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Random Babbling Post #25

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Beren, Aug 13, 2004.

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  1. SleepleSS Gems: 24/31
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    [​IMG] Tooth paste industries rule! Girls in long white jackets testing new types of toothpaste on harmless rodents turning them in genetic manupilated monsters ready to take over the world, and cover the entire empire into darkness...

    ...Yes that is the day of the lord!
     
  2. chevalier

    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    ~Coffeeeee~! :coffee: :coffee: :bigeyes:
     
  3. Dark Haired Beauty Gems: 13/31
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    I think my roommate may be a redneck. She has her monitor sitting on two cement blocks.

    "The eye of the storm is blind" proceeds to give the handshake of the secret SP society. Muwahaha!
     
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    Why do girls ask their significant others if they are fat? What sadistic pleasure do they get out of that? :(
     
  5. Dark Haired Beauty Gems: 13/31
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    Let me translate for you Faraaz:

    * You want = You want
    * We need = I want
    * It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
    * Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
    * We need to talk = I need to complain
    * Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
    * I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
    * You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
    * You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
    * Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I hate my body.
    * This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
    * I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
    * I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
    * Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
    * I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
    * Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
    * How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
    * I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
    * Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
    * You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
    * Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
    * Yes = No
    * No = No
    * Maybe = No
    * I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
    * Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.
    * I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
    * All we're going to buy is shoes= It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and WOW those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

    (THE ANSWER TO "WHAT'S WRONG?")

    * The same old thing = Nothing
    * Nothing = Everything
    * Nothing, really = It's just that you're such a jerk
    * I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam
     
  6. chevalier

    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Above mentioned dictionary exhibits a high level of accuracy, with the reservation that one must always stay focused in order for a certain level of conscious flexibility to be preserved so as to comprehend the various differences between a range of dialects and particular linguistic customs.
     
  7. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    [​IMG] Boards are back up! Yay!
     
  8. Ziad

    Ziad I speak in rebuses Veteran

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    Let's hope it's for real this time. We do want Tal to get some sleep from time to time ;)

    Oh, and once again, thank you to everyone who's contributed to return the site and the forums from Limbo!
     
  9. Arabwel

    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    I think the board downtime is a conspiracy to prevent me from getting 3000 posts in before October 2nd....

    Nah, just kidding.

    I think I am addicted, though, since I get withdrawal symptoms when I am away for too long. Believe me, I felt like I was being de-toxed when I lacked access...
     
  10. chevalier

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    Don't need food, don't need sleep. So long as I have coffee and I have wine. I hear my blood flow. Long live the fighters!

    :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

    Shiver, oh evil Validator and tremble before my power! :bigeyes: You *will* validate this! :evil:

    And you evil server! Tremble with fear at my PHP! Bow low to my power, minion! Prostrate before me, for I am the lord of thy bandwidth! :bigeyes:
     
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    Ahhhh...to random babble again. The world is in alignment again!

    Isn't the sun beautifully rendered today!
     
  12. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    lol

    That reminds me of the time a while back when my wife and I went to the zoo. We were looking at some of the animals, and a woman beside us looked at the animals as well and said, totally seriously, "they look so life-like!". It was all my wife and I could do to keep from laughing at her and saying "well duh, maybe that's because they're, like, alive?" :lol:
     
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    We had a new guy in our PnP group the other night. He was from England, Manchester I believe he said. He made the statement that D&D and RPG games were more popular in European Countries than in the United States. I asked him why he thought that and he said its because European people were more interested in Midevil times than people in the U.S. I was wondering if anyone had ever seen a survey or a breakdown percentage wise of people who claim to play these types of games country to country.

    Probably should of made this a topic but I was just curious about his statement.
     
  14. Hugo Gems: 15/31
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    @DHB...
    Those were some helpful tranlsatives... I think I'll screen-shot and desktop that.
    it's great the boards are back up again
    Today was a good day... let's just hope the night 'll get better yet
    :borg:
     
  15. Dice

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    Woo Hoo, my boss is sending me permanently to the other location at the end of the month. I won't have to see my bosses every day and I get to run things pretty much how I like...best of all I don't have to see my evil co-worker who looks like a sack of potatoes!
     
  16. joacqin

    joacqin Confused Jerk Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    I just bought myself a large package of extra soft toilet paper, a bottle of toilet cleaner and two litres of blueberry soup. :(
     
  17. Dice

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    What the heck is blueberry soup? Second question...Should I have asked the first question?
     
  18. Hugo Gems: 15/31
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    Coffee is *so* overrated!
    Nothing like a nice big pot of lemon tea... which tastes great even if it goes cold... I wonder how it'll mix with energy drink... might be the Elixir of Wondrous Vitality. Or kill me :s
    :borg:
     
  19. reepnorp

    reepnorp Lim'n Lime Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    Huzzah! I got my G1 driver's license!
     
  20. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Coffee and cancer - careful, chev. :p

    Anyway, this is my 2,000th post. Go me.

    *must...resist...urge...to start...self-congratulatory...thread*
     
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