The SP Conspiracy Theory Thread

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...Nonsense. Splunge is Jolee Bindo.

 

These forums are really unique; I've never seen something like this anywhere, the best ever; you wouldn't find something so amazing and so funny.
I spent all the evening looking for something funny to say here but is imposible, you guys and girls are way to much funny (and I don't have that much english vocabulary )

I just think that Tal isn't really the boss here, he and the others are under the hand of Mystra, who wants to rule the universe.

 

Speaking of ruling, only one name comes to mind:

TIAX!

I know this cuz he hears me.

 

Sydax has a point. We are Mystra's Chosen and we will prevail.

 

I have to bump this thread since I've noticed serious flaws in my people-changing-to-avatar theory. Now Catbert and Tal are obviously plotting to put a new code in the avatar changer maschine to make it better and faster, but my trouble is really why Catbert's avatar is a cat. Now why would he, the chief coder of SP want to turn himself into a cat? It could be of course that Catbert has some sick wierd fantasy about being a cat but I find it highly unlikely. In my professional and educated research I've come to the conclusion that Catbert has to be blind and Tal is using the poor man to his evil plans by promising the return of his sight. Little does Catbert know that Tal has actually changed his avatar to a cat and once the changes are complete he will eat up poor Catbert while he is in his weak and fragile cat form.

Now to the second obvservation. It is obvious that the avatar of BTA is lothar a powerful mage from the planescape universe who is one of the few capable in destroying the nameless one (Planescape Torment reference). Now this makes BTA very powerful and perhaps even a threat to Tal's vile plans of world conquest. Will we se an avatar change with BTA or will perhaps he just mysteriously disappear or perhaps he will actually manage to stop Tal's evil plans, but what will he do then? Will he be the good man and destroy all traces of Tal's experimentations or will he take over the project and conquer the world all by himself or....?

Now for the final chapter of this analysis which will contain a serious warning. Beren has changed his avatar to Haer Dalis which can really be because of one thing, he thinks that his previous avatar might not have been enough to seduce the one who will eventually (hopefully never) choose the Jaheira portrait. For now Beren is uninterested in the powergame of BTA and Tal and concentrates only on finding a way to get resurrect his true love to reality. So whatever you do folks, do not, and I repeat DO NOT choose the Jaheira avatar! The consequences of such and careless action might be more dire than you can even imagine!

[ August 12, 2005, 04:34: Message edited by: Morgoroth ]

 

Um, well, I dunno - maybe because his name is catbert?

 

Noone suspects da puddy-tat....

 

Do you really think that in the grand scheme of SP it's actually likely that one of the bigshots would pick an avatar just because it happened to fit to their nickname? You're just being absurd now.

 

Sure, Lothar might be tough, but nothing possesses the sheer power of a Pink Dragon Disciple!

 

Pink dragon disciple? Of all the colors available you had to pick PINK?

 

Ah-ha! I have THE conspiracy theory!

Tal is Mr. Pink from Reservoir Dogs! All that was ever shown was Mr. Pink running off with the diamonds and the sounds of gunfire. How do you think he runs this place? Donations? Please! He's padding his nest and sitting in the lap of luxury knowing he's no longer 'Mr. Pink'.

 

hmm, so is this the real Tal?

 

Yep.

 

You mean since they took that picture?

 

I guess that makes Mrs. Tal VERY happy since diamonds are a girl's best friend...

 

I believe Tal to actually be the Pink Panther. The Pink Dragon -> The Pink Panther. eh, eh? Or maybe the whole "Pink" conspiracy is because Tal is actually Pinky from "Pinky and The Brain" and he has killed The Brain and stole The Brain's plans for world domination. And he is currently putting them into motion via this message board, his plan is reaching an important stage as can be seen by this avatar changing fiesta. Also Tal aka "Pinky" has chosen to take a pink dragon as an avatar instead of some other pink creature because Tal feels the need to compensate because he is a mouse. Thus he is boosting his confidence by taking a dragon avatar.....or maybe he's trying to throw us off with the contrast between his true identity and his avatar........

 

Odd bunch here...

 

@Xindell, and you are here now.

By the way that is a red dragon, red . Don't know what connotation that has and am not going to speculate.

 

Been here a LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time. Mostly a lurker. Now you know why.