1. SPS Accounts:
    Do you find yourself coming back time after time? Do you appreciate the ongoing hard work to keep this community focused and successful in its mission? Please consider supporting us by upgrading to an SPS Account. Besides the warm and fuzzy feeling that comes from supporting a good cause, you'll also get a significant number of ever-expanding perks and benefits on the site and the forums. Click here to find out more.
    Dismiss Notice
Dismiss Notice
You are currently viewing Boards o' Magick as a guest, but you can register an account here. Registration is fast, easy and free. Once registered you will have access to search the forums, create and respond to threads, PM other members, upload screenshots and access many other features unavailable to guests.

BoM cultivates a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. We have been aiming for quality over quantity with our forums from their inception, and believe that this distinction is truly tangible and valued by our members. We'd love to have you join us today!

(If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. If you've forgotten your username or password, click here.)

How do you control your 'private' area?

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Barmy Army, Jun 28, 2008.

  1. Harbourboy

    Harbourboy Take thy form from off my door! Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

    Joined:
    May 29, 2003
    Messages:
    13,341
    Likes Received:
    95
    I thought this thread was some sort of April Fool's Joke until I saw it dated from last August. I can't believe a single comment in this thread is serious. I never knew SP was so full of metrosexuals!

    Real men do not engage in any sort of girly hairdressing anywhere below the neck. End of story.
     
  2. Angulimala Gems: 2/31
    Latest gem: Fire Agate


    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2006
    Messages:
    39
    Likes Received:
    0
    As a "real man" I've found that most women prefer a neatly trimmed package. No, I think bald is just wrong, and uncomfortable, but tamed can be tasteful and sexy. I've never had anything close to a "laugh and point" reaction from any woman, and any who did would be quickly replaced. It may be a generation thing, though. I tend to date women 5 - 10 years younger (21 - 26), and many of them have even volunteered to help with the landscaping.
     
  3. Saber

    Saber A revolution without dancing is not worth having! Veteran

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2004
    Messages:
    4,905
    Likes Received:
    47
    Gender:
    Male
    They've volunteered? Lucky.


    I asked my last girlfriend if she wanted me to groom, but she said she didn't care. *shrugs* After she left, I decided to anyways :p

    Shaving fully looks weird, I think I will pass.
     
  4. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2002
    Messages:
    7,899
    Media:
    74
    Likes Received:
    96
    Gender:
    Male
    I don't know about you guys, but I don't exactly feel comfortable having *anyone* with a sharp cutting device down there...

    I'm old enough to remember the John & Lorena Bobbitt incident.... :eek:
     
  5. Fly2tHeSkY

    Fly2tHeSkY Southern Comfort Veteran

    Joined:
    Oct 18, 2005
    Messages:
    1,879
    Media:
    26
    Likes Received:
    5
    Gender:
    Male
    Seriously, someone remind me WHY Barmy started this thread lol..?

    LOL! You just wanted a reason to shave DIDN'T YOU?! :p
     
  6. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2002
    Messages:
    7,899
    Media:
    74
    Likes Received:
    96
    Gender:
    Male
    He's Barmy...do you really need a reason? :p
     
  7. ChickenIsGood Gems: 23/31
    Latest gem: Black Opal


    Veteran

    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2006
    Messages:
    1,601
    Likes Received:
    24
    Thread Necromancy (sorry everyone but I felt like saying it)

    I was recently dared to shave my 'private area'. And all I can say is I don't like the look, the fact that it makes me want to laugh at my genitals is very sad.
     
  8. dmc

    dmc Speak softly and carry a big briefcase Staff Member Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2001
    Messages:
    8,570
    Media:
    88
    Likes Received:
    374
    Gender:
    Male
    The fact that they laugh back, however, is rather bizarre. :p
     
    ChickenIsGood likes this.
  9. AMaster Gems: 26/31
    Latest gem: Diamond


    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2000
    Messages:
    2,495
    Media:
    1
    Likes Received:
    50
    Just wait until it starts itching as the hair grows back. Then you'll really be having fun.
     
  10. martaug Gems: 23/31
    Latest gem: Black Opal


    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2002
    Messages:
    1,710
    Likes Received:
    59
    Man :(,the resurrection of this thread makes me miss Barmy even more.

    Heres a beer to you barms,:beer: Hope you visit sometime soon.
     
  11. Balle Gems: 19/31
    Latest gem: Aquamarine


    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2004
    Messages:
    1,173
    Likes Received:
    4
    ahh if you do a close trim with razors, your gonna have ingrown hair and it will be itching like a mother****er, sry for you chicken

    but dares are awesome!!
     
  12. Susipaisti

    Susipaisti Maybe if I just sleep... Veteran

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2005
    Messages:
    1,800
    Likes Received:
    19
    My private area is OUT OF CONTROL!! :aaa:

    :hahaerr:

    Right. Er, nail scissors. Yeah.
     
  13. Jack Funk Gems: 24/31
    Latest gem: Water Opal


    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2001
    Messages:
    1,778
    Likes Received:
    25
  14. nunsbane

    nunsbane

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2006
    Messages:
    331
    Likes Received:
    12
    Real men have scarcely given a thought ot their nether curleys. Or atleast I hope so since i would endeavor to be a real man and haven't given much thought to my southern jungle. As long as it fails to eclipse my most gangly of appendages, I will not consider it seriously. A proper shaving would give pause to some of my best female friends....and I like not to confuse them too much.....their purpose falls far outside of academic reasoning.
     
    Death Rabbit and Jack Funk like this.
  15. Jack Funk Gems: 24/31
    Latest gem: Water Opal


    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2001
    Messages:
    1,778
    Likes Received:
    25
    Outstanding post! Ladies and gentleman...NUNSBANE!
     
  16. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2003
    Messages:
    6,103
    Media:
    1
    Likes Received:
    241
    Gender:
    Male
    Seconded. :beer:

    Bonus points for use of the terms "nether curlies" and "southern jungle." *golf clap*
     
  17. Proteus_za

    Proteus_za

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2006
    Messages:
    985
    Likes Received:
    12
    What about, erm, the other side? Ie, the backside?

    I'm one of those poor individuals who has a furry backside. Does anyone here remove hair from that?
     
  18. T2Bruno

    T2Bruno The only source of knowledge is experience Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2004
    Messages:
    9,740
    Media:
    15
    Likes Received:
    436
    Gender:
    Male
    I don't want to know....
     
  19. dmc

    dmc Speak softly and carry a big briefcase Staff Member Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2001
    Messages:
    8,570
    Media:
    88
    Likes Received:
    374
    Gender:
    Male
    I think that I can confidently opine that we have reached the TMI portion of this thread . . .
     
  20. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2003
    Messages:
    6,815
    Media:
    6
    Likes Received:
    335
    Didn't we reach that point with post #1?
     
    Death Rabbit likes this.
Sorcerer's Place is a project run entirely by fans and for fans. Maintaining Sorcerer's Place and a stable environment for all our hosted sites requires a substantial amount of our time and funds on a regular basis, so please consider supporting us to keep the site up & running smoothly. Thank you!

Sorcerers.net is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to products on amazon.com, amazon.ca and amazon.co.uk. Amazon and the Amazon logo are trademarks of Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates.