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Someone asks you to kick them in the nuts, do you?

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by TheHeroicKnight, Apr 1, 2013.

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Would you kick him?

  1. I'm Female: I'd kick him in the nuts.

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  2. I'm Female: I wouldn't kick him in the nuts.

    8.7%
  3. I'm Female: I'm not sure if I would or not.

    8.7%
  4. I'm Male: I'd kick him in the nuts.

    21.7%
  5. I'm Male: I wouldn't kick him in the nuts.

    52.2%
  6. I'm Male: I'm not sure if I would or not.

    8.7%
  1. Blades of Vanatar

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    I'm sorry, but this thread just keeps me thinking Bevis & Butthead and Hank Hill... "Kick me in the Jimmy!"
     
  2. Splunge

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    It reminds me more of a Monty Python sketch.

     
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    Yep. I didn't take years of martial arts classes for nothing :p
     
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    Ask and you shall receive. And don't expect me to feel remorse about it later.
     
  5. Gaear

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    No offense but, assuming those of you who agreed are serious, accommodating somebody like this would be about the dumbest thing you could do. Let's say you inadvertently explode one of his testicles. Guess what? You're going to get sued at the least. Once he sees his medical bills start to come due and gets notice from his insurance company that they won't be covering the costs of a volitional injury, he's going to start scraping for cash anyway he can, and you will be first on the list. What would you have possibly gained from it in the end, even if you dearly love kicking people in the balls?

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    BTW, who is OP? This smells like a "watch as I post this zany poll in random forum and laugh at their reactions" maneuver.
     
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  6. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    What, you don't recognize a heroic female knight when you see one? :shake:
     
  7. Splunge

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    Out of curiosity, I googled "someone asks you to kick them in the nuts".
    On the first page of results, six sites besides SP had the same question asked in the past few days.
     
  8. Master of Nuhn

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    *looks down at steel tipped shoes* It would be an honor and a privilege.

    A bit more serious: I guess I would be scared and walking away quickly.

    Agreed. I'd add rape to that, a.o.
     
  9. Dice

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    lol BTA, I'd like that one twice if I could :lol:
     
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