Things the Characters In BG II Would Never Say...

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Keldorn: I must admit, Viconia that I was always curious about what color do nipples of a drow elf have.

Viconia: Well, I am not drow elf at all. I am a miniature GIANT SPACE HAMSTER!

 

Noober (or Neeber): I guess I'll stop bothering you now. (You can laugh, I am but a poor simple 8th grader with no imagination or creativity, unable to comprehend the imaginings of all you other illustrious members of Sorcerer's Place)

 

Viconia: Fetch me sunglasses, CHARNAME!

 

Firkragg: I am very proud of you, as I am sure Gorion is...(Tethtoril quote in BG1)

Irenicus: Look! I bounce on my feet!

Bodhi: It's all in the hips! (one of my friend can mimic the way Bodhi "dances"...)

 

Ellesime: I want Irenicus to turn me into a pleasure slave.

Irenicus: I just love elves!

Nalia: I'm broke.

Imoen: You do realize that later on Irenicus is going to tell you that I'm your sister, so why do you bother trying to flirt with me?

Irenicus: I really have no clue what the plot of this game is.

Minsc: I need aid soon, Boo is too young to avenge me. But reload isn't!

 

IS there anything original that hasnt been done?
I swear that if i hear that Aerie:FLute in my c*nt 1 more time ill PUKE!!!!

Nice Everclear quote. Lovely.

Cheers.

[ November 22, 2002, 11:08: Message edited by: Baezlebub ]

 

Jan says immitating Apu on Simpsons

"Would you like a Turnip Swishy with that?"

 

PC: Mmmh, let's try out this Red Dragoncale Armor. Aerie, hold my Pride of the Legion Full Plate +2 for a sec, will you? Got it? Wait let me put my Holy Avenger on top so I have my hands free.

Aerie: *urgh* It's really heavy <CHARNAME>!

PC: Whiner.

 

CHARNAME(female thief/fighter): Hey, Keldorn! Don't spy on me when I'm changing my armor!

 

Minsc: "Boo, meet my sword! Sword, meet hamster!"

 

Aerie: High ang-x-iety!

Sarevok to <CHARMANE> Ah Jr....
<CHARNAME>: DON'T callme that it's <CHARNAME>
Sarevok: <CHARNAME>, <CHARNAME> that was the name of the family dog.
Imoen: <CHARNAME> Family dog?? You were named after a Dog??!!!!

Minsc: Alligators in the sewers, alligators in the sewers.

XAN: Do these make me look fat?

<CHARNAME> Oh I feel the Dark side pulling me...

Game: if ever there was a wiz there was....

Game: You Suck I can't be-lieve you couldn't kill a bunny. Game over and I'm not saving....

I tried

well I tried;

 

PC: "I wish I was a QuakeIII-character. I'd really like to have a railgun or a rocketlauncher!"

Aerie: "Hey Mr. Dragon, how much for those wings?"

 

Please someone end this topic

[Please don't post if you have nothing of value to add.] -Tal

[ December 04, 2002, 17:33: Message edited by: Taluntain ]

 

PC: This topic on SP is really fun.
Aerie: Yeah, finally we can take our clothes off and relax!

 

XanAloras dialog set)
AloraXans dialog set)

 

Korgan- I'm actually quite shy

Bodhi- I see dead people

 

This has got to be the most enjoyable thread I've read on this forum. The wedding sequence had me forcing my laughter down so hard, I think I cracked a rib or two.

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Xan (singing): "Shiny happy people holding hands..." or "Hey <CHARNAME>, we f***ing rock!"

Aerie: "Hey <CHARNAME>, that Phaere chick looks like she's up for something kinky..."

Minsc: "Run away! Run awaaaay!" (think Monty Python)

Valygar: <Jan's dialogue set>

Jan: "I'm taking a vow of silence."

Sarevok: "Awwww, isn't Boo such a cuddly-wuddly fuzzy-wuzzy liddle guuuuyy?"

Anomen: "So, <CHARNAME>... are you into whips and stuff?"

Irenicus: "Laugh at MY hair, will you..."

[ August 30, 2004, 08:42: Message edited by: NonSequitur ]

 

Player: I'm gonna stop playing BG2.

 

Minsc: i'd like to try a new hair product

 

Minsc: You know evil isn't so bad after all
Minsc: I'm actually not a big fan of swords, I want to be a sorcerer

Sarevok: You know something little bro, I'm happy for you.