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The SP Conspiracy Theory Thread

Discussion in 'Sorcerous Sundries' started by Bion, Aug 1, 2005.

  1. Bion Gems: 21/31
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    Breaking news:

    Tal-un-tain really a thinly-veiled reference to Thurn-und-Taxis, the shadowy aristocratic family granted by Emporer Frederick III in 1490 a monopoly over all communications within the Holy Roman Empire, and subsequently acting behind the scenes as an international power-broker. "Prince Tal" (or should I say, Hubertus Ludwig Maria Max Karl Ferdinand Egon, Dreizehnte Prinz von Thurn und Taxis), as a direct descentant of the true lineage of Thurn und Taxis, is a central figure in the Bilderburg inner circle, and will ascend to chairmanship sometime in 2011, at which point Tal will essentially rule the international government for the standard Bilderburg tenure of 666 days.

    Although no connections to Tal have yet been established, allegations have been made (and then quickly dropped after the disappearance of the accusers) that hidden mind control software is incorporated within all Infinity Engine games. Whether this has anything to do with rumors that Tal is assembling a zombified "Secret Police Service" (SPS) loyal only to him remains a matter of conjecture.

    Read "The Crying of Lot 49", it's all there!
     
  2. Harbourboy

    Harbourboy Take thy form from off my door! Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Chevalier is really Marilyn Monroe.
     
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    Bion, please tell me you are kidding!
    Johannes Baptista de Jesus Maria Louis Miguel Friedrich Bonifazius Lamoral Fürst von Thurn und Taxis' rest would be quite unsound if he knew a relative of his is masquerading as a Red Dragon to subdue the minds of a handful of internet geeks. And then there is the Fürstin Gloria! Surely she will deem it all to be indignant should this outrage reach her ear.

    This mustnt come to pass.

    But then again... you might be on to something. Tal knows German. Perhaps, just perhaps, BoM will soon be dubbed Boards of Glanz und Gloria.

    With all these frantic changes of late - really, who would take notice? :hmm:
     
  4. 8people

    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    [​IMG] Turning into our Avatars? :mommy:

    The Elf is on holiday, the Dragon is his pet :thumb:

    What about the conspiracy of Beren trying to tak over SP? :p Maybe he changed his avatar to make it easier to go into hiding! :eek:

    afterall:
    Beren: Jaheira I need to hide here for a while.
    Jaheira: Nonsense! There is no need to go into hiding! *drags Beren off to Tal*

    or
    Beren: Aerie, I need to hide here for a while.
    Aerie: Um... okay, if y-you're sure.
     
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    Dendri, you amuse me.

    Would a family steeped in centuries of mystery and intrigue be so naive as to allow their inner circle to be stalked by paparazzi and hounded by the tabloid press? Johannes Baptista de Jesus Maria Louis Miguel Friedrich Bonifazius Lamoral is but a figurehead; Hubertus Ludwig Maria Maximilian Karl Ferdinand Egon is the *real* power behind the throne!
     
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    Beren is really a secret agent for the Canadian government, much like James Bond. Except for the cool car. Or technology. Or budget. Or women. Or licence to kill.

    Sadly, Beren only has a licence to bruise slightly.
     
  7. Harbourboy

    Harbourboy Take thy form from off my door! Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Splunge was (and still is) JFK.
     
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    Harbourboy is Russell Crowe!

    And Bion is Oliver Stone! Bad enough that you got the movie bigwigs to fork over dough for your *cough* scripts *cough*, now you corrupt my precious forum! Bad Bion, bad! :nono:

    EDIT: Breaking news!!! Have just discovered Nakia (formerly Nakia Nightshadow) is Tamoko reincarnated!! Here's the proof!

    [ August 03, 2005, 23:18: Message edited by: kuemper ]
     
  9. Harbourboy

    Harbourboy Take thy form from off my door! Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Hey, if you call me Russell Crowe again, I'll smash you over the head with my phone!
     
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    Okay, okay, it was just a cover.


    HB is *really* Captain Fantastic, since he can reach from New Zealand to Newfoundland and beat me up with his phone.
     
  11. Felinoid

    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    She's also responsible for creating Nalia and owns a Nokia phone. :lol:
     
  12. Nakia

    Nakia The night is mine Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    I refuse to take responsibiity for Nalia. Viconia's more my kind of girl. And don't anyone read any thing into that. When it comes to adventuring and conspiracy it's Vicky!

    I'd kill Nalia before we made it out of the first dungeon.
     
  13. Splunge

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    Hey! I put up with a lot of crap around here, but when you call me Just F***ing Krazy, that's where I draw the line! :toofar: Especially when you can't even spell "crazy" right. :rolleyes:
    :p

    Anyway, HB's new portrait is proof that he stars in this show
     
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    :lol: You tell 'em, little bro.
     
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    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    Actually, I'm JFK. James Frederick K(now that would be telling) :D
     
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    It's all in the Bible. Last chapter, Revelations. It mentions a multi-headed dragon. Tal's recent avatar change, a coincidence?! I THINK NOT! The new Pirates game, the sea boiling?! As we all know, when a topic gets enough posts, it will turn "hot". Hot -> Boiling! Pirates -> Sea! A coincidence?! I THINK NOT!

    Note that you can only see ONE head of the dragon in the pic, but not the rest of the body, suggesting it may well have more heads.
     
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    See that flask the Murder Bunny is holding? Ever wonder what's inside?

    Distilled essence of Jimmy Hoffa (mixed with a little dirt from the endzone of the Meadowlands).
     
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    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    :hmm: I wonder if Beren and Harbourboy are getting together? (... my raven.) :hahaerr:

    EDIT: Oops, sorry MoN. ...Wait, she's your mother?! :whoa: The conspiracies abound! ;)
     
  19. Master of Nuhn

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    And Rallymama can't remember she drank the whole lot when she searched feverishly for an antidote after the Killer Rabbit bit her derriere.

    Edit: Hey Feli! THIS was supposed to be under mama's post... :)
     
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    So does that make Tal #2, or the mysterious #1?
     
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