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Size

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Padine the Paladin, Jul 8, 2002.

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  1. sorvo Guest

    From what I know of most women, they say size doesn't matter. But they sure love when you can hit that G-spot;)
     
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    Can anyone tell me where the G-spot is. I'd like to get it first time...
     
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    [​IMG] im surprised you people actually know anything about penis's...especially your own :lol:
     
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    Yeah ... its like ... hard to notice after all ... the willy (yeah i'm different! I don't use penis ;)) is only used for urinating and ejaculating ... nothing else... the other stuff is all manmade ;)
     
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    You, erm, don't use your penis, Sniper? What a waste.
     
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    Go to www.straightdope.com to get the scoop on a lot of the questions asked here. No need for childish giggling.
     
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    The Straight Dope is great fun as is childish giggling. I don't believe that Padines intent was a discussion of penis size, but it is a fun thread.
    /me turns into Beavis
    Heh, heh, heh, I said "fun thread", heh, heh, heh
     
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    I say yay for childish giggling, yay for penis size, and yay for keeping this <giggle> fun thread active!

    Three cheers for Padine's misunderstoodness!


    /me is in a very silly mood today
     
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    Of course I use my penis! Just that all of it is for natural means ... well i have one man made style of usage ... let me give you a clue ... the one word story :D
     
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    I'm 18cm :hahaerr: pretty good for 14 i'd say...

    [This message has been edited by Z-Layrex (edited July 12, 2002).]
     
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    Size does matter.

    Let's say that if you were a small sized creature, your unarmed attack damage would be 1d2. A medium sized creature gets a 1d3 attack damage. Of course, which creature does more damage depends on its strength modifier.

    Even among monks whose unarmed attacks count as armed attacks, size matters still. At level 20, a small creature does 2d6 unarmed damage whilst a medium creature does 1d20. At this stage, the strength modifier will have to be very high to make any significant comparison between the two.

    Of course, large and giant creatures do even more damage. My advice? Carry a sword.

    Heheheheheheheh. And Yerril's smile really does look sinister.
     
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    Trust Shura to think of that! :D So what about the size of ones manhood? what you think of that issue Shura?
     
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    [​IMG] Yerril...please...stop...smilie...coming...end...of the world...AHHHHHHHHHH

    [This message has been edited by SlimShogun (edited July 15, 2002).]
     
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    [​IMG] And the point of that, Griffin1987, is? Not only is it :yot: but it is also meaningless! :nono:
     
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    [​IMG] Sniper, shut it. He was just responding to MY (off topic) comment. This is Whatnots, after all...

    [Whatnots does not equal Whatever. Stick to the topic.] -Tal

    [This message has been edited by Taluntain (edited July 20, 2002).]
     
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    [​IMG] You weren't keeping on topic either

    Oops, me suddenly thinks I am replying on the wrong topic

    /Reads through topic

    oh dear

    I think Padine hsa YET AGAIN posted on whatnots instead of ToB
     
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    I was just trying to stick to the topic. If you don't like the fact that i'm trying to stick to the proposed topic, then go start another one.
     
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    Sir Dargorn, if yours is 13-14 in, doesn't that mean the only women you can...fit...in are 450 lbs and up? :eek:
     
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    8people, what are you on about? How is a topic about the size of penis's and the size of an animal have anything to do with ToB?

    Amaster, how did you work that one out?
     
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