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Favourite game quote

Discussion in 'Playground' started by Jesper898, Dec 11, 2003.

  1. Rastor Gems: 30/31
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    "I think we can take <CHARNAME>. I'm backstab, you rage, and Tim will cast Magic Missile. Okay, ready... ATTACK!"

    Bondari Reloads

    "Here's your beholder eyes. It was a good quest."
     
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    One of the many classics from Irenicus in BG2:

    "You will wither, you will wane, and you will die."
     
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    "I'll bet ye've got all *sorts* of barmy questions!" She mimics your heroic stance: "Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady of Pain? I'm lookin' for the magic Girdle o'Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2817th Plane o'the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o'Woundin' and Returnin' and Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Your-Bum is?" She spits. "Dung, all of it! Only gets ye in the Dead-Book! I ought ta kick ye in the shins fer even pesterin' a poor ol' woman about it all! Now go away an' leaves me in peace!"

    An Elderly Woman in the Hive, Mortuary District (Planescape: Torment)

    Best.Quote.Ever! :p
     
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    "Thus it has become clear that the meaning of life is... Aaaaaagh!

    Philosofer in Master of Olympus: Zeus
     
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    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Well, just like eran, I like most quotes in LucasArts' games. Especially the Monkey Island series.

    Murray (talking skull): The forces of evil will applaud me as I stride through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike!
    Guybrush: Stride??
    Murray: Roll! okay, roll through the gates of hell.

    Murray: My evil powers have made me omnipotent
     
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    Lilacor is the king of funny..........

    "I love the smell of daisies in the morning!"
     
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    "Murder!Death!Kill!"-Liracor

    "Butt kicking, for goodness!" -Minsc
     
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    HK-47 from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic - "Allow me to meditate upon the memory of my former meatbag"
    And M3 conversing with the PC from same.
    *click on M3*
    M3: *do-ee-beep!*
    <PC>: "I wanted to ask you a few questions."
    M3: *beep-dee-beep-beep*
    <PC>: "You didn't even know what I was going to say!"
    M3: *bing-beep*
    <PC>: "Just chime in if you have any advice..."
    Damn I love droids.

    And I'm not sure if it's a quote but Sarevok's battle cry from Throne of Bhaal "MuuaahahahahahahaHA!" Kevin Michael Richardson (the voice of Sarevok) has evil laughter down to an art I tell you! An ART!
     
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    Though I've never played it myself, I've heard many quotes from the text adventure Planetfall, in which your sidekick is a small robot named Floyd. If Floyd is nearby when you save the game, he says "Oh Boy! Are we gonna try something dangerous now?"

    That just strikes me as hilarious.
     
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    Ah, yes, classic Infocom games...I guess it's not a quote, exactly, but in Beyond Zork, when you saved the game, you had to invoke the mystical, all-powerful "Spell of Saving".
     
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    Caleb: "Leave now and live or stay and die."
    Prophet: "I'm staying."
    Caleb: "Then you're dying."
     
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    Most of the BG2 quotes, the Final Fantasies, Counter Strike ("Fire in the hole." is immortal) and the Warcraft 3 hidden quotes.

    Blood Elf Peasant:

    "It's simple. Just take the hydraulic phase shift emulator and attach it to the trans-dimensional photon emitter. Bam