Sexiest Female NPC?

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*draws Gram*

First person to say Jaheira DIES!

*votes Mazzy*

 

An old thread, resurrected! It's still a good one, though. I'm basically a lawful good person at heart, so I'd have to go with Aerie -- she fits my personality in that she wants to do the right thing. Jaheira is too domineering for me. I couldn't handle that, and as a lawful good her focus on neutrality would annoy me. Viconia is far too evil and cruel.

As for looks, being the dirty minded pig I am, I like Aerie's youthful look -- as she says, she may be older than Jaheira, but she sure doesn't look it!

Mazzy is also quite hot, but she's also a halfling, and that's a bit of a turn off, overall. Nalia would probably be the most logical choice for a human -- she's human too, so the lifespan issue doesn't come up, she's pretty, and I get the feeling she'd be fairly inventive without being crude (if you know what I mean!)

I preferred Imoen's portrait from BG -- you saw cleavage. And given that Bhaal was a god, the incest issue is irrelevant to me -- I'd like to romance her -- she's fun loving and not as sanctimonious as Jaheira -- given I require a woman with a sense of humor, Imoen's the best!

Why are there no Gnomish or half orc female NPCs? In fact, I'd like to see a half orc barbarian joinable NPC -- there'd be a sight!

 

If I were going for sheer naughty-time, I'd go with Vicki, for obvious reasons. But I think Jaheira does it for me the most. Strong will, strong bod, pretty and independant. She lightens up quite a bit later on in the romance, so she's not all grit and tree-huggin'.

I'd pick Aerie (for the lawful-good factor), but she's so whiney I'd probably punch her out by the 3rd date. Nalia, I think can safely be considered "high-maintenance." Mazzy? Well, she is short...

Man, I'm so bad.

 

Aerie is a Whiner, Imoen is better, but still high maintenance...

I say MAZZY - cute, self-reliant, best voice, etc.

or, for those that like to walk on the wild side - then Bohdi rocks!!

Jaheira is an old fart, and Nalia is too "cause" driven...

 

got to be jaheira

 

Viconia!!!
Then proibably Nalia, Aeire is too much of a blonde...

 

This is going to make you laugh -- I always thought that Branwen from BG was pretty sultry looking and hot. I'd go for her for looks, especially if she were translated into BG2 style pictures (let's face it, the pic of Viconia in BG was not nearly as flattering as the BG2 version.) I wish she's been in BG2 because I think the storyline for her could have been made really cool!

 

Aeire!

 

I would say Jaheira, she has such a sweet character
Nalia would be the second, although I don't like her whole charity stuff ...

 

All of thje romanceable women at the end of TOB-Can you say orgy? Sure, I knew you could!

Seriously, next person to diss Jaheira is backstabbed. Avoid dark alleys......

 

Jaheira = Fugly, moldy, and constipated. Plus skank. LOL the problem is I'm dead serious!

Sorry, I'm a dragon:

STR - 25
DEX - 20
CON - 25
INT - 20
WIS - 18
CHA - 25

Claws are +5 weapons

-25 THACO

-30 AC

Resistances:
Magic: 250
Magic Damage: 150
Fire: 100
Cold: 100
Acid: 100
Electric: 100

Immune to Poison
Immune to Backstab

Immune to charm-type spells, and mind spells in general

Immune to slow, hold person, and all movement-hindering effects

Immune to Imprisonment

Weapon Resistances:

Blunt/Bludgeoning: 100
Missile: 100
Slashing: 100
Piercing: 99

Spellcasting of Level 31 Sorceror

Immune to Level Drain

500 HP
10 Attacks

Contingency:
Cause: Caster's HP at 10%
Result: Dimension Door to Different Plane

HP locked at 10

Immune to CTRLQ
Immune to KillSword and all other cheat weapons

Immune to all but +6 Weapons

I'm sorry, but there's no way you'll kill me.

 

*casts Cheat Takedown*

*YS dies*

But yes, I agree with you completely on the Jaheira thing.

Aerie, too whiny.
Imoen, too cheerful.
Mazzy, too short.

Let's go with Viconia then.

 

Eze, too picky.

Both of you are going to die. Howwibly howwibly.
I'll set my rabbit familiar on you.
weirdos

[ June 09, 2003, 17:09: Message edited by: Daie d'Malkin ]

 

Jaheira for personality.

Aerie for looks.

Imoen for ince- I mean, um, no I didn't say that....

 

I agree except for the last bit.

 

Sorry, but everything in my character sheet did exist.

"Cheat TakeDown" doesn't exist. Sorry, I'm alive.

Also, I'm not cheating. It's my PnP character, taking YEARS to level up to.

 

Ctrl + Y
Or I can just kill you straight off.
Your choice.
Retribution for dissin Jaheira.

 

sorry
(sulking) he started it


But Jaheira does rule

 

[snip] and Edwina!

EDWINA is the sexiest!

[ToB creatures removed.] -Tal

[ June 10, 2003, 09:25: Message edited by: Taluntain ]