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Discussion in 'BG2: Throne of Bhaal (Classic)' started by shadow_thief, Jul 6, 2001.

  1. Lord Ogre Gems: 2/31
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    [​IMG] Uhm, no.... I kinda think there are to many to start... I read the first page a while ago.... and now I did again and saw that this was already posted on the first page... Hmmmm... Sorry!

    But now everyone can laugh again about this, even though it is already posted before...

    [ August 24, 2002, 13:49: Message edited by: Lord Ogre ]
     
  2. 8people

    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    What?!? But I thought you said you'd... nevermind

    I can't remember where I got it, ToB somewhere I think
     
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    From Haer'Dalis to Edwin:

    I once knew a Red Mage of Thay
    Who dreamed of lichdom some day
    He said he knew how to do it
    But he still managed to screw it
    up in the funniest way
     
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    Quote:
    Jah'kaless=As you wish.

    Most of her drow speak comes right out of the Drizzt books.

    but she says that when you click on her not gives her order
     
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    [​IMG] Sorry, I was thinking of the wrong term.

    It's "What is your wish?"
     
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    good thanx... but do anyone know where to find a free drow dictionary (sp.) on the web...
     
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    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    thanx man... it is great... i have written a thing to my girlfriend in drow...

    Ussta dro zhah naubol ka usstan uil naut ul'naus ulu dos.

    Ussta dro zhah dosst.

    Dos phuul lil mzilst ssin'urn rivvin pholor lil har'dro.

    Usstan zhal naut nelgetha ussa whol ssinssriggin dos.

    try to translate this... tokk me a good half an hour to write this... pretty happy after all...

    [ August 31, 2002, 02:48: Message edited by: Cog Primius ]
     
  9. 8people

    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    [​IMG] I could translate it - without the site - lets hope your girlfriend can read it :lol:
     
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    no problemo... she is a Drow... (no but an ebony)
     
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    Morgoth La lune ne garde aucune rancune Veteran

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    I just had a conversation between Minsc and his witch Aerie

    Minsc asked Aerie if she had something against the Calisham itch because Minsc thought all witches had that.
    Aerie said she would look for it then Minsc responded with "Great, then me and Boo can get back to buttkicking instead of Buttitching!"

    :D
     
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    Yes all those are hilarious...

    One that I like is Jan when he gets critically injured;

    Words to the effect of:

    "I don't mean to startle you or anything, but, all this blood spurting about everywhere, its actually mine!"

    (instead of "Ouch!")
     
  13. Arabwel

    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    Hmmm... this one is from the Annah voice pack, so I don't know if it counts exactly... But in the beginning of the game, when Irenicus fries you and normal voices go "AAAARRRGGHHHH!", the Annah voicepack moans @I don't wanna die here"... I find it quite comical.

    Ara
    (Weed, Speed, Birthcontrol)
     
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    [​IMG] I'm playing with a 'Blackadder II' wav files voicepack - it's hilarious every time i move somewhere!

    Also in the Government district there is a woman called Ophelia (I think). If you talk to her with Valygar in the party, she flirts with him but Valygar gets scared! If you talk to her with Nalia in the party, the have an argument and Nalia calls Ophelia something like an 'upperclass whore'!
     
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    [​IMG] Anomen was in the Temple of Lathander and he said that line, "Pfeh, a *something* pool of corruption if ever there was one" heh, heh
     
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    In Umar Hills, if you talk to Jeb you get the There's a WHAT in the chicken? quest, and if you attack the chickens, one of the dialogue options goes somewhere along the lines of:

    "This is between me and the chicken"

    Ara
    (Someohow my Truw Neutral has the rep of 20... need to kill somethinbg, soon!)
     
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    The absolute best quote from Throne of Bhaal:

    That guy in Saradush is using big words so:

    PC: Maybe your grandoise vocabulary is a pathetic compensation for an insuffeciency in the nether regions of your anatomy!
     
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    I remember one where you have something with bullets in it, and he says somthin' like: "Bag of rocks? Why does you have so many rocks? Need for head?"

    There was also one from the original BG, after clicking Xzar a few times: "Those the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad! Mad! *maniacal laughter*"

    [ December 11, 2002, 00:05: Message edited by: Tarol'azh ]
     
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    My favourite comes from BG1

    When stealing something from candlekeep, and you get caught, the option is

    Shove it you uppity bald virgin.

    Cheers.
     
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    My fave would have to be when I was about to confront Irenicus on top of that giant tree. The flippant nature of the dialogue made me laugh so hard i bit my tongue. Haerdalis and Jan were conversing and at one point Haerdalis says..

    "What's a moose?"

    Gabriel
     
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