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Star Wars Wedding Readings

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Silvery, Jan 17, 2009.

  1. Silvery

    Silvery I won't pretend to be your friend coz I'm just not ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    Hey guys

    I'm getting married on the 7th November this year and my partner and I are trying to organise our ceremony.

    Rob is a BIG Star Wars fan and, as I have put the kibosh on having a gold bikini instead of wedding dress, I'd like to incorporate a Star Wars reading into the ceromony.

    Does anyone know of any quotes that might be fittingly romantic from Star Wars that we can use?

    Cheers guys xxx
     
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  2. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Well, you could always sacrifice him with your light sabre.

    Unless, of course, that isn't in keeping with what you had in mind. In which case, you could just use a blaster. :p

    PS - congrats!

    Woops! You wanted quotes. How about this:

    Buttkicking! For goodness!!
    Just make suere you say "kicking" rather than something else.

    :p
     
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  3. Silvery

    Silvery I won't pretend to be your friend coz I'm just not ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    We're doing the deed at a posh hotel, I don't think they'd appreciate blood or blaster smoke everywhere....plus there'd be all the paperwork
     
  4. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Woops again! You wanted Star Wars quotes, not BG2. (I can't read very well.) OK, here's one:

    I have a very bad feeling about this.

    :p
     
  5. Silvery

    Silvery I won't pretend to be your friend coz I'm just not ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    Thanks for that honey. Really helpful (insert sarcasm smilie!)
     
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    You: I love you.
    Him: I know.

    or vice versa....
     
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    You will be taken to the allmighty sarlac and....

    Could sound abit pervy actually. Should use it.

    I am your father!

    I thought they smalled bad...on the outside.

    Infact. I am not even sure wich planet I am on.

    He is the chosen one! You must see it!

    Roger, roger

    At last we will reveal ourselves

    Ben! Ben! Beeeeen!

    The caaaaave. Remember your failure at the caaaaave!
     
  8. Silvery

    Silvery I won't pretend to be your friend coz I'm just not ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    Interesting but not exactly weddingy. However, Mr. Silvery-to-be thinks you're all very good!
     
  9. T2Bruno

    T2Bruno The only source of knowledge is experience Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    How could I forget ...

    Let the wookie win.
     
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    Dalveen Rimmer gone Bald Veteran

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    They came from BEHIND!
     
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    Gnarfflinger Wiseguy in Training

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    "Aren't you a little short to be a Storm Trooper?"

    "This is how Freedom dies--with thunderous applause!" (not sure if it's Freedom or Democracy)

    "You've got a lot of nerve coming here!"
     
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    It was Liberty, Gnarf. I had to check hehe. Couldn`t remember.
     
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    "Yeah, but you didn't see us alone in the South Passage. She expressed her true feelings for me."

    "Captain, being held by you isn't enough to get me excited."

    "Oh, you have a twin sister. If you will not join the dark side, then perhaps she will!"

    "You're making a huge mistake, Jabba."

    ...that's about all I got. If you get married in the winter, around the holidays, you can always add Christmas in the Stars to your music list. Also, don't forget the Star Wars Gangsta Rap.
     
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    "Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone."

    Obi-Wan's cantina chat-up line:

    "Come, let me buy you a drink. This little one's not worth the trouble"

    Or, for a romantic late-night dinner:

    "That's no moon... It's a battle station!" and run away screaming.

    Other miscellaneous:

    "We don't serve their kind here" - if you're having the reception in a country pub
     
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    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Family Guy's "Blue Harvest" has a lot better quotes than the original...I suggest you watch that episode and use some quotes from that. :thumb:
     
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    "Are we counting by the laser now?"

    lol
     
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    Maybe it's been said before but it's still my favorite:

    "curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

    "Stay on target, stay on target!"
     
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    "Great kid! Don't get pe..."- Yeah don't use the Blue Harvest ones.

    "I'm X Zwalker and I'm here to rescue you!"

    "Who are you?"
    "Someone who loves you"
     
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    It's memorable, but maybe not if it's used in an odd context: "I have you now!".
    I guess there's always room for, "The force is strong with this one" as well.
    In a pinch: “You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? … It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.”
     
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    I'd prefer a mildly altered one:
    "Before we marry, there is something you should know about us."
    "What?"
    "I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's former room mate."

    (Admittedly, it's not from Star Wars, but Spaceballs, but the reference is still there, isn't it? Also, he says: "Before you die", but that would be rather inappropriate for a wedding, naturally.)
     
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