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Stupid Things To Say To Your Significant Other

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Elios, Aug 30, 2004.

  1. Shrikant

    Shrikant Swords! Not words! Veteran

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    We take photos during an outing ... she looks decidedly ugly in them ... I'm trying to console her ... "Well you aren't photogenic. You look great to me." ... hope she drops the topic sometime this century.
     
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    Shrikanth, no offence, but you just gave her a knife to hand you your ass on a plate with that comment.
     
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    Preach it, brother!

    Damnable anniversaries of nearly every damn thing. Expecting people to remember these dietails that although might have been a high point, there is no need to have a private holiday about the things.

    One of them wanted to enjoy a 13th week anniversary. 13th week? What the hell? You want to celebrate that we've been together this long?
     
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    13 weeks? Damn, that's quite long! :shake: :lol:

    That's a classic example of the anniversary idiocy. The very word anniversary is based on the word annus, which means year. How the hell can there be an anniversary of something that happened not even a year ago?

    I would even welcome the government to spend my taxes on subsidies for medical aid in such cases.

    [ August 31, 2004, 04:00: Message edited by: chevalier ]
     
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    But this sounds better - "At least it takes the focus off your face" :lol: :lol :lol: :p
     
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    Of course, she got together with a football fan during footbal season.... not the brightest of ideas to begin with...
     
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    Accidentally call her the way your ex is named. Yeah, that'll do it. A synopsis, with smileys!

    Me: :wave: " Let's go Syl "
    GF: :flaming: " ... "
    Me: :aaa: :jawdrop: " ... oh ****. I'm sorry honey. I ... I don't know why that came out "
    GF: :nolike: :shame: * turns around and walks away *
    Me: :doh: " ... " :bang:
     
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    "I knew there was an up side to this"
    (uttered by my husband when my doctor told him I had laryngitis and likely wouldn't be able to talk for two weeks or longer)
     
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    My ex: How do I look?
    Me: In that coat?
    She: Yes?
    Me: Like a hooker....
     
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    My wife thankfully isn't into the whole anniversary thing. Incidently, we BOTH forgot our last wedding anniversary. We were both in bed, about to go to sleep when we both looked at eachother, said happy anniversary, laughed and went to sleep!
     
  11. Aldeth the Foppish Idiot

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    I agree with the anniversary thing, although my wife does insist on celebrating the anniversary of our first meeting. To me, that was fine when we were dating. Of course, now that we are married, I feel that the wedding anniversary supercedes the first date anniversary, and I have difficulty even remembering when exactly it is, although it is sometime in the second half of May.

    And I'm going to go the other way on the topic - things my wife does that irritate me.

    I come home from work, my wife is obviously angry about something:

    ME: What's wrong?
    HER: Nothing.
    ME: Then why are you sitting on the couch with a mean look on your face?
    HER: I'm FINE.
    ME: You're obviously up tight about something, and this is going to take a long time if I have to guess.
    HER: (shouting) I'm not up tight!
    ME: OooooooKaaaaay
     
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    I got in trouble often from my last girlfriend for forgetting every month the 'anniversary' of when we started dating. EVERY month.
     
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    @Aldeth- Why does it *always* have to be this way!?

    Hehe...I'm glad I don't have to put up with that silly anniversary stuff...neither I nor my girlfriend know exactly when we actually started going out...

    And for my contribution to this thread; something my girlfriend says to me far too often:
    "Oh, I'm sorry; I know you planned something for tonight but *so-and-so* called and I'm doing something with him/her. See you tomorrow. Maybe."

    Oh yeah...and if you have a very self-destructive habit that involves you hurting yourself in anyway...don't tell your significant other. Especially if she's strongly against it...
     
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    "Can you please turn off the computer so I can go to sleep?"
     
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    Oh hell, I hate it when they cancel on you. Your mind does the whole "Is this the start of our break-up?"

    Can't forget asking her just out of curiosity "Hey, who was that guy you were talking to? You looked like old friends. Can you introd-"
    "WE WERE JUST TALKING!"
    "...-ce me to him?"
     
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    "Well my old girlfriend didn't mind....I swear i'll warn you this time before I...... ;)
     
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    "No I don't mind if you hang out with him while I'm at work..."

    Boy did that one backfire.
     
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    her: Am I overweight?
    me: No, just underheight.
     
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    damn right. i had to single this line out as well as i am about to be a victim of it. I was planning to get wasted tonight with the boys to mourn my grades (missed honors bec. of ENGLISH??? :mad: ) but i have to take her out to dinner for 27th Monthsarry. wtf? does even the hallmark greeting card co. recognize the word? :eek:
     
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