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Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Padine the Paladin, Jul 8, 2002.

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    Remove all ads!
    Is this what we've come to?
     
    Jack Funk, Jul 22, 2002
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    No sense of humor, you people. Animals, feh.
     
    Damona Silvercloud, Jul 22, 2002
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  3. Jack Funk Gems: 24/31
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    No sense of humor? Surely you jest! :p

    On topic: Does anyone know a tailor that can let out the front of my pants?
     
    Jack Funk, Jul 22, 2002
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    I don't think you'll find such tailor.
    A surgeon is your only option :evil: :p
     
    Extremist, Jul 22, 2002
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    Why, Jack, do you have a tailor trapped in the front of your pants?
     
    Damona Silvercloud, Jul 22, 2002
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    Not "trapped" so much as "employed."
     
    Shralp, Jul 22, 2002
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    I'm pondering that. What one could employ a tailor trapped in your pants for. I'm only coming up with unrepeatable things though.
     
    Damona Silvercloud, Jul 22, 2002
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    Tummy tucks.

    Lots of tummy tucks.
     
    Shralp, Jul 22, 2002
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    Leave it to you to steer my mind out of the gutter. Nevertheless, it'll be back there soon, I have faith.
     
    Damona Silvercloud, Jul 22, 2002
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    LOL. "...employed". Truely funny.
     
    Jack Funk, Jul 22, 2002
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    :lol: :lol: (repeat 2x)
    Oh wait, I'm not supposed to be finding this funny, it's childish
    :shake: :shake: (repeat 2x)
    Homework ---that helped---
    :aaa: :toofar: :sosad: :eek:

    After attempting to post --- why a smily limit, WHYYYY---
     
    Hugo, Apr 22, 2003
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    I bet he is an "body-builder", or maybe he has just swallowed a soda can or someone´s wrist...

    [edit] Hey! Who put that 2nd page there?!

    [ April 22, 2003, 19:16: Message edited by: Virne ]
     
    Wordplay, Apr 22, 2003
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    I assure you that size matters mostly to your needy & greedy egos that desperately need a hug. ;)

    Ask any woman and she will tell you that it's the creativity and audacity that matters :D

    But they still fall for big ones somehow :shake:

    If you want to know what *really* matters here, it's power and wealth. :D

    [ April 28, 2003, 17:50: Message edited by: chevalier ]
     
    chevalier, Apr 22, 2003
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    Alrighty then!

    I can't help but put my two cents worth into this topic.

    The ONLY thing men need to worry about, is if their penis matches the "size" of the woman you wanna be with.

    I am sure I don't need to tell you this "rollseyes", but just like all men are built different, so are all women.

    To some women, if you are too "big" for them, it is more painful than it is pleasant. If you are to small, well, simply find yourself another woman.......cause she ain't the right match for you my friend!!

    "There is someone out there for everyone"

    ROTFLAO!!!!
     
    Satiana Fearbringer, Apr 22, 2003
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    :eek:

    *Cleans eye-glasses*

    Oh, wow; for a moment I thought... Sheesh.
     
    Wordplay, Apr 23, 2003
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    well i can make my last three girlfriends scream by just using my finger, so size does certainly not matter.

    Plus, have women ever considered that maybe THEY are the ones who are crap in bed?
     
    Sir Dargorn, Apr 23, 2003
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    Actually the only thing men need to worry about is if the size of the woman they want to be with matches the size of their penis.
    :p
     
    chevalier, Apr 24, 2003
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    [​IMG] Basically what I meant.
     
    Satiana Fearbringer, Apr 25, 2003
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    Whoever resurected this topic should be shot.

    But then, it in an entertaining example of thread hijacking.
     
    Aikanaro, Apr 25, 2003
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    Agreed.
     
    chevalier, Apr 25, 2003
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