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The Never Ending Story

Discussion in 'Creativity Surge' started by Elios, Jan 20, 2003.

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  1. Intentioner of the Damned Gems: 14/31
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    At which point, a mage/thief emerged from Rallymama's apron - his name, Intentioner.
    "Wow, i never thought i'd get out of there alive after i crawled in there, following the smell of raisins!"
    As you can see, his thief skills weren't quite up there with those of the guild, having only recently dual classed.
     
    Intentioner of the Damned, Jan 23, 2003
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    The elemental ate Sniper.

    :p
     
    Yerril, Jan 23, 2003
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    And there was much rejoicing.
     
    Dragon's Jewel, Jan 23, 2003
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    After a few cruches, the elemental began to dissolve howling in pain, "It burns, so foul ... never ... tasted ... anything .... so ...." and collapsed in a heap.
     
    Mathetais, Jan 23, 2003
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    [​IMG] The man with the scimitar looked at all this and a smile came upon his face, maybe he could use this fools for his evil plans, or maybe he could just kill them all?
     
    SleepleSS, Jan 23, 2003
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    Of course, he charges headlong into the party, trying to kill them all without any semblance of his own mortality. We all know this is because he is a one-dimensional cardboard character whose sole purpose in life is to slay his archenemies, much like certain antagonists of certain fantasy authors.

    [ January 23, 2003, 21:18: Message edited by: C'Jakob ]
     
    Oaz, Jan 23, 2003
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    Sniper clambered out of the tapioca elemental's rapidly dissolving bulk, dusting himself off and saying "Damn, now my magic shoes of Tapioca resistance +2 are ruined!" waving his greatsword of Tapioca resistance +2 around wildly.

    [ January 23, 2003, 21:31: Message edited by: Mortensen the Second ]
     
    Mortensen the Second, Jan 23, 2003
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    And accidently chopping of the scimiter wielding man's head off ;)

    [ January 23, 2003, 22:34: Message edited by: Apeman ]
     
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    Intentioner ... where *EXACTLY* were you????? :confused: :eek:
     
    Mathetais, Jan 23, 2003
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    did the chopped off head ask to intentioner

    (keep a little on track Mathetais :p )
     
    Morgoth, Jan 23, 2003
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    While swinging wildy, Sniper loses his balance and falls over. The last thing the chopped head sees is a gigantic Tiger's butt falling on its face (excuse the pun)

    (Sir Yerril! lol! you out to get me aint yah!)
     
    Sniper, Jan 23, 2003
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    Dragon's Jewel clucks her tongue, saying, "tsk tsk, guys, what about the tapioca?"
     
    Elios, Jan 24, 2003
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    Tal brandishes his mighty staff of, I dunno, power or something, booms "First things first!" and then with a wave he casts Eternal Demise on Sniper, who falls to the ground twitching, tastefully covered by his tiger robe.
     
    Dragon's Jewel, Jan 24, 2003
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    Whereupon Blackthorne TA booms, "The Never Ending Story has degenerated into Random Babbling!". And so, the Never Ending Story... wasn't.
     
    Blackthorne TA, Jan 24, 2003
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