The battle of Sorcerer's Place (SP fantasy)

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Chevalier is angry at Eze who has destroyed one of his favourite coats. He makes a bag of the remains of his once impressive coat, in which he puts Eze and throws her into the notoriously abused pond. Then he casts armour of faith and call upon holy might on self and fends his enemies off with his Heavy Cavalry Longsword of Infantry Chopping waiting for the squire to bring him the Double Mace of Pagan Crushing. Seeing that the forces of good are heavily outnumbered, he prays shortly for some divine assistance...

Resigned to keep his position till death or victory, he swings and swings and swings... His sword resembling ravaging whirlwind he makes dwarven berserkers blush each time he misses, and his holy aura augmented by uncommon charisma lifts the spirits of all good creatures and their neutral allies fighting nearby.

'Confess and ask forgiveness and your lives shall be spared!'

[ May 10, 2003, 20:49: Message edited by: chevalier ]

 

Arabwel gtoers to fish Eze out of the pond, chucking at the state of Eze's trenchcoat- "Shall we go exact revenge on the blue-blooded bastard?" she asks Eze.
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(Beware.... the horror!)

 

As the forces of evil and good are fighting in a heroic battle Gothmog the true neutral shapeshifter druid takes form of his ultra-strong greater-dire-were-elder-superior bear.

Then he smacks skulls with his bloody pawns, his fangs and talons dripping with blood. He slaughters anyone who gets in his way, regardless of alignment or power.

Bloody masacre.

 

Alexander the Great returns to this chaotic battle. He was in cinema watching "Johny English" and he quite liked it.
He understands the difference between his repeating heavy crossbow of accuracy and the cursed one and immediately throws it away. Having no other ranged weapon he tries to find the thief and take back his crossbow. In his path he finds again Harkle and agrees to form an alliance with him. He finds then Chevalier and tell him: "My good friend, you should understand that I'm a good person. So, are ready to kick evil asses and some demon asses?"

Then Alexander the Great, The Great General, Liberator of Asia, King of Macedonia, shouted: "NOW" and 500 men in formation of a Macedonian Phalanx charged in battle slaughtering from distance everyone in their path with their 7 meter spears -called "sarissa"-while the cavalry(200 horsemen) covered the flank and the rear of the Phalanx. The 250 archers started firing their arrows. The sun was hidden under the rain of arrows pouring down on every badie.

The Gate should be sealed; something should be done. Alexander the Great took the risk to sarifice himself, seal the portal with his body. And then he entered the portal and stood there while his very body and the Gate were petrified and sealed forever(sounds like Jerrods tale). Then Tempus came and said: "You have sown great courage, Alexander the Great, thus I spare your life. Go now and do your best in this frenzy battle."

Alexander the Great honoured by such encounter... I'll continue later, there's X-men1 on TV and I don't want to miss it.

 

Gothmog sways his head in disbelief how foolish these new goody two-shoes heroes are. And the wirst part is that then some god shows up saying how impressed he is with their heroism and saves them from everywhere. Ofcourse that stupid goody get loads of XP for his *sacrifice* but he already knows before that there will be no consequences.


Ah,... Back to crushing i guess...

Gothmog observes the battle and starts to smack good guys only now as the evil in is minority now that the portal has been closed. Keeping the balance and all...

 

"YOU DAMN NEUTRAL THING" shouts Alexander the Great to Gothmog. Neutral is the worst alignment.
He charges and before smacking Gothmog's head he sees the pink elephant and Capstone an HIS CROSSBOW. Finally he got his crossbow back while the Mischief Master is... busy with that elephant.

 

Sephiroth sees Alexanders huge army walking straigth into his direction, knowing that if they kill Sephiroth and his killer chickens, the power of evil will be broken. Sephiroth knows, that his only chance to defeat a few hundred sodiers is to believe in magic. So he calls the power of chaos, and calls: " Magic, do as you wish !"
Strange lights appears, and something is happening, the soldiers transform into human-mega-chickens. Sephiroth is greatly impressed by his success. Now having something about 1000 killer chickens under his control the evil ones seem to be in a great advantage. So Sephiroth is looking now for a potential good enimy for his killer chickens.

