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The Riddle Game 2

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by dmc, Feb 17, 2006.

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  1. Harbourboy

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    Saber, Magpie has already got it. No need to keep answering.
     
  2. dmc

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    I don't think he's answering. I think he's asking what I'm thinking: WTF??!!

    Want to enlighten the few of us in the minority that have no clue how the answer fits the riddle (as opposed to, let's say, a poker table, or any other particular wooden table with some type of green felt attached to it)?
     
  3. DarkStrider

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    It's because it's a joke not a riddle, and a kid's joke at that ;)
     
  4. Harbourboy

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    Because a snooker table is really really heavy and would be fatal if it fell on you out of a tree. A card table is usually pretty light and flimsy. I did warn you that I was crap at riddles.
     
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    meh, I still think it was decent; I'm curious to see what Mags comes up with. :)


    Today is ITLAPD - Yarr.
     
  6. Saber

    Saber A revolution without dancing is not worth having! Veteran

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    HB, I was asking what the hell Snooker is...
     
  7. Harbourboy

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    Snooker is a game where you use a long stick to poke coloured balls around a table into pockets around the sides in the correct order. From a distance, it looks similar to Pool and/or Billiards.
     
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    It's also known as Billiard(s) here in Europe. Though I think there's a slight difference in the rules.
     
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    Since Magpie is not posting, and this thread is getting out of hand, I will just go ahead and post a riddle:


    I can take you to another place that's neat,
    Or in a restaurant, hold your seat.
    I can tell you about a company's numbers,
    Or find a hotel room for your slumber.
    If I'm thrown at you, you must have been really bad,
    But if your enter my good side, you'll always be glad.
    Policemen use me as you might tell,
    They use me when you don't park so well!

    What am I?
     
  10. Harbourboy

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    Saber A revolution without dancing is not worth having! Veteran

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    A ticket.
     
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    Harb's got it
     
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    Bah!


    Two convicts are locked in a cell.

    There is an unbarred window high up in the cell.

    No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape.

    They then decide to tunnel out.

    However, they give up with the tunnelling because it will take too long.

    Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell.



    What is his plan?
     
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    Dig up enough earth to stand on and reach the window?
     
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    Yes. Now it is your turn to post a riddle.
     
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    Oh dear ...

    If a man carried my burden,
    He would break his back.
    I am not rich,
    But I leave silver in my track.
    What am I?
     
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    A snail perhaps?
     
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    A snail definitely! One cuddly toy for TrueBlueAussie!
     
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    Righto, this one took me 2 days during year 10 camp to figure out but some of you may get it quicker.

    When you die, your spirit goes to the realm where the gates to heaven and hell are located. Both of the gates look exactly the same. There is an angel and a demon standing by the gates although the demon looks exactly like the angel. The demon will always lie and the angel will always tell the truth. What question, as you are only allowed one, should you ask to find out which gate is the one to heaven?
     
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    A classic, Aussie.

    You ask them both what the other one would say if you asked for Heaven's Gate. The one that's lying will point to the Gate of Hell, and the one that's telling the truth will also point to the Gate of Hell.
     
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