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Hmmm, didn't I see that quote in my school cafeteria before, Tiamat?

 

"I believe you." - The Electric Monk

I agree, Douglas Adams rules...

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"To not die of Alcohol poisoning would be a waste of a good liver"
Oliver Reed
"Laws are like sausages, you don't want to see them being made"
Bismark

 

Electricity is really just organized lightning. ~George Carlin

 

"those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't" - can't remember who said it.

 

My favorite quote
"all generalizations are incorrect including this one"

Sorry can't remember who it is from

 

And here comes a provoking one:

"Women shall knit" - Napoleon Bonaparte

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"A body at rest remains at rest. A body in motion was probably kicked out of bed by his mother. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, meaning you're sure to get in trouble." - Don't remember, but it is in a Swedish physics book.

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Non-Smokers live longer unhealthy. - Marnix

 

"He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom" - Gandalf

 

"The Lord has not abandoned us to the comforts of our American exile." - me

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"The reason angels can fly is because they take themselves to lightly" - Chesterton

 

"The world was not made for justice" - me

 

"Oh, get off your high horse!" ~Various People At Various Times, Including Me

 

Some of my favorite quotes:

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. "

-Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

"There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me. "

-John Erskine

"To the world you may be somebody, but to somebody you may be the
world."

-Unknown

 

"As usual there's something I don't understand..." ~Me .

Said yesterday on the chat.

"Well, dont laugh just because I'm ignorant" ~Also said by me.

Is it just me or is the ranking site using the most unflattering quotes?

Edit: Another one by me.

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"Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity. And I'm starting to have my doubts about the universe."
- Albert Einstein (I can't remember the original phrasing and am too lazy to look it up)

 

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"Wise men speak because they have something to say. Fools, because they have to say something."

"Its only the person who hasn't convinced himself of his own worth, who proceeds to inform the rest of humanity of his own value."

"There is one rule, above all others, for being a man. Whatever happens, face it on your feet." - Lan Mandragoran, The Wheel of Time

"A humorist is someone who realizes that first, he is not better than anyone else, and second, no one else is either."

My favorites:

"Never be reckless with other people's hearts, and don't stand those who are reckless with yours."

"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength."



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There are two kinds of people in the world:

1. Those who group people into two different groups.
2. Those who don't.

 

Whenever I'm bieng insulted, I play the irenicus scene in my head, with the "Suffer! You will all suffer!".
How relaxing...

 

I love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells like victory