Random Babbling Post #48

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Woah! I can't sleep without missing 2 pages!

And Saber - cool avatar, but how did you get 17 TIE fighters in one post? I thought there was a limit of 8 smilies/post?

 

@Arabwel just seen your post about soup But what soup would you make that you don't like

 

My girlfriend started talking about having little metalbangers I hope I didn't miss something.
But the thought is curious, having little devils going to kindergarten wearing Venom, Mayhem, Morbid Angel and Iron Maiden T-shirts

BTW let the SPAM be with you.

 

Much to learn have you young Undertaker; be afraid Spam leads to fear, fears leads anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to the dark side VEGAN

EDIT: Have you got anything with less Spam init [Vikings start singing Spam, spam, spam, spam lovely spam]

 

I could use the ground beef I have for soup, but most likely on't... pasta day, today will be. But I might end up making some sort of soup anyway that I might not enjoy very much.. unless I get a lot of spics for it *makes no sense*

Actually, I could go make that pasta right about now...

 

I'm not that young you know
BTW :
Setting: A cafe. All the customers are Vikings. Mr. and Mrs. bun enter -
downwards (on wires).

Mr. Bun (Eric Idle): Morning.

Waitress (Terry Jones): Morning.

Mr. Bun: What have you got, then?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage, and bacon; egg and SPAM;
egg, bacon, and SPAM; egg, bacon, sausage and SPAM; SPAM, bacon,
sausage, and SPAM; SPAM, egg, SPAM, SPAM, bacon, and SPAM; SPAM, SPAM,
SPAM, egg, and SPAM; SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, baked beans,
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, and SPAM; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with
a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and a fried egg
on top and SPAM.

Mrs. Bun (Graham Chapman): Have you got anything without SPAM in it?

Waitress: Well, there's SPAM, egg, sausage, and SPAM. That's not got MUCH
SPAM in it.

Mrs. Bun: I don't want _any_ SPAM.

Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, SPAM, and sausage?

Mrs. Bun: That's got SPAM in it!

Mr. Bun: Not as much as SPAM, egg, sausage, and SPAM.

Mrs. Bun: Look, could I have egg, bacon, SPAM, and sausage without the SPAM?

Waitress: Uuuuuuuuugggggh!

Mrs. Bun: What d'you mean uuugggh!? I don't like SPAM.

Vikings: (singing) SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM..SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM... Lovely
SPAM,wonderful SPAM.... (Brief shot of Viking ship)

Waitress: Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can't have egg, bacon, SPAM, and
sausage without the SPAM.

Mrs. Bun: Why not!

Waitress: No, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, SPAM, and sausage, would it.

Mrs. Bun: I don't like SPAM!

Mr. Bun: Don't make a fuss, dear. I'll have your SPAM. I love it. I'm
having SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM...

Vikings: (singing) SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM...

Mr. Bun: ...baked beans, SPAM, SPAM, and SPAM.

Waitress: Baked beans are off.

Mr. Bun: Well, can I have SPAM instead?

Waitress: You mean SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM,
SPAM?

Vikings: (still singing) SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM.... (etc.)

Mr. Bun: Yes.

Waitress: Arrggh!

Vikings: ...lovely SPAM, wonderful SPAM...

Waitress: Shut up! Shut up! (The Vikings shut up momentarily. Enter the
Hungarian [from an earlier sketch])

Hungarian: Great boobies honeybun, my lower intestine is full of SPAM, egg,
SPAM, bacon, SPAM, tomato, SPAM...

Vikings: (starting up again) SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM...

Waitress: Shut up. (a policeman rushes in and bundles the Hungarian out)

Hungarian: My nipples explode... (Cut to a historian)

Historian (Michael Palin): Another great Viking victory was at the Green
Midget cafe at Bromley. Once again the Viking strategy was the same.
They sailed from these fiords here (indicating a map with arrows on
it), assembled at Trondheim, and waited for the strong north-easterly
winds to blow their oaken galleys to England whence they sailed on
May 23rd. Once in Bromley they assembled in the Green Midget cafe
and SPAM selecting a SPAM particular SPAM item from the SPAM menu
would SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM... (the backdrop rises, revealing the
cafe again. The Vikings start singing again and the Historian
conducts them.)

Vikings: (singing) SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, Lovely SPAM, Wonderful SPAM,
Lovely SPAM, wonderful SPAM (etc.)

 

IMHO starting points for great soups onions, garlic, fresh herbs, chillies (optional), and one or more of cinnamon, mace, 5 spice powder.

Watch out for those vicious keep left signs...

EDIT: Why isn't there an axe-wielding homicidal psychopathic mamiac smiley when you need one AAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

All done can I rest now

[ October 28, 2005, 12:42: Message edited by: DarkStrider ]

 

My head feels clearer than in a long time...could be because I didn't have corn flakes this morning.

 

I now have 15+ pounds of laundry detergent, too. If I keep this up I won't have to leave the house at all this winter.....

 

I need a copy of the old Fallout p&p rules. There was one in Acrobat format years ago, I think it may have been on the Black Isle site, but alas, I can no longer find any mention of the file. Anyone here have any clues?

 

I hate mainframes, I hate heirarchical databases, I hate smegging users who think they know what the smeg they're doing when they haven't got a smegging clue and they get their smegging director to agree to it so that I have to waste my time showing what smegging idiot(s) they are without being allowed to call them smegging idiots cos I'm only a contractor and they're senior management etc. Somebody hand me a Greataxe I feel the need for chopping coming on.

 

Lunch time
@DS: I can only give you a halberd.

 

Wasn't it sold with Fallout: Tactics? If so, perhaps you could still get it somewhere and it shouldn't be expensive at this point.

 

[plug]

You're in luck! There should be a Greataxe featuring in the new beta of the BoM item pack, although that won't be for about a week.

/me Hands DS Quicksilver +4

You should find the Haste 2/day effect handy if anyone tries to run away from your killing spree...

[/plug]

 

@Undertaker haven't got enough proficiency points in halberd use I'd probably drop it on my foot, but thanx anyway

Almost lunchtime and today I think may be in order.

EDIT:
/me accepts Quicksilver +4 from The Magpie

goes on killing spree cleans and sharpens weapon

/Me hands Quicksilver +4 back to The Magpie with big thanx

 

Come to think of it, I rarely eat anything in the morning. I have a big brunch.

Today is the day for Potions of Stone Form. I would imagine tomorrow is too.

 

Yeah we're friday... hurray!

 

Hmm, there are rules for Fallout: Warfare, that came with the Brotherhood of Steel game, but those are not really what I am looking for. I would look at Fallout Tactics, unfortunately, my copy is in Bristol, and I am not.

 

Don't we all, don't we all...

And I have no idea how I got more in... maybe the SPAM fighters intimidated the rules or something...

 

No I already have an 8MB line into my house