump from the top step, and I would fly down them, Like zero g. But whenever I reached the bottom, there were huge spikes on the wall! Whatever I did, I couldn't stop and ALWAYS got impaled. What's strange is, my sister Kept having this dream too! freaky!

[This message has been edited by The Grim Ripper (edited February 01, 2002).]

 

This is not a dream cause I was awake, but I was so far away in my imagination that I look at it like a dream.

I had been trying to get this girl to be my gilrfriend for quite some time, but I made no real progress..

She had spent the night on several ocationes(spelling?) and one night three days after she had spent the weekend with me I had the strangest dream.

I still had her quilt(covers?) there. I woke up in the middle of the night because I had to go to the toilet, I saw the quilt there and noticed it wasn't moving so naturally I thought she was sleeping and I did not want to wake her up so I lifted my legs over carefully so I would not wake her. I came back from the bathroom still thinking that she was therem layed down beside her and started talking to her, trying to wake her up gently. Since I got no response I lifted up her quilt and crawled in under it and discovered to my horror that she was not there. naturally I was very sad......

I told her this story and she tought it was really cute and soon I had a new girlfriend...

 

I had a dream of me jumping of the World Trade Center with a Cutt-throght(SP) knife

 

You realy are the gramatical mooron of week aren't yuo.

Edit- oops I made some grammatical mistakes myself

[This is a post about weird dreams, not who can't write - BTA]

[This message has been edited by Blackthorne TA (edited February 02, 2002).]

 

Hehe!

When I was smaller I had many dreams about not being able to run QUITE fast enough...

Recently I had this dream where I ran away from home. Because...I don't remember. I was wandering in the streets crying all the way....

This other one had a UFO in it. Don't ask. And PLEASE don't try to analyze them.

 

My most recent dream (a few weeks ago), I was a world renown scholar in his 60's that had discovered a grand Library(kinda like Candlekeep but more brownesh and old looking) in some unknown part of the world. The Library had spider webs of unreal size all over the place. During the course of the dream I was at a table within the Library reading some tomb off of one of the many shelfs. My assissant, a man of the same age had stood a distance infront of me beneath a huge threshold. Hanging over him was the biggest of spider webs.(the string being the size of rope) My assisant held his arm up to light his cigar, moments later his arm gets stuck in the web and he yanks away. The web being like a rubber band resisted and my assistant was then launched further into the web only getting tangled more and more. Then this black Spider(Shelob!) the size of a car comes down from the shadows of the high ceiling and raps my assistant up in a web ball, in preparation to suck his blood. I was so scared shitless I woke up having to take a piss.

Yes I hate all things 'spidery'!