POLL: Jordan or Abi

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Never heard of Abi. Katie Price (Jordan) has been under the knife so many times that she *has* to look better by default. Saw photos of her drunk as a skunk and without makeup though, and it wasn't particularly flattering. PS - who is Abi?

 

Ha, jeez folks c'mon, if either of these two very fine women ever came up to you and offered it on a plate you are telling me that you would say "Nah I think you're ugly" or "I don't like silicon breast implants sorry"? PLZ LOL!

 

Ah, but Sarevok, THAT is a completely different question from the one you originally asked. Your new question is all about how far we'd lower our standards in that situation (I suspect for some of us, the answer would be pretty low ......... ) not how good-looking they are.

 

LOL! Again! Get lost you crazy New Zealand nutter person.

 

I would explain politely that I am not interested, paying attention not to hurt their feelings. Is this the sort of answer that you were expecting?

Plus, I don't like the whole problem with people lusting for actors, singers and the like. Sadly, this happens amongst people who aren't single, as well. Guys who comment on the "boobs" of film and music stars they aren't ever going to meet typically have quite mundane women waiting quietly in the house until their beloved men finish the drinking and boob talk with their buddies and deign to show up home.

Not like those women don't all too often gang up and roam malls comparing the equipment and estimated bedroom powers of select idols while their men are at work, sure why not...

Idols, of course, also have guys and girls, even wives and husbands. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife", damn it.

That freaking world of mass culture is simply not meant for me, it seems. There's a certain subtle notion of the word "fidelity" that this world isn't really getting.[/rant]

And I really don't like silicon. Suprise! Not all men spend half their life drooling over big "boobs".

 

I think we've been down the (long and winding) road of "is it cheating to look at other women (men)?" That's a whole other thread (it's there somewhere).

 

From those pictures - Jordan but I think it's an unfair comparison. Jordan is in a photo shoot whereas Abi has been caught walking the street. One is posing, the other isn't. One is wearing makeup that is designed to look good on camera, the other is wearing makeup that is designed to look good in person.

Sarevok, you didn't ask what girl we want to have sex with, you asked what one was more attractive. I wouldn't have sex with either, I'm currently in a relationship - to answer your second question.

 

Well, i wouldn't turn them away, i would consider that a little rude. But then again...i never turn anything away, i jump right on top of it. It's a hormonal thing see ?

 

I like Abi more, though they both have this thing like: Oh look at my boobs! They are real...
...ly expensive.

I don't mind boobs. Not at all. I just don't like the way they are 'presenting' them. Wonder what they look like when 50 years old?

 

I wouldn't say it was unfair. Here is a walking the street picture, hardly a whole world of difference.

I didn't ask that no but that was until I seen some of the replies. Why you are taking relationships into account I don't know. Well I guess I know why but daren't say it.

Jeez you know a lot of you guys make me cringe sometimes with your posts. Some of you seriously need to -> G-E-T R-E-A-L <- and lighten the **** up. Christ, I'll be sure not to start a topic like this again.

 

For those that don't know, Abi is famous for being John Lesley's ex-girlfriend. (He was famous for Blue Peter, kiddies TV program, and being accused of raping Ulrike Jonnson. Ulrike Jonson is famous for being a swedish weater girl, Gladiators, and shagging umpteen footballers and Sven Goran Erikson, the English Football manager.) She made her name in "Glamour" from a dodgy home movie shot ny Mr. Lesley, and I believe is now fronting one of the Adult channels. Amazing what you can pick up in "The Metro" (Free newspaper).

Jordan on the other hand is famous for Shag and Tell stories, flashing her ****, coping off (or not) with Peter Andre on "I'm a Celebrity, get me out of here"

 

Ulrike is fronting an adult channel? No way

edit- oh you meant Abi

 

Ugh what a choice

 

Sorry Sarevok, but once I compared the pic of Jordan on the street to Abi on the street, Abi is clearly the new hottness.

 

Jordan looks too much like a stoner in her 'walking the street' picture. I'd have to say Abi now also.

You asked for our opinion and you got it. Don't get your nickers in a twist just because we don't find fake attractive. If I shoved beach balls down a girls top would you want to shag her?

 

I have no idea who they are but I closed my eyes, spun in circles and pointed, now I'm dizzy.

oh and my finger was closest to Jordan

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[ October 17, 2004, 12:32: Message edited by: Beren ]