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How big is your penis?

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Sorvo, Jul 17, 2003.

  1. SoCo Gems: 9/31
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    Poor Guy. Just going through that must be horrible, and not to say embrassing.
     
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    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Poor you :lol:

    It certainly was embarassing for the man: the whole mock accusation, the trial, posing naked for the doctor and in briefs for the jury... I think he should sue the ***** for all the mess she caused just to fondle her ego. Honestly, I can imagine such a conversation as they must have had there when she started talking about things... and when the man reacted as she was hoping he would react, she apparently started to behave like raped. In psychology this is called rape game. Oh how attractive she must be if men get stiff about her despite her age etc :rolleyes: She needs therapy.
     
  3. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Why should men worry about their size? The nice feelin' is at the top of it anyway, no matter how long it is...
     
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    The stupidity of the woman got me more thna the penis bit did. She was obviously pompous enough to think he would find her attractive. Oh Dear God.
     
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    Oooook.

    Well said, although I think you mean Knights. Paladin's do not compete in such trivial things. Mainly because we know our's are the biggest of all. XD
    JK!


    In regards to the article, that is funny and serious at the same time. I'm too lazy to point out anything that hasn't already been pointed out in humor, but I feel somewhat sorry for the lady... That is a disturbing image.
     
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    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Actually I didn't even bother including non-paladin knights whom everyone knows to be small dull as all fighters are ;) Maybe they can handle a lance, but they don't have the spirit, can't lay hands, let alone draw upon holy might :D ;)
     
  7. 8people

    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    [​IMG] Y'know - I only came here to say:

    Padeen - the... er... risen from the dead

    In fact - I came in this topic because I misclicked. nm...

    And Death Rabbit forgot to mention - he has no legs and was lying on the floor :p
     
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    *Sigh*, the Paladins are the greatest. The ladies dig us.
     
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    I don't dig paladins, but I'm female. Oh well.

    Dumb woman. I'm a bleeding feminist, but this is going to far.
     
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    [​IMG] You don't dig paladins?! Amazing! I thought lots of women liked the idea of a shining knight in silver armor... well, I guess mine is green... I should scrub it sometime...
     
  11. Arabwel

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    I don't like paladins, either, but somehow that damned *censor applies* Chevalier is infecting me... I even play a pally in BG2 right now.

    I don't like paladins. I like A paladin :D

    And don't get a big head about it, Chevvie
     
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    I stick with the halfling mage-thief I married, thankyouverymuch. There's nothing more fun than life with a clever guy who always has a trick or two up his sleeve! :roll:
     
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    Thanks for getting us back on topic! (read the thread's title, lol)
     
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    MY Powerful mind senses a great and terrible homosexually oriented aura surrounding this evil area and I burn with an inner fire, a rage so great that I will go into berserk and slaughter all of the homosexuals. AAARRGGHGHGHGGG!!!!
     
  15. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Huh. Well, that was lovely. I didn't think it was possible in this thread, given it's tongue-in-cheek subject, to say something so completely absurd and out of line. I was mistaken. :toofar:

    MY powerful mind senses someone who needs to grow up a bit.
     
  16. Sorvo

    Sorvo Where's the nearest pub? Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    I just found out that my friend works with the lady that pressed charges. He said she is a total *****! She got two people fired already and she is about to get canned herself, for always causing trouble. :flaming:
     
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