The battle of Sorcerer's Place (SP fantasy)

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"Hey Alex, missing something?" 8people appears briefly holding Alexs' expensive armour before disappearing again.

 

Dalveen jumps infront of Alexander and swings his axe called the "Axe of hurting people who use my name in the name of there sword +1, +4000 to people who use my name in the name of there sword"
"ha not so big now" screams Dalveen as he casts shrink on Alexander.

<now 8people seeing as i saved your life, will you let me and sniper complete our crusade by marrying sniper again?, pretty please with whipped cream and strawberrys on top?>
<also bonzo you didnt give me credit for puting your rival out of buisness by casting a big mlten fireball at him>
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also message to everyone: My name is DALVEEN!! not delveen

 

Dalveen, you know where you can shove your cherry

I will form a half-hearted alliance with him, nothing more, a full alliance with you, if you wish it. Anyway, I am too young to marry. And dislike being married without consulted first.

 

<oh well our quest is complete>
Dalveen then runs over to Cehvalir and sticks a big tin of a** whooping up his a**
"hehe i did say i would have revenge"
Dalveen then runs to tals tower and summons up a big army of flying goldfish to attack everyone while Dalveen sits in the tower watching

 

Alexander the Great stabbed and shrinked and surprised by 8people who was holding his armor(the Mithral I guess because the other one was destroyed)retreated to Chevalier's camp where he knew he would be safe.
Alexander changed his sword's name to "Evildoer Slayer +1, +1.0001 vs. Evildoers" so that Dalveen cannot hurt him seriously.

OOC: Dalveen, you were responsible for the massages, right?

 

<yeh i was responsible for the massages as it was a way to steal your armour>
Dalveen watches as everyone falls down laughing at his fish, thinking that they were not dangerous, well they were right but who cares it gave Dalveen the time to sneak into chevalirs camp and hit him with the "reall big fly sized rubeer hammer"
"have at you, now you shall have one really not quite bad headache in the morning"

 

Alex feels a hidden presence and feels the wound in his back heal up, surprised he then sees a shadowy figure leave the camp, seemingly in pain.

 

Bonzo telepathically thanks Dalveen for fireballing his rivals buisness.

Bonzo retires for the night inside his burger bar, erecting the a perimeter sanctuary, inside of which everyone is protected by: Antimagic shell, Protection from Weapons (Normal and Enchanted), and a slow regeneration spell.

[OoC: Night all.]

 

Morning headache for chevalier is as much a part of normal routine as the sunrise. He fears no headache. He will bash... and bash... and bash... and get drunk so that hangover passes... and then how he will bash!

 

Alexander will have a bad headache after that. But he is not disillusioned. "It's not late" he thought and took an aspirin of painkilling alleviating(sp?) his pain.
But now Alexander is REALLY pissed off. and summons an army which consisted of 10,000 Infantry with their spears of evil destruction +20, +40vs.evil, 5,000 archers with mighty composite longbows +5 and arrows of slaying +10, 15,000 cavalry with their Cleaving Keen Vorpal Swords +10, 2,000 20-level Wizards and 4,000 20-level clerics, all of them ready to eliminate everyone in sight.
"You think you can beat me so easilly and go unpunished?": shouted Alexander the Great in great anger. The army marched and started killing all the flying goldfish while Alexander dueled with Dalveen. Alexander beated Delveen with his bare hands. The goldfish were eliminated and the army sent to another plane ready to assist Alexander in any moment.


@Chev: Paladins must not get drunk

 

8people hides amongst the branches of a large tree and settles down for the night, healing two people and transferring their pain onto her has drained her and she needs to rest. As she drops off she hopes nobody trys to marry her in her sleep

Goodnight Everyone.

 

"that does it, i really liked those goldfish" Dalveen swings round after beaing defeated and pucnches Alexander so hard that he falls on top of Dalveens massage parlour and breaks the roof, where as you guessed there are fat, hairy, smelly, old men waiting for him. the men pin Alexander down and start massaging him and doing other ruder things to him while Alexander screams out in agony. Dalveen then retreats into another part of his massage parlour where he has his beutiful babes waiting for him to "massage" him. The room Dalveen was in cannot be teleported into at all. and now has no door, effectivley making it sealed off from the world.

 

@Alex: 'I am not going to drink water like an animal!'

Chevalier again unsheathes the Heavy Cavalry Longsword of Plebeian Infantry Bashing and bids Lazy Bonzo a hearty adieu as he is helping him into oblivion.

@Dalveen: sorry, you must have posted that after I started but before I finished my one. Edited.

Chevalier enforces the seal holding Dalveen with several glyphs.

[ May 12, 2003, 23:15: Message edited by: chevalier ]

 

no offense chevalir but please read the post above

 

Alexander uses his berserker rage ability(not barbarian rage) and beats the fat hairy old men and then crashes all the walls of the massage building and finds Dalveen being "massaged" by his babes and punches him so hard that Dalveen fell down on the Abyss through the crack on the ground. Then the crack sealed itself and no-one could get out.

 

"right no one kills my goldfish and destroys my massage parlour and gets away with it"
Dalveen summons up enough power from his rage to break out of the abyss and kicks Alexander so hard in the man bits that they go into his body and hang out his mouth
"that will teach you"
<Alexander lets stop the constant fighting and focus on other people, i declare a truce between me and you and chevalir so that we can concentrate on doing actually comical things to other people>

 

Sniper wakes up and looks around ... all seems quiet ... the battle ... is it over? No ... he can make out many forms all slumped around with their breathing being the only indicator of life. Sniper getsup and stretches.

<Dalveen, any news on anything?>

Sniper walks out of his hideout but leaves a gnome to help him make an invincible tower whilst he is gone. He walks up to a random tree and looks up to see 8people, smiles to himself and then walks on. He sees Alexander and casts an illusion spell on him.

In Alexander's mind he sees the ground beneath him open up and swallow him. He screams as he thinks he isfalling and flays about like a little girl. Alex then hits the ground and in the illusion he dies, hence his brain shuts down believing that it is dead. Alexander, is now no more.

Sniper all the while was laughing at Alexander ponce about like a girl before collapsing suddenly!

"Comedy!" grins Sniper ... he then walks on...

 

<yeh there is news, i tryed to make a truce with Alexander as the fights are becoming stupid and im now opening up my admantium massage parlour, you want a free "massage" by my beutiful maseures>
Dalveen announces the opening of the new improved massage parlour and declares that the first 3 people to turn up will have a free massage there, and that there are now no more smelly, old, hairy, fat men working in the massage parlour.

 

<I'm in By the way, i have just disposed of Alexander ... THWOK! and now another>

Sniper walks full circle and finds some random tree where he sits at the foot resting his head against thehard bark and closing his eyes. He is unaware of the sleeping 8people just above him...

 

Chevalier once more prays for Alex's prompt resurrection and now attacks the blasphemer Sniper with the Double Mace of Pagan Crushing, flattening his skull even more

[ May 13, 2003, 00:10: Message edited by: chevalier ]