Sorcerer's Place: The Movie

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LMAO, Mat!

 

Tom Cruise was said to be disappointed upon being turned down for the role of "Viking", claiming that "for a man of his calibre, growing another foot would be a challenge he would rise to."

Tom Hanks (having the appropriate vertical qualifications) was on standby, but pulled out muttering something about "not enough sympathy, weeping women and boxes of chocolate".

We're waiting to hear back from Arnie who would only have to work a little on his physical appearance to fit the part perfectly. About the same acting ability it is believed.

 

LEgolas will play me... almost the same haircut he has! (kidding)

 

Nuh-uh. It takes EFFORT to be as ugly as Legolas is without his make-up.

 

I'm not mentioned, how very odd.

Hmmm, who on earth has the beauty to play me?

 

Some updates ....
we have:

A young Katherine Zeda-Jones playing Tiamat.

We looked around for a beauty worthy of Silverblade, and were able to lock in Justin Timberlake from N'SYNC. The only condition is that we give Brittney Spears a bit part, so Brittney will play Inomen and will walk through the story drinking Pepsi.

news flash ....

Hollywood's enthusiasm for this Project hits and All-Time high as the producers announce a partnership with TACO BELL. During the coming months Taco Bell will be releasing a whole line of SP related promotions including:

* The SPAM Buritto
* A Taluntian Action Figure, complete with moving +5 Boot of Idiot Removal
* the new Slogan: "TYPE ONE HANDED"

In other news Jerry Fawell and the religious right are boycotting the film, claiming that Sorcery is abhorent and that the new Taco Bell slogan boarders on pornography.

 

Other leaks from the upcoming blockbuster is that the part of Turambar will be played by Steve Buscemi

 

I shall not be played by an oh-I-think-I-am-all-that-because-I-am-in-a-populair-boy-band-totally-gay-kinda-person.

Well, let's see whom shall play me. In my avatar I am an old harmonium, with a long grey beard (that is exactly how I look in real life). I think I shall be played by John Rhys-Davies. He shall have to paint his beard white and somebody must give him a giant axe, but then he shall be great as me. Kinda like he played Gimli. I'm like an old grumpy dwarven fellow.

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yeds! tyoper onre-hagndesd! it;s sduch funm! thje wshole weorkld weoll be doingh tghis"!

 

What about me?

 

Azardu can be himself. He will be called the SPY BOY. He will interrupt the deepest conversations and be innocent. He'll be a lonely boy, only showing up on TV if the TV is a close-up of the chatroom

 

And a small Teen TGR as himself, In england. Eating crisps. And playing BG1, 2 and TOB. And Drinking ginger beer.
And being himself, obviously. Actually I just told you my life so far .

Oh, and dragonrider, I wonder if ther spaMMer files will come? But the spaMer files sounds good too .

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David Duchovny anoticed today that Gillian Anderson and his self would be staring in a new line of show, The Spamer Files.

"X-Files is getting old. Spamers is something that really has the hair on the back of my neck stand up." David.

"The Spamer Files will be a one-hit-wonder. Though it will never out do Sorcer's Place." Gillian.

Gillian Anderson-Dana Scully
David Duchovny-Fox Mulder

 

Archangel will be played by a Mad Cow, recently given Cocaine.

 

i think Taluntain should be played by christopher lee, though some special effects might be in order to make him look younger.

 

Tiamat: Jessica Alba
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The director of this future blockbuster recently announced that the part of Namuras will be played by Dominic Monaghan. A quote from the press release:

"With a goatee and a pair of peculiar-looking shoes he'll make a perfect gnome. I mean, just look at him in FotR: the guy is short!"

He then continues by claiming that they're having difficulties finding someone both suitable and willing to play the taxing role of Marnix, also known as Headbanger. He does not state the reason, but deeper research leads us to the conclusion that it might be due to Marnix getting roasted by a fireball after five minutes, and never stops burning.



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Darien .... Good Call!!!!

 

Now should `Sorcerer´s Place the Movie´ be something like an epic and be distributed as a trilogy ?

1) The Fellowship of the Forum
2) The Three Moderators
3) The Return of Tal
Coming to theaters near you this fall.

Or should 6 parts be made and part IV, V and VI be produced and afterwards (say about 20 years later) part I, II and III.

´May the moderator-force be with you´

Part IV Forum Wars
Part V The Grammatical Moron strikes back
Part VI Return of Sorcerers Place

Part I The Moderator´s Menace
Part II Attack of the Spammers
Part III ??

 

Part III - The Quest for More Money

I think this film is taking shape. The spin-off "Taluntian's Eleven" is doing well ... unfortunately one reporter saw Shadowdaemon clad in a fake "UPS" uniform delivering packages to the Enron HQ in Texas. Speculation is that as a "pulicity stunt" for the film, the cast is actually planning a heist of their own.