Random Babbling Post #107

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I am packing up my life (or the majority of it) and moving back down south for the summer...us students are kinda like migrating animals...and occasionally like hibernating animals too!

Looking forward to it but I hate packing so much!

 

Hey!! Leave my spiders alone!!! They're the only thing keeping the mosquitoes from sucking me dry of blood...

 

/psychotic villain look
/whips out Puters Bane the Third

Fortunately, they have no resistance to blunt weapons.

Kit, my pyro friend, this one's for ya:

Weapon: Small BIC
This small object contains fluid. It can be used to set ablaze miscellaneous things. It is especially effective to burn various bugs, but beware, some can have nasty effects e.g burning a fly will cause a Stinking Cloud effect for 4D6 rounds that will nauseate everyone caught in the radius.

The weapon has a limited lifespan, and cannot be recharged.

Damage: 1D4 Fire
Speed factor: 1
Weapon type: Elemental
Not useable by: No restrictions

 

Spiders don't bother me too much (except the ones that look almost identical to poisonous ones but are normal), but insects are reeeeallly creepy for me. That scene in the most recent King Kong that has all of those giant bugs freaks me out so much.

 

I'm wondering whether or not to send some of my chocolate bars off to TV stations to try and get some cheeky advertising...

 

Nice one DotW!

I should write up one up for my mini-torch.

 

should i make stuf with rice, or tuna a tuna sammich for dinner?

 

Online bingo is addictive!

 

.......

Okay, grandma.

 

Guess who has mono?

 

what is mono?

 

Mononucleosis - also known as "kissing disease" or "glandular fever". No, not herpes.

 

I also have swollen lymph nodes (my throat is so swollen it hurts to swallow, cough, sneeze, talk, etc), a constant headache, and awesome fevers that wake me up at night covered in sweat. Apparently I could also have a swollen spleen.

It's not a dangerous illness, it is just annoying and takes a while to get over.

http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/infectious-mononucleosis-topic-overview

 

That's it, neither you nor Kit are allowed in my house

 

Weapon: Mini torch

A cousin of the small/large BIC, the mini torch improves on the flaws of both BICs. The mini torch dishes out a significantly stronger, hotter, and more resilient flame that is akin to the Incinerate spell. Any bug/plant type creature struck with a mini torch must make a saving throw vs Death at +6 or have it's body utterly destroyed by the sheer power of the mini torch. It is recommended to use common sense when deciding what to burn, as some bugs/plants will have either a positive/negative effect. As with the small/large BIC, burning a fly, for example, will trigger an empowered version of the spell Stinking Cloud, which lasts 8D6 rounds, and all caught in the radius effect must pass a fortitude check at -2 or puke their guts out.

A mini-torch is subjected to the same limited lifespan BICs are, but the depleted weapon can be reloaded by using Fire essence of any potency.

Damage: Fire 1D12
Speed factor: 2
Damage type: Elemental (Fire)
Not usable by: No restriction

 

Oh weekend, I shall miss you *tear*

 

You're such a whore!

Actually...my mini-torch should be considered a 2D12 +2 weapon with an enhanced speed of 0, as it has electronic ignition, adjustable flame size/intensity, 2x the fuel capacity, and 2x the flame size of most mini's.

Example 1:

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Example 2:

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Example 3:

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You have to put the stereo plug fully inside or that happens.
(That was a terrible joke and I apologise.)

 

I've just thought of the best name for a bar: "My Pants". Think about the possibilities!

"There's a party at My Pants next Thursday, wanna come?"
"This place blows. Let's go to My Pants."
"My Pants is a pretty good place to dance."

And, there'd be some great pickup lines fitting in with the locale:

"So what's a cute guy/girl like you doing in My Pants like this?"
"What do you think of My Pants?"
"Want to dance in My Pants?"

AND the best part is, you can't even talk about how much the bar sucks:

"My Pant sucks, let's get out of here." See, it just plain wouldn't work.

ION...I just had a geek-adrenaline by writing History essays. Shoot me.

 

/me shoots DM in the face

Glad to be of service!

In other news, I just got a coupon for a free hair cut at Bikini Cuts. Getting my hair cut by a hot babe in a bikini sounds like a plan!