Random Babbling Post #3

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>>> Richard Grabbe 12/11/02 07:23AM >>>
WHAT GENDER ARE THEY?
>
>ZIPLOC BAGS - Male, because they hold everything in, but you can
>always see right through them.
>
>SHOE - Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue
>hanging out.
>
>COPIER - Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm
>up.
>
>TIRE - Male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
>
>HOT AIR BALLOON - Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to
>light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
>
>SPONGES - Female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain
>water.
>
>WEB PAGE - Female, because it is always getting hit on.
>
>SUBWAY - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
>
>HOURGLASS - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
>bottom.
>
>HAMMER - Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000
>years, but it's handy to have around.
>
>SWISS ARMY KNIFE - Male, because even though it appears useful for a
>wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening
>bottles.
>
>KIDNEYS - Female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
>
>REMOTE CONTROL - Female... Ha! You thought IT WOULD BE male. But
>consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while
>he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying

Got that one from my sister... heh, rather amusing...

Ara
(Whatever... headache, and I should be doing schoolwork)

 

I am incredibly glad that we have managed to move one day in the future without having to pile another post onto that Abortion thread.

 

I agree with the hammer, but the swiss army knife is inaccurate.

The Ziploc and Subway are just blatently incorrect.

God, I hate it when you ask someone why they have a firearm in their home, and they reply "It's for home defense."

1. You couldn't load it fast enough for it to save you life.

2. You couldn't load it under the duress you'd be under, in the middle of the night, in total darkness because you're never practiced doing that.

3. You never go down to the gun range, so I'm going to put the probability very high that you couldn't hit a door from 5 feet, let alone someone that had broken in.

When I hear that, I want to go into a rant, but then I always stop and remember that one day they may actually learn on their own.

I hope they survive the learning process. I really do. I don't hate them because they are nieve...

 

Had a fever since Monday and still have. Haven't stepped outside since Sunday... Haven't *showered* since Saturday... Ewwwwwwwwwww

(Edit)
Monday: 102 oF
Tuesday: 100 oF
Today: 98-99 oF

[ December 11, 2002, 23:13: Message edited by: S Goddess ]

 

Wheeee!
Faragon and I are going to TTT at the 18th! Now who said it would be impossible to get some tickets? Sold out heh? My @$$!
(btw: Thanks Far!)

And Oh! erm...SG, I hope you took a bath then....

[ December 11, 2002, 23:26: Message edited by: Master of Nuhn ]

 

I wish I could play a musical instrument.

I came third in the fencing tournament.

I like blonde half-Germans who play the flute.

It's my birthday tomorrow - I will be legally allowed to buy a lottery ticket. What fun.

I went to the Holocaust Exhibition in London. Depressing.

I like blondes. I like half-Germans. I like flute-players. Combine them and you get PERFECTION.

 

Congrats, Sir Yerril... Welcome to the world of lottery...

Life is a rather complicated thing, is it not?

Ara
(Tired... wanna go back to bed... cold... zzzz *falls asleep on the keyboatrawmgftn*)

 

Err, undead coming through. I realy shouldn't have stayed up last night, wehn I eventually woke up I was a zombie. Hay fever doesn't help either.

 

Wow, nothing ever changes here - if anything it's even more random than I remember.

Fasta O Toole?

Named after your father perhapsh?

eugh

 

Who was it that came up with this Topic a long time ago??

Could it have been Slappy, or am I wrong?

 

Hmmm. I don't think I've posted here in ages.

Currantly, I am posting from the IT room in PGS in south England. Surrounded by TeenS and 8people.

With 8people telling embarissing stories about herself.


NOthing changes does it?

Frosty

 

Sir Yerril, what weapon do you fence, and what sort of tournament was it. BTW, congrats!

 

or plenty o'fasta... named after your formatting perhapsh?

 

Arabwel, why do you worship those VERY STUPID people from HP? Just a question. Hehee.

 

God, what are you talking about?
Man, you miss this forum for one day and you can't understand anything!

 

Happys birthday Yerril

heh, i can buy lottery tickets, booze and sigarettes since I was 14, since people said I looked like 18 (are they blind or something??)

Had a nice run-in with a girl yesterday , she looked verrrrry surprised when I said I was 17.. she thaught I was 22 , she was 24 and looked like Lisa Miller from "Radionews"

[ December 12, 2002, 17:04: Message edited by: Morgoth ]

 

A quote;

It was a peaceful and productive forum; lively, congenial and a bounteous source of useful information. Then one day, completely without warning, Godzilla arose from the depths and blew his scalding breath on everything in his path. A phalanx of Warriors mobilized to attack the monster, only to be crushed like so many toy tanks under Godzilla's mighty feet. Godzilla soon reduced the forum to searing and consuming flames. Just as abruptly, he rumbled back beneath the waves, leaving all to tremble in fear of his return. Net life would never be the same

Extremist-TA AKA Godzilla woke up from his slumber on the Keyboard. "mmmmmhgh... one day I am gonna buy a kingsize keyboard to sleep on", he mumbled as he shook the mouse to activate the screen. "only fools turn of their computer". He readjusted his chair while waiting for his fresh Windows 2003ME-XP desktop to show up. He glanced twice as he instead was reading from what appeared to be random babbling from a random forum. Extremist-TA glansed at the Thread title- "Random Babbling #42".

[ December 12, 2002, 17:56: Message edited by: Nobleman ]

 

Turambar - yes it was slappy, with his "Doh! Nothing had been posted" (or similiar) topic.

 

It was called: "The Official 'Doh, nothing has been posted' Post". A much more interesting title than 'Random Babbling Post' in my opinion.

 

Eze, I worship them because some very good fanfic authors have awoken them into worshippable deities in my eyes.

Besides, they're just so goddamn sexy that they make me melt

I just came from the movies... saw CoS.

Lucius and Sev had WAY TOO LITTLE screen time... But by all that is Unholy, Lucius is HOT... I was drooling all over the place...

The movie was not as good as the first one, and to be honest, nowhere near as worshippable, but by the gods, the slashability...

/me falls into daze...

I have been drawing fanart. I drew a pretty good Lucius... although he looks a lot more heartbroken than evil... I think the pic is from my future Lucius/Harry fic when Lucius thinks Harry has just dumped him...

Ara
(You think I'm sick? Ha, you have heard nothing yet...)