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Sarevok as ToB NPC?

Discussion in 'BG2: Throne of Bhaal (Classic)' started by Steppenwolf, Mar 30, 2001.

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  1. Blackthorne TA

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    Blackthorne TA, Apr 6, 2001
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  2. Shura Gems: 25/31
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    Wouldn't it be cool if you could manipulate the Infinity engine Script well enough to put in your own NPC with his/her own dialog and possibly romances?
    Imagine Sir Belisaurus as an NPC, he'll be loved by the ladies but will probably get killed the same way as Anomen in most of my games.
     
    Shura, Apr 6, 2001
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    Noober as an NPC? What a great idea! I think I'll go control-Q him and introduce him to Irenicus.

    Noober: Heya!
    Jon: Must I be interrupted at every turn?
    Noober: Are you an elf? Where are your pointy little elf ears?
    Jon: Do you even KNOW to whom you speak?
    Noober: I once saw an elf...
    Jon: Enough! I have no time for this!
    Noober: ... and he had pointy little ears.
    Jon: Let this END!
    Noober: Not like you.
    Jon: (Prepares to cast disintegrate)
    Noober: I'd like to be an elf. Can you turn me into an elf?
    Jon: You will suffer! You will SUFFER!
    Noober: I think elves are cool!
    Jon: (changes his mind, casts improved sequencer and combines disintegrate with imprisonment and death spell)
    Noober: Come to think of it, you don't look at all like an elf... argh! (Noober killed, disintegrated and imprisoned)


    [This message has been edited by Steppenwolf (edited April 06, 2001).]

    [This message has been edited by Steppenwolf (edited April 07, 2001).]
     
    Steppenwolf, Apr 6, 2001
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    Steppenwolf
    If only....
     
    Slappy, Apr 6, 2001
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    How about Noober vs. Firkraag?

    Noober: (looks up in awe) Heya!
    Firkraag: (ignores him)
    Noober: Are you a dragon?
    Firkraag: (pause) Am I a dragon?
    Noober: Yeah, are you a dragon?
    Firkraag: No, human, I am an orc. You entered the wrong cave.
    Noober: You ARE a dragon! I recognize the smell of brimstone.
    Firkraag: You are too quick, human.
    Noober: I heard that dragons breathe fire! Can you breathe fire?
    Firkraag: Yes, would you like to see it?
    Noober: I'd love to!
    Firkraag: As you wish (inhales deeply)
    Noober: Argh! (burnt to ashes)
     
    Steppenwolf, Apr 6, 2001
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    [​IMG] More More tell More
     
    Dale The Red, Apr 6, 2001
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  7. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    [​IMG] ROTFLMAO!!!

    Oh Steppenwolf, that was definitely the funniest thing I've read here in quite some time. You're a riot. Keep it up!
     
    Taluntain, Apr 6, 2001
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    All right, one more scenario. Noober vs. Gaelen Bayle.

    Noober: Heya!
    Gaelen: Coo! A gutter rat!
    Noober: Are you a Shadow Thief? You look like a Shadow Thief.
    Gaelen: Aye, mate, that be my profession and confession.
    Noober: I'd like to be a Shadow Thief. Can you teach me the Shadow Thief ways?
    Gaelen: Coo! Why don't I teach you right now?
    Noober: You'd do that? For me?
    Gaelen: I'll be doin' that as a quick as a blink! Now turn around and I'll be showin' you how to backstab.
    Noober: This is great! (turns around, goofy smile of excitement)
    Gaelen: (draws dagger and backstabs Noober)
    Noober: Argh!
    Gaelen: That'll be 20,000 gold pieces, mate.
    Noober: Uuuugh...
     
    Steppenwolf, Apr 7, 2001
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    [​IMG] Noober: Heya!
    Neeber: Heya!
    Noober: Heya!
    Neeber: Heya!
    Noober: Heya!
    Neeber: Heya!
    Noober: Heya!
    Neeber: Heya!
    Noober: Are you gonna throw stones at me?
    Neeber: .......Heya!
     
    miniwoo, Apr 8, 2001
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    [​IMG] keep'em coming Steppenwolf!
     
    Marek, Apr 8, 2001
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    [​IMG] kay, time for raisin a noober-poëtry club.
    and maybe a boo fan club, I'm not kiddin.
    Who wantz a t-shirt with Boo?
    you know you want it
     
    kevlar0101, Apr 8, 2001
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