Relationship Rant Thread #6

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On the lips (and once on the cheek at the end), and she seemed receptive to it, but she was the one who pulled back (after quite a few kisses though). Of course, then she said, "See you senior year," which certainly put a damper on the fact that I just kissed the most beautiful person I've ever seen


EDIT: HA! So, I messaged her explaining that I if i was out of line, then I was sorry, and she messaged me back confirming that she is interested, and the only thing keeping her away is the fact that she is going to be abroad. But she added that once she gets back, if we are both still single, we should plan on "another perfect date." I am quite excited. Now I just have to make it to September

 

Woop Woop! You go boy!

You could always ask her to e-mail you naked pics of herself so you do last until september...

 

Well, she is a photographer and a dancer, so I'm sure she could take some very high quality photos of her in interesting positions

 

There, you see! Don't let go of that one...

My girlfriend is a masseuse (in the non-sexual sense.... lol). That is another trait that is good for your partner to have...

 

As long as she only gives you a happy ending....

 

Ends justify the means?

 

The girl I'm working for is a dancer too, plus she speaks French. Even if I know what she's saying I still pretend she's talking dirty to me

 

Want me to teach you dirty phrases to say to her?

 

Really? Does French sound that dirty (in a good way) to you guys?

A beautiful woman talking Italian or Spanish would probably turn me on so I guess I can understand the attraction. Some languages are just like that. If the girl is really hot she could speak Latin and still get as much interest though...

 

Well, I have no clue what she's saying, so I hear what I want to hear.

Which makes it dirty.

Plus when it's written it looks pretty cool.

 

Ok, quick test:

Spoiler

Pourriez-vous m'indiquer le chemin de la gare?

Does this look cool or dirty to you?

 

Compared to something like:

"Get-r-done" or "Cat in the hat"

Absolutely.

Honestly though, "le chemin de la gare?" looks pretty dirty.

And nobody can argue the coolness of "Pourriez-vous m'indiquer."

 

The end always justifies the means.

 

That's relative, would you consider "could you direct me to the station" to be cool or dirty? I guess not.

That being said if it really sounds so dirty I could totally rock in the States by asking directions to pretty ladies. Of course there would be the risk of impending lawsuits... Nevermind... It sounded like a good idea though.

Always and even more so in relationships.

 

Oh yeah, baby, bring it on...

 

I feel like posting some really dirty lines in French but I think I'd better not violate forum laws and send some text messages to a hottie instead.

 

You could always go to MUG and post them there...

 

My ex wife used that on me. I'll provide the translation:

"You were useful for a time and so I said I would love you forever. But because I'm a woman in a feminist society, I don't have to keep my word or follow my promises -- all of the stuff i said about 'through thick and through thin, through good times and bad' was all unmitigated BS -- it only applies to men. Gor us women, as soon as we don't feel like being honorable people and keeping our promises, we go to Oprah or Dr. Phil or our slutty girlfriends to get a cheap BS line like this to give us a reason to leave because the fact is that as soon as things aren't going 100% our way we're gonna bail and everyone will cheer for us and characterize every disagreement you and I ever had as 'abuse'. Now I'm off to suck another man's resources dry, among other things"

I'm not bitter or anything. Christmas time is the worst time, let me tell you.

 

That's the key: no longer useful means no further obligation to honor those statements, apparently. Not even to acknowledge them really.