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Games Vs. Life?

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by FenixStrife, May 10, 2001.

  1. Havok Gems: 4/31
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    In the real world...you can't reload the saved game and play it again and again til you get it right. Bummer!
     
  2. stargazer Gems: 5/31
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    Guys, life is one big game. It's the ultimate adventure, the most genuine roleplay experience, it's got action, puzzles, sports EVERYTHING. The only differences are that there is no save/load feature and no matter how 'well' we play we always die in the end. As simple as that ;).
     
  3. Ironbeard Gems: 20/31
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    And you have to stick with what chance deals you at the start.
     
  4. Avooch Dar Guest

    Well i have trying to complete life but i seem to come up with an error whenever i am around people i get given the message "WE HATE YOU FUCK OFF" and the occaisional "SUCK MY COCK YOU ARSE BISCUIT".
    Is there a bug in the game? Have i not got the minimum spec? Where can i get a patch? Can i restart the game by killing myself? Whats an arse biscuit?
     
  5. Voltric Gems: 19/31
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    In college I could play a game for days on ends and forget about everythings else. Also now I have a home, wife, and real job so I can't do it anymore. Every once in a while when my wife is on travel I take some vacation time and live the old life again but for the most part playing for more than 3 or 4 hours never happens anymore. Am I getting old? :(
     
  6. Avooch Dar Guest

    i have heard of this cheat where you can apply a "face lift" and a "penis implant".
    Apparently they cost a lot of currency and they don't really work because cher had one or something and she still looks like a german shepard. and pamela anderson had one and she looks about as attractive as hemmeroides
    i don't know if these are powerful charactrs or not but anyway you may have to refer to the manual if you want to test the reliability
     
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  8. Avooch Dar Guest

    the patch worked!!!!!!!!!! and now i have friends and an upgraded 10 inch penis which gains me the new porn industry quest........although i have to save up lots of currency to get to this staus so it looks like i have to spend a few more weeks on the male prostitute quest.

    i am still no closer to finding out what an arse biscuit is though!?
     
  9. Ironbeard Gems: 20/31
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    Are there quests outwith that area. I've just completed the "Escape from School Dungeon" quest, and have a limited time to do side quests before entering the "University Dungeon" in my quest for the "Degree of the Master Engineer". However, I believe that the rent boy quest is out of character. Does anyone know how to get out of this secret area? It's not that great.
     
  10. Avooch Dar Guest

    when the sweaty MP asks you for a "job" you have to choose the option which says "bite his dick off" and then defend your self.
    i found this works well but you lose the pimp career quest if you do that
    You can alternitivly stick it out and wait until your anus stretches large enough for the "claim damages" option to appear.
     
  11. Ironbeard Gems: 20/31
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    Avooch, I can't try your quests as they will invalidate my Lawful Neutral alignment. However, I was thinking of finding somehting like the "shop assistant" quest to get some extra gold.
     
  12. Darien Noella Gems: 16/31
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    Avooch Dar, do you need a reminder?

    READ: http://www.sorcerers.net/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi?action=agree

    Pay particular attention to:
    You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this BB to post any material which is ... vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented.

    We are not impressed. Grow up.
     
  13. Avooch Dar Guest

    ooh watch that one there is a nasty bunch of roten fruit in there and it rapidly reduces your health.
    you better have a good ac for when the old granny wilkins comes in to find there are no tinned sausages availible. i found this battle hard and you will need to use all your special abilities on this one as she has the umbrella of slight irritation on her.

    it also says that you should not mention any thing of a sexual explicit nature. Surely Sniper's addiction to a certain word should have got him in trouble?
    sorry none of my words are meant to be horrible in any way.....i do apologise if you misunderstand me but i assure you that it is only a joke and i have no bad feelings towards any minority or majority group.

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