Mystra

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Mmhmm, lucky lucky lucky boy...

Ohyeah, what does Mystra look like, i hope se doesnt look like my sis, or Vel (teehee n/o vel)
, if she did, [crap edited out].

[Your stay here will be a really short one if you don't go read the Forum Rules and play by them.] -Tal

[ August 20, 2002, 21:22: Message edited by: Taluntain ]

 

<E-Sniper> Mystra, am I a good DM
<Mystra> E-Sniper, maybe -- give me more money and ask again.
* E-Sniper gives Mystra more of nothing (money)
<E-Sniper> Mystra, am I a good DM?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, I like to think so.
<E-Sniper> aww thanks
<E-Sniper> Mystra, is the room dead again?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, most likely.
<E-Sniper> darn ...
<E-Sniper> Mystra, what makes you say that then?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, never.
<E-Sniper> ???
<E-Sniper> Mystra, never what/
<Mystra> E-Sniper, it would take a disturbed person to even ask.
<E-Sniper> Mystra, what? to ask what you ment by never?
<E-Sniper> Heck ... even Mystra is ignoring me now

No bodyloves me any more :'( ... though i am a swell DM!

 

Just recently - From raisins to a divorce

<LazyBonzo> Mystra, are raisins aware that they are symbols of pagen worship?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, most likely.
<Uytuun> see who's right?
<deBhaal> Mystra, do you lie again?
<Mystra> deBhaal, all signs point to yes.
<deBhaal> Uytuun, see whos right
<deBhaal>
<Uytuun> she's confused
<deBhaal> that might be what it means
<deBhaal> Mystra, are you confused?
<Mystra> deBhaal, prospect looks bleak.
<Uytuun> did you cast that dire charm again, deBhaal?
<deBhaal> Uytuun, shuush!!
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, do you worship the raisins?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, that's a question you should ask yourself.
<LazyBonzo> wow philosophy!
<deBhaal> lol
<Uytuun> Mystra, would you please tell these gentlemen the thruth?
<Mystra> Uytuun, concentrate and ask again.
<Uytuun> Mystra, please?
<Mystra> Uytuun, you wish.
<Fallen-Paladin> lmao

<deBhaal> Mystra, i know the truth dont i!
<Mystra> deBhaal, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
<deBhaal> ooh, frisky there
<LazyBonzo> lol
<Uytuun> we'll talk again, when the dire charm has worn off
<deBhaal> Mystra, did i Dire Charm you!?
<Mystra> deBhaal, I'm busy.
<deBhaal> see, i didnt
<LazyBonzo> maybe you busyCharmed her?
<deBhaal> lol
<deBhaal> Mystra, did i busyCharm you?
<Mystra> deBhaal, answer hazy.
<deBhaal> hmm
<deBhaal> Mystra, yes?
<Mystra> deBhaal, no way.
<deBhaal> lol
<Fallen-Paladin> hehe
<Uytuun> duh, she's the goddess of magic
<Fallen-Paladin> lol
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, when you say busy what do you actually mean, what are you doing specifically?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, it won't happen unless you act now.
<Uytuun> act!
* LazyBonzo performs hamlet
<Fallen-Paladin> yes, ACT!!
<deBhaal> LOL
<Fallen-Paladin> hehe
<deBhaal> i havent seen that one
<Fallen-Paladin> me neither
<deBhaal> Mystra, was that good enough acting!?
<Mystra> deBhaal, absolutely yes!
<LazyBonzo> neither have i im just good!
<deBhaal> hmm
<deBhaal> LazyBonzo, more!!
<Fallen-Paladin> lmao
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, ok answer my question now?
<deBhaal>
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, most likely.
<deBhaal> Mystra, are you lying again?
<Mystra> deBhaal, you wish.
<LazyBonzo> hmmmm
<deBhaal> Mystra, yes i do
<Mystra> deBhaal, maybe.
<deBhaal> hehe

<Uytuun> She's got a thing for you, deBhaal
<deBhaal> Uytuun, hmm, could be interesting
<deBhaal> Mystra, but i have a g/f already!
<Mystra> deBhaal, no.
<deBhaal> ????!
<LazyBonzo> lmao!
<deBhaal> Mystra, are you saying i dont?
<Mystra> deBhaal, prospect looks hopeful.
<deBhaal>
<LazyBonzo> lmao!!!!!!!
<Uytuun> lol
<Toothpick^> deBhaal, she is a god.....
<LazyBonzo> she really wants you deBhaal
<deBhaal> and i jsut talked to her last night!!!!
<deBhaal> just
<deBhaal> Mystra, are you lying?
<Mystra> deBhaal, most likely.
<deBhaal>
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, would you like to date deBhaal?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, It's 12:18 PST on 24 Aug 2002.
<deBhaal> LOL
<Fallen-Paladin> lmao!!!
<deBhaal> Mystra, im not free right now
<Mystra> deBhaal, that question is better remained unanswered.
<Uytuun> she's avoiding the question
<Toothpick^> Mystra, Time now before I divorce you
<Mystra> Toothpick^, It's 12:19 PST on 24 Aug 2002.
<deBhaal> Mystra, are you?
<Mystra> deBhaal, no way.
<deBhaal> Mystra, your not avoiding the question?!
<Mystra> deBhaal, prospect looks bleak.
<deBhaal> hmm
<Fallen-Paladin> she's in denial!
* deBhaal breaks out his trusty battered bat +9 and bashes Mystra over the head with it.
<deBhaal> sense woman, sense!!
<Toothpick^> Mystra, I know you married me the other day, but unless you stop this raging affair we are through :!
<Mystra> Toothpick^, all signs point to yes.
<Uytuun> watch out, deBhaal, she's gonna mess with your head
<deBhaal> LOL
<Toothpick^> see what shes like
<deBhaal> tooth, you can have her now!!!
<Toothpick^> Mystra, beg to have me backj
<Mystra> Toothpick^, no.
<Toothpick^> Mystra, get out my irc room then
<deBhaal> Mystra, leave me alone!!!
<Mystra> Toothpick^, all signs point to yes.
<Uytuun> o poor Tooth
<Fallen-Paladin> poor Toothpick...
<Mystra> deBhaal, prospect looks bleak.
<Fallen-Paladin>
<deBhaal> damnit
<Toothpick^> Mystra, when I divorce you do I get to keep the kid
<Mystra> Toothpick^, three days before the second full moon after your next birthday.
<deBhaal> Tooth ache
<Toothpick^> O_o
<Uytuun> lol
<LazyBonzo> lol
<deBhaal> Mystra, when!?
<Mystra> deBhaal, in less than 2 hours.
<Fallen-Paladin> hehehe
<deBhaal> !!!
<deBhaal> better hurry Tooth!
<Toothpick^> hmmmmmmmm
<deBhaal> Mystra, do i get the kid?
<Mystra> deBhaal, yes.
<deBhaal>
<Toothpick^> Mystra, heres some flowers, and ummmm deBhaal's chocolates please forgive me
<Mystra> Toothpick^, I'm busy.
<deBhaal> LOL
<Toothpick^> Mystra, your mean
<Uytuun> ouch
<Fallen-Paladin> very poor Toothpick
<Toothpick^> ohhh ive hit a nearve
<deBhaal> Mystra, will you forgive Toothpick^ and take him back, and leave me alone?
<Mystra> deBhaal, not even on a GOOD day.
<deBhaal> dmanit!!

Tune in next week for the continuing story of MYSTRA and the men and the woman!

[ August 24, 2002, 21:49: Message edited by: Lazy Bonzo ]

 

That should be Mystra, the men AND THE WOMAN
[edit] thanks for changing it Lazy Bonzo [edit]

[ August 25, 2002, 22:16: Message edited by: Uytuun ]

 

<E-Sniper> man ... no one loves me!
<Oopah> lol
<E-Sniper> Boohoo!
<E-Sniper> at least Mystra loves me!
<Oopah> hey Wildfire
<Eilonwy> lol
<Mathetais> Mathetais loves you too
<Eilonwy> Gotta go now....
<E-Sniper> Mystra, you love me don't you?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, I like to think so.
<Eilonwy> CYA!
<Mathetais> see ya Eilonwy
<E-Sniper> woo!
*** Eilonwy has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited)
<E-Sniper> seeyas
<Mathetais> Mystra, so you love me?
<Mystra> Mathetais, all signs point to yes.
<Mathetais> wow, she's in a good mood
<E-Sniper> thank you Mathetais
<E-Sniper> aye
<Mathetais> Mystra, do you love Taluntain?
<Mystra> Mathetais, no.
<E-Sniper> LMAO!
<Taluntain> Mystra, are you lying?
<Mystra> Taluntain, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
<Taluntain> of course...
<Mathetais> you've got her wrapped around your little finger Taluntain

So now we know the truth! Taluntain abuses our Mystra! He has her as his slave! To think that such a nice and innocent bot would come to harm by Tal's hands ... What more can I say?

 

We've all seen those vehemental stares directed at Snoper from the direction of the bot's corner... We've all heard those rude snickers from the shadows when he makes a typo... We've all seen those stones appearing out of no-where and hitting him on the chin... Now here's the proof that it is the Goddes off magic herself, the resident bot, Mystra!

<E-Sniper> Mystra, would you like do it with Elmo?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, I'm busy.
<Gopher`> lol!
<E-Sniper> see she replies to that
<Fallen-Paladin> What?
<E-Sniper> I know how she works
<Fallen-Paladin> right..
<E-Sniper> You have to include the word 'like'
<Gopher`> Mystra, are you busy with Sniper by any chance?
<Mystra> Gopher`, over my dead body.
<Gopher`> lol
<Fallen-Paladin> lmao
<E-Sniper> lol
<E-Sniper> Mystra, i know you inside out don't I?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, no.
<Gopher`> lol!
<E-Sniper> oh ...
<Fallen-Paladin> lmao!!!
<Gopher`> Mystra, would you like Sniper at all?
<Mystra> Gopher`, it would take a disturbed person to even ask.
<Gopher`> lol!!!
<E-Sniper> man! lol!
<Fallen-Paladin> lmao!!!!!
<E-Sniper> Mystra, am i really that bad?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
<E-Sniper> LMAO!
<Fallen-Paladin> lol!!!!

To which Sniper replied:
<E-Sniper> Something is telling me that Mystra may not like me
<E-Sniper> To think of all those nights we shared together
<E-Sniper> Mystra, do you remember those nights?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, sometime in the near future. Ask again tomorrow.
<E-Sniper> Mystra, no now!
<Mystra> E-Sniper, not bloody likely.

So here we see another failed relationship...

Mystra, when will you get a decent, dependable boyfriend?

*Sigh*

 

Finally someone has cracked the very nature of the dieties! After Sniper's untimely rejection:

And after a moment of thought...

 

And the interrogation continues... after my down hill relation ship with the Goddess, we discover more into what may be a mental illness or is it actually true that our Mystra is trying to tell us something? May you decide...

<E-Sniper> Mystra, have you got testicles?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, maybe.
<Fallen-Paladin> lmao!
<Gopher`> ugh!
<E-Sniper> lol
<Gopher`> Mystra, that explains you being a transvestite right?
<Mystra> Gopher`, no.
<E-Sniper> so ... Mystra, may not be what she deems to be
<Fallen-Paladin> She's transvestite, remember
<Gopher`> oh
<C-Jakob> lol!
<E-Sniper> lol
<Gopher`> lol!
<C-Jakob> Mystra, are you a man?
<Fallen-Paladin> hehe
<Mystra> C-Jakob, prospect looks bleak.
<Fallen-Paladin> hhmm..
<Gopher`> Mystra, are you a woman?
<Mystra> Gopher`, answer hazy.
<Gopher`> lol
<E-Sniper> lol!
<Fallen-Paladin> What?
<C-Jakob> Mystra, are you a shemale?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, absolutely yes!
<C-Jakob> lol!
<E-Sniper> lol!
<Gopher`> lmao!!!
<Fallen-Paladin> lol
<E-Sniper> Mystra, would you say that my experience has rubbed off on you?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, I like to think so.

So how is that Mystra seems to think that her mental capabilities have been rubbed onto her by me?

 

More imaginative huh? Ok Tal, you asked for it

<Arabwel> Mystra, tell me, are you and Tal still dating?
<Mystra> Arabwel, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
<Marnix_> Mystra, is Tal good in bed?
<Mystra> Marnix_, absolutely yes!
<Marnix> I suppose he does need his magics for that
<Arabwel> Mystra, would you ditch Tal for Brad Pitt?
<Mystra> Arabwel, I wouldn't know anything about that.
<Arabwel> Mystra, are you sure?
<Mystra> Arabwel, concentrate and ask again.
<Arabwel> Mystra, is Tal hotter than Brad Pitt?
<Mystra> Arabwel, over my dead body.
<Arabwel> Mystra, so you would ditch him for Brad?
<Mystra> Arabwel, sometime in the near future. Ask again tomorrow.

Poor Tal... ditched by a bot...

 