 

Alexander sees his army falling apart and shouts: "ANTRES! ESEIS OI KALOI KAI OXI OI KAKOI. AN ME AKOUTE GIRISTE STIN KANONIKI SAS MORFI KAI SKOTOSTE TOUS MOXTHIROUS"
And the men hear Alexander's words and transform back to their normal shape. They regrouped and under the command of their King and marched towards the heart of the evil forces.

Enough for tonight. I'll be back...tomorow noon maybe TO CRASH YOUR SKULLS!

 

Sephiroth is deeply shocked by Alexanders words of might (although he didn't understand a single word ). But seeing Alexander and his army leaving he becomes full of hope, now he have time for preparations until they will come back tomorrow

 

Ultra-strong greater-dire-were-elder-superior bear Gothmog is shapeshifted in is quite powerful but its hard to do anything being pierced by Phalanx spears looking like a hedgehog.

Thats why he invokes his incredible constitution and eats a magical pop-corn of regeneration to keep him alive and legion of greek commander busy.


He sends a mental call for a fellow protector of nature Apeman for help
The balance is threatened so the druids stick together to spank the prevailing side.


His armor of faith is active ofcourse + barkskin + scary smilies

 

Sephiroth had again one of his great ideas, seeing that his killer-chickens haven't really a chance against the mass of enimys he starts on of his incrediblest spell, he fusions all his chickens to a Mega-Ultra-Killer-chicken .Now he casts stoneskin on it, and let it roll over the powers of good.

 

Gothmog realizes his Wild magic zone has worn off due to so much magical power thwarted.

He wonders if he would cast it again...

And as Apeman seems absent he sends his call to even more distant brothers.

 

Now Sephiroth gains a new aspect of his great idea. He shouts to Gothmog4230: " Now the forces of evil are in under number, you must help us neutral ". He than calls his Mega-Ultra-Killer-chicken back, thinking that the forces of good and neutral shall slay each other, and he than slays the last one standing

 

Gothmog sees through truly corrupted mastermind plan devised by devious Sephiroth.

Forces of nautral are neutral and will not fight good if it does not threaten to destroy evil or reverse. As long as both forces are approximately of same power there is no couse to intervene.

Druids go to restore balance of power and not siding with either side unless it is absolutely neccesary.

:1exe:

You will just have to do it yourself says to Sephiroth and shapeshifts into a bird and flies away onto the top of a tree observing the reaction of evil and regaining his power through nature.

 

Sephiroth hadn't fought that Gothmog4230 would be smart enough to see through his brilliant plan, so he gives his Mega-Ultra-Killer-chicken his old order, to roll over every good one and make them flat.

 

Rallymama has had enough of the chicken. With a wave of her favorite tongs and several gallons of sauce, she makes barbecue for the post-massacre feast. Bring a side dish to share, everyone!

 

Sephiroth is getting really depressed when he sees his ckicken being flamed for a barbacue . But it don't need long time to change his depression into anger! Now he's really angry and is thinking about a new mastermind plan...

 

Chevalier finishes off the nearby foes, prays for their poor souls, blesses the good combatants and looks around for further enemies and establishing several empathic links in the meanwhile...

[ May 10, 2003, 22:47: Message edited by: chevalier ]

 

Bonzo puts on a pair of boots of speed. Instantly finds himself being dragged along the ground by the boots. Screams in pain as he passes over every stone and divot. Reaching one of the side of the arena the boots shoot straight upwards, dragging the stunned Bonzo upwards in a backwards arc. At the peak of the arc, the boots slip off Bonzo's feet and run off.

Bonzo looks down, looks straight ahead, pulls out a sign saying "YELP!".

Suddenly with a puff of smoke he plummets down, luckily chevalier was directly beneath him. Bonzo goes splat on top of Chevalier, then climbs to his feet and staggers around in a dazed manner.

 

Sniper slides down the tower onto Tal's window sill. He then turns to see Alexander the Great thinking himself the lastone alive.

"Oi! Smart Alec! I'm still here! Haha! You havn't won! Haha! heehee!"

Sniper then pulls down his trousers and moons at him.

After pulling his trousers back up, he turns to look in the window and spots the crown ... the Crown of Sorcerers Place placed neatly and lovingly on the table by Taluntain. Sniper puts his arm through the grating to try and nab the crown ...straining all the more!

"Me! me! me! My crown! My crown! My ... crown!!"