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The Quote Game 14

Discussion in 'Sensorium' started by dmc, Aug 14, 2009.

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  1. Blades of Vanatar

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    Probably the best place is Home Depot... or any hardware store. You just walk up to the cutest guy and say "Do you know where I get nailed? I mean nails? Pardon me, I've been drinking all afternoon." And that way he knows: one, that you're easy, and two, that you like to drink.
     
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    I'm sure Blades knows that one too. :grin:
     
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    Hey now funny man! I don't know this one! .... though it seems familiar, I can't quite place it. All you nior...
     
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    Another quote from the movie:

    Wait. Tell the truth. One a scale of one to ten how would you rate Dad as a date? Hot, super hot?
     
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    dmc Speak softly and carry a big briefcase Staff Member Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    That quote is really disturbing.
     
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    It was very funny in the movie -- two sisters are teasing a third sister because she showed up to a date (blind date set up by a dating service) only to find her father was her blind date.
     
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    dmc Speak softly and carry a big briefcase Staff Member Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    Sounds like a chick-flick that I successfully avoided then. :p
     
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    Alright, new movie....

    Excuse me while I whip this out.
     
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    Blazing Saddles
     
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    T2Bruno The only source of knowledge is experience Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Your turn Blades.
     
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    ahhhh crap, i knew that second quote!
     
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    Wow, an intermission took place and the Blade/T2 show goes on. :grin: :grin: :grin:
     
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    Char 1 - Blow-hards the both of you. She probably was some smoke-colored camp girl. Looked like that one's mother.

    (Laughter)

    Char 2 - My mother was a pure woman from a noble family. And I, at least, know who my father is, you pig-eating son of a whore!
     
  15. Ironhawk Skylord

    Ironhawk Skylord If a tree kills alone in the forest, does it make

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    The 13th Warrior?
     
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    Your turn Ironhawk
     
  17. Ironhawk Skylord

    Ironhawk Skylord If a tree kills alone in the forest, does it make

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    Okay:

    (on the phone)

    I don't know what they said; I only know that they met. What do you want me to do, kill 'em? if you want me to kill 'em, I'll kill 'em. I don't have to kill 'em, but I'd like to kill 'em... I killed Ashley Wentworth; another killing or two won't make a difference... It would make me happy... I'd like to kill 'em both... I think it'd be better if I kill 'em both... Well, let me kill just one then... Whichever one you want... Alright, I'll wait. But the minute you say kill 'em, I'll kill 'em. I'll love to kill 'em. It would give me immense pleasure.
     
  18. Ironhawk Skylord

    Ironhawk Skylord If a tree kills alone in the forest, does it make

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    No one? Really?

    I must have by accident stumpled over a hard one?

    Okay new quote:

    You want to x-ray the celery? What do you think we're smuggling dope in the celery? The celery's not for dope. It's for dip!
     
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    Is it from the same movie? I'm stumped by both... :confused:
     
  20. Ironhawk Skylord

    Ironhawk Skylord If a tree kills alone in the forest, does it make

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    Yes, both from the same movie.

    Hmmm... a new quote from the same movie:

    Woman: Come to my room right after dinner.
    Man: No, not tonight. I'm too tired. I think I'll turn in early.
    Woman: I'll let you wear my underwear.
    Man: I'll be there.
     
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