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Gasp! I am enlightened. I'd always thought the point was to slap at it camply and ineffectually with your open palms until it was rendered helpless laughing.

 

whats this flopp dangly piece of meat inbetween my legs that nags down to my knees and goes rock solid when i see a sheep?
this thing thats attatched to me also keeps its eyes in a seperate bag and carries ti around! what is this??!?

 

Lol!
:d

 

Time for random Monty Python quotes :

“...and the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Amen.”

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.



P.S The Green Smily Rocks!!!

 

Sung to the tune of "Lola". Weird Al rocks.

I met him in a swamp down in Degoba,
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda.
S-O-D-A, soda.

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log,
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said, Yoda.
Y-O-D-A, Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda.

Well I’ve been around, but I ain’t never seen,
A guy who looks like a muppet but he’s wrinkled and green.
Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda.

Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand,
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand.
Oh my Yoda. Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda.

Well I left home just a week before,
And I never ever been a Jedi before.
But Obi -Wan he said he strayed the Force,
He said go to Yoda and he’ll show you the Force.

Well I’m not the kind that would argue with Ben,
So it looks like I’m gonna start all over again.
With my Yoda. Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda.

Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda.

So I use the Force,
I picked up a Box,
I lifted some rocks,
Well I stood on my head.

Well I won’t forget what Yoda said.
He said, “Luke stay away from the darker side,
And if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide.”
Oh my Yoda. Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda.

“I know Darth Vader’s really got you annoyed,
But remember if you kill him then you’ll be unemployed.”
Oh my Yoda. Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda.

Well I heard my friends really got in a mess,
So I’m gonna have to leave Yoda I guess,
But I know that I’ll be coming back some day,
I’ll be playing this part till I’m old and gray.

The long Term contract I have signed,
Says I’ll be making these movies till the end of time,
With my Yoda. Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda. Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda.

Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda. (repeat)

 

According to Avrahtar in the chatroom last night i played with Jar Jar Binks's bellybutton and had mock soldier battles between my nipple and his belly button, the actual message read-
* Herf has mock soldier battles between the good bellybutton and the evil earlobe
and he also said i killed Jar Jar, him and moeken were very scared

 

Today for work I have to sit on a golf course and *smooooze* the "Whose Who of Chicago" for 5-7 hours. They have me sitting by the tee at a par 3 where we'll be giving a car to anyone who gets a hole in one.

Honestly, I don't give a rat's hiney about golf or Chicago Big-Wigs, but they pay me to do this, so here it goes.

Wish me luck. And lets all hope I don't freak out in the sun, mistake a 1 Wood for my Runehammer, and charge the nearest CEO shouting, "Here I come, and Hell's coming with me!" or "Go for the eyes Boo, Go for the eyes!"

 

spam spam the more you eat...uhh... the more you spam! yeah thats it, did you know that 'spam' is a four letter word?

 

I love this post!!!!!! but has anybody though that perhapse it is getting a little to large and we should start a new one.

 

Mayber Tal will let it reach to 6 pages, then start up another. And it's "topic" not post.

 

I was bgp. I am reborn.

Actually, my old machine was replaced, I couldn't figure out the old password, Tal's away, and I wanted to keep posting.

And this old name went with my very first character in BG, and I've gone through several by now.

Thus, BGP is gone. Good night, big sweet green prince.

 

Sorry about that. I took the que from the topics name. I will try not to do that again.

 

Hehe!

 

Who said the famous words...'I am here. Is that not enough for you?'

 

Dunno!
Don't laugh at me i am only taking a guess, ok?

Gandalf

 

Gandalf?! You're dead! Some stupid Balrug killed you remember?! Oh no, you can't. Sorry.

EDIT: I can't double post. SPAM.

It feels good saying that word.

[This message has been edited by shadow_thief (edited August 06, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by Taluntain (edited August 11, 2001).]

 

Well was i right?

Cool! I am a wolf!

[This message has been edited by Gormenghast (edited August 06, 2001).]

 

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!


/me does the happy dance

I GOT ADSL! yeah!

 

Yeah, so now instead of LokkenMUTE I see LokkenTOB and such crap!

Anyone knows here how to destroy such annoying mutes?

 

Greetings Fellow Sorcerers!


Or what ever you want to call your selfs Wizards, Warriors etc..