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The Never Ending Story: The Resurrection

Discussion in 'Creativity Surge' started by Elios, Mar 17, 2003.

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    "I am Ivanji, the former leader of the broken milk clan from the grassy fields on the other side of the fence. I was kicked out after I said that we should get Nestlé-fake milk instead of the normal from the cows. I was happy that I sucseeded(sp?) to escape. Now I'm out for revenge, against the owner of Nestlé - the evil black labrador of death, for fooling me into the dark side. But now I have left the dark side, and I ask you all to let me join your team against the very evil that lies in this world."
     
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    "Welcome aboard. Have a beef sandwich" offered Yerril.
     
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    ooc: :rolleyes: Why can't we stick with one topic for a while, without bugbears attacking for no apparent reason?

    IC: "Hey! I'll have a beef sandwitch!" yelled down the wizard on the roof. "Then I'll call it even!"
     
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    "I want too," Pink Death said.

    Yerril took three beef sandwiches out of his green bag and threw them to the ones, who had wanted them.

    They all started to eat really fast and soon the sandwiches were in their stomaches.
     
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    "I need three more sandwiches," Ivanji said, "becouse I have four stomaches to fill not only one."

    Yerril rolled his eyes and...
     
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    told him where he could shove those sandwiches.
    Ivanji was naturaly very annoyed until Elios decided to explain that cows couldn't eat beef.
    "So what do I eat?" asked Ivanji
     
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    Pink Death tore up some grass from the ground.

    He threw the grass in front of Ivanji.

    "Eat away."
     
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    "Please," said Yerril, "can we stop with the eating, and go open a can of whoopass on that labrador?"
     
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    "Hmm. Labrador sandwiches? Could be made." said Yerril and started to move against the town...
     
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    The wizard settled back down to his sunbathing and let the party of weirdo freaks get on with whatever they were doing.
    The party walked past the wizards tower and continued on to...
     
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    the green radioactive brick road.
     
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    The green radioactive brick road was a popular tourist attraction. People walking down it were known to either drop dead or mutate in strange ways. It is rumored that...
     
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    Elvis Presley was raised from the dead there and started to work for the evil labrador of death
     
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    Of course, these rumors are complete and utter crap. If Elvis wanted to come back from the dead he would do it on a much nicer road then that. A road without all the funny glowing and lethal radiation around it
     
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    Yerril stopped reading the Terry Pratchett book becasue the humour was crap, burned it, and hurried after the others in the general direction of the evil fortress o' death and estate agents.
     
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    They walked and walked and walked, until someone screeched somewhere.

    "Don't notice, it's probably some helpless maiden, who turns into a warrior and beats you up after rescue or a crow mating with another."
     
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    It could even be worse, Ivanji said. It could be Michael Jackson singing! :eek:
     
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    Unfortunately, it was nothing as innocuous as that.
    The group watched in bewiilderement, as the grass besides the road parted, revealing a group of five-inch tall walking mushrooms, rideen by very small blue people.

    The shrieking they had heard came from the reddish-brown cat they were dragging in their wake in little ropes....

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    Ooc: :p :p :p

    (*runs off and hides*)
     
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    [​IMG] Ivanji didn't see that it was living creatures and ate one, thinking it was a blueberrie. Oh my, so wrong he was.

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    OOC: What are they called in English? In Sweden its Smurfarna?
     
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