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Things the Characters In BG II Would Never Say...

Discussion in 'BG2: Shadows of Amn (Classic)' started by Kitrax, Sep 17, 2002.

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    Keldorn: I must admit, Viconia that I was always curious about what color do nipples of a drow elf have.

    Viconia: Well, I am not drow elf at all. I am a miniature GIANT SPACE HAMSTER!
     
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    [​IMG] Noober (or Neeber): I guess I'll stop bothering you now. (You can laugh, I am but a poor simple 8th grader with no imagination or creativity, unable to comprehend the imaginings of all you other illustrious members of Sorcerer's Place)
     
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    Viconia: Fetch me sunglasses, CHARNAME!
     
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    Firkragg: I am very proud of you, as I am sure Gorion is...(Tethtoril quote in BG1)

    Irenicus: Look! I bounce on my feet!

    Bodhi: It's all in the hips! (one of my friend can mimic the way Bodhi "dances"...)
     
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    Ellesime: I want Irenicus to turn me into a pleasure slave.

    Irenicus: I just love elves!

    Nalia: I'm broke.

    Imoen: You do realize that later on Irenicus is going to tell you that I'm your sister, so why do you bother trying to flirt with me?

    Irenicus: I really have no clue what the plot of this game is.

    Minsc: I need aid soon, Boo is too young to avenge me. But reload isn't!
     
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    IS there anything original that hasnt been done?
    I swear that if i hear that Aerie:FLute in my c*nt 1 more time ill PUKE!!!!

    Nice Everclear quote. Lovely.

    Cheers.

    [ November 22, 2002, 11:08: Message edited by: Baezlebub ]
     
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    Jan says immitating Apu on Simpsons

    "Would you like a Turnip Swishy with that?"
     
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    PC: Mmmh, let's try out this Red Dragoncale Armor. Aerie, hold my Pride of the Legion Full Plate +2 for a sec, will you? Got it? Wait let me put my Holy Avenger on top so I have my hands free.

    Aerie: *urgh* It's really heavy <CHARNAME>!

    PC: Whiner.
     
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    CHARNAME(female thief/fighter): Hey, Keldorn! Don't spy on me when I'm changing my armor!
     
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    Minsc: "Boo, meet my sword! Sword, meet hamster!"
     
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    Aerie: High ang-x-iety!

    Sarevok to <CHARMANE> Ah Jr....
    <CHARNAME>: DON'T callme that it's <CHARNAME>
    Sarevok: <CHARNAME>, <CHARNAME> that was the name of the family dog.
    Imoen: <CHARNAME> Family dog?? You were named after a Dog??!!!!

    Minsc: Alligators in the sewers, alligators in the sewers.

    XAN: Do these make me look fat?

    <CHARNAME> Oh I feel the Dark side pulling me...

    Game: if ever there was a wiz there was....

    Game: You Suck I can't be-lieve you couldn't kill a bunny. Game over and I'm not saving....

    I tried

    well I tried;
     
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    PC: "I wish I was a QuakeIII-character. I'd really like to have a railgun or a rocketlauncher!"

    Aerie: "Hey Mr. Dragon, how much for those wings?"
     
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    Please someone end this topic

    [Please don't post if you have nothing of value to add.] -Tal

    [ December 04, 2002, 17:33: Message edited by: Taluntain ]
     
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    PC: This topic on SP is really fun.
    Aerie: Yeah, finally we can take our clothes off and relax!
     
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    Xan:(Aloras dialog set)
    Alora:(Xans dialog set)
     
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    Korgan- I'm actually quite shy

    Bodhi- I see dead people
     
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    This has got to be the most enjoyable thread I've read on this forum. The wedding sequence had me forcing my laughter down so hard, I think I cracked a rib or two.

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    Xan (singing): "Shiny happy people holding hands..." or "Hey <CHARNAME>, we f***ing rock!"

    Aerie: "Hey <CHARNAME>, that Phaere chick looks like she's up for something kinky..."

    Minsc: "Run away! Run awaaaay!" (think Monty Python)

    Valygar: <Jan's dialogue set>

    Jan: "I'm taking a vow of silence."

    Sarevok: "Awwww, isn't Boo such a cuddly-wuddly fuzzy-wuzzy liddle guuuuyy?"

    Anomen: "So, <CHARNAME>... are you into whips and stuff?"

    Irenicus: "Laugh at MY hair, will you..."

    [ August 30, 2004, 08:42: Message edited by: NonSequitur ]
     
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    Player: I'm gonna stop playing BG2.
     
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    Minsc: i'd like to try a new hair product
     
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    Minsc: You know evil isn't so bad after all
    Minsc: I'm actually not a big fan of swords, I want to be a sorcerer

    Sarevok: You know something little bro, I'm happy for you.
     
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