It is clear that mystra lieks fire but not water -

<Veldrin> Mystra, do you hate LazyBonzo too?
<Mystra> Veldrin, all signs point to yes.
<LazyBonzo> mystra, why don't you recognize me?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, because I have ops.
<Veldrin> Guess that's why
<LazyBonzo> :@(
<Veldrin> she's lazy
<LazyBonzo> *:'(
<xlMacStroudlx> no
<xlMacStroudlx> HES Lazy
<LazyBonzo> only by name
<Veldrin> Mystra, are you a he?
<Mystra> Veldrin, absolutely yes!
<Gopher`> lol!
<Veldrin> I see...
* xlMacStroudlx tells his Tonberry to go look menaceingly at Mystra till she recognises Lazy
<xlMacStroudlx> there you go, itll be fixxed now
* LazyBonzo starts to cast fireball
<xlMacStroudlx> hehe
* xlMacStroudlx shouts GET DOWN at Tonberry
* LazyBonzo looks at mystra with a calculating look
<LazyBonzo> hehe
<xlMacStroudlx> go on, FIRE
* LazyBonzo casts fireball at mystra, and then ducks
<xlMacStroudlx> whoohoo
<LazyBonzo> kablamooo!
<LazyBonzo> mystra, did that hurt?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
* xlMacStroudlx puls Tonberry outta the way...
<LazyBonzo> yay!!!
<xlMacStroudlx> LOL
<LazyBonzo> i hurt the bot!
<xlMacStroudlx> lol
<LazyBonzo> mystra, do you recognize me?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, answer hazy.
<LazyBonzo> mystra, are you scared of me?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, answer hazy.
<LazyBonzo> hmm
<Gopher`> hmmm
<Gopher`> Mystra, foggy in there?
<Mystra> Gopher`, I'm busy.
<Gopher`> hmm
<Gopher`> ok

<LazyBonzo> mystra, have you ever gone swimming?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, no way.
<LazyBonzo> mystra, why not? are you scared of water?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, because I said so.
<xlMacStroudlx> Mystra, would yer circuits fry if you went into water?
<Mystra> xlMacStroudlx, we won't go there.
<LazyBonzo> she is scared
<xlMacStroudlx> Mystra, if you DID go there, and into water, would your ciecuits fry?
<Mystra> xlMacStroudlx, I would have advised you to ask Toothpick`, but I don't see that person here.
<LazyBonzo> mystra, is that what really happened to elminster?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, that's a question you should ask yourself.
<Veldrin> Will you let her sleep already?
<xlMacStroudlx> Mystra, do you always delegate when u can't answer a question?
<Mystra> xlMacStroudlx, autumn.
<xlMacStroudlx> thought so
<LazyBonzo> mystra, i'll let you sleep now.
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, I like to think so.

 

I hope that me and Arabwel did not abuse Mystra.

Ezellohar:Mystra, do you read slash?

Mystra:Ezellohar, yes.

Arabwel:Ha!

Ezellohar:LOL

Ezellohar:Mystra, what slash you read?

Mystra:Ezellohar,prospect looks bleak.

Arabwel:Mystra, do you think Edwin and Sarevok make a cute couple?

Mystra:Arabwel, prospect looks bleak.

Arabwel:Ah

Arabwel:Mystra, what about Xzar and Montaron?

Mystra:Arabwel, not even on a GOOD day.

Arabwel:Heh

Ezellohar:Mystra, do you think, that Aragorn and Boromir make a good couple?

Mystra:Ezellohar, sometime in the near future, ask again tomorrow.

Ezellohar:Lol

Arabwel:Heh

Arabwel:Is Legolas really a guy?

Mystra:Arabwel, maybe.

Arabwel:Mystra, so he is a she, then?

Mystra:Arabwel, all signs point to yes.

 

Couldn't help but bring up a nostalgic piece of text: Elminster File

www.acubicle.com/el_file.html

Originally From:
http://www.sorcerers.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=7;t=001332#000000

 

<MagusWizardo>Mystra, can you force people into another channel ??
<Mystra> MagusWizardo, absolutely yes!
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, *will* you force people into another channel for me ??
<Mystra>MagusWizardo, sometime in the near future. Ask again tommorow.
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, will you force people into this other channel now if I pay you to ??
<Mystra> MagusWizardo, we won`t go there.
<MagusWizardo>But you just said...
(at this point, I experimented with the die roller, and found that no value is allowed above 100)
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, can you count past 100 ??
<Mystra>MagusWizardo, not even on a GOOD day.
<MagusWizardo>I`m supposed to believe these answers are random ??
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, are your answers random ??
<Mystra>MagusWizardo, over my dead body.
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, do you play any games ??
<Mystra>MagusWizardo, it would take a disturbed person to even ask.
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, would it realy ??
<Mystra>MagusWizardo, yes.
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, *realy* ??
<Mystra>MagusWizardo, i`m busy.
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, are you busy ??
<Mystra>MagusWizardo, concentrate and ask again.
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, are you busy ??
<Mystra>MagusWizardo, I like to think so.
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, do you think about what you`re saying ??
<Mystra>MagusWizardo, never.

 

NOBODY fools Mystra:

[21:40] <Shadow_Chick> Mystra, people like Sniper wants to go out with you, right?
[21:41] <Mystra> Shadow_Chick, that's a question you should ask yourself.
[21:41] <Shadow_Chick> hehe

 

Is there something you aren't telling us S_Goddess