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Life After Death

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Mr Writer, Aug 10, 2002.

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    Remove all ads!
    Bloody Ecuadorian NHS :rolleyes:
     
    Mr Writer, Aug 10, 2002
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    Understatement!

    Your dead relative sits up and asks for a glass of water and it's just "quite some surprise" !??

    A glass of water - was he diagnosed as having died of thirst? :lol: :p
     
    Lazy Bonzo, Aug 10, 2002
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    You can't trust doctors these days.
     
    SC, Aug 11, 2002
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    Yipe! Someone cast turn undead! :eek: It's a lich!!
     
    Yerril, Aug 11, 2002
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  5. Sir Belisarius

    Sir Belisarius Viconia's Boy Toy Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    [​IMG] It sounds like a lawsuit to me!!! ;) :p :grin: :spin: :roll: :shake:
     
    Sir Belisarius, Aug 11, 2002
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    If the doctors had checked the electric activity in his brain the day before, he probably wouldn't have been dead :p . You're not totally dead before you're braindead.
     
    Mollusken, Aug 11, 2002
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  7. Mesmero

    Mesmero How'd an old elf get the blues?

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    They'll should have gone to another doctor, for a second opinion after the doctor told he was dead. You just can't be certain of anything these days.
     
    Mesmero, Aug 11, 2002
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  8. Sir Belisarius

    Sir Belisarius Viconia's Boy Toy Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    [​IMG] Your just "mostly dead!" You just moved your finger...That's Wonderful!!! I mean, you've been mostly dead all day!! :p ;) :grin: :roll:

    Sorry - Couldn't resist the Princess Bride quote....
     
    Sir Belisarius, Aug 11, 2002
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    Sounds like someone's malpractice insurance premiums are going to increase.
     
    Rastor, Aug 11, 2002
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  10. 8people

    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    I'm not dead, but I'm still braindead! :roll:

    My mother says things like that happen when people go into a coma and are pronounced dead
     
    8people, Aug 11, 2002
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    Well following my theories and beliefs (refer to some of my famous posts) I must say one way to check if he's living is to get the blokes wife, ask everyone to let her be ... alone with the corpse and see of her 'love' and ever lasting 'devotion' can cause a few ... 'miracles' ... say ... not only the bloke will be raised from the dead.

    Just my theory of course. :D
     
    Sniper, Aug 12, 2002
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    [​IMG] uhm Sniper your beliefs? I would say that was a borderline disgusting idea :shake:
    Really. Think about it.
     
    Nobleman, Aug 12, 2002
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    I think there is a certain word for people that do er ... sexual things to deadish people ... necrophiliacs? not to sure :)
     
    Sniper, Aug 12, 2002
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    Actually Sir Yerril, it is much more likely to be a vampire. Look past the lies and see that he realy wanted BLOOD!
     
    Aikanaro, Aug 12, 2002
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    [​IMG] :evil:

    Seems to me that this is another scam. People don't readily accept facts like death. They should have made the doctor do a second check to make sure.
     
    Sick curtaiN, Aug 12, 2002
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    Hmm, this reminds me of that "bring out yer dead" scene in Monty Python's "Quest for the Holy Graal"... :D
     
    idoru, Aug 12, 2002
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  17. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Makes me think:
    In Africa some people were stung/bitten by a poisonous snake and 'died'. After some research the poison would get the victem in a too deep kinda sleep and they seemed dead. People broke open the coffins of the burried people who 'died' by the poison and found the dead ones on hands and knees, trying to break open their own coffins.
    Must have been quite scary, if you ask me....speaking of claustrophobia :D

    So here is a tip:
    Dont use poisons. Try the Tiny-bits-and-pieces-tactics for a more garanteed death. A crematorium will do...
     
    Master of Nuhn, Aug 12, 2002
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    Unless they're part Phoenix, but that's another story...
     
    Lady Jellybee, Aug 12, 2002
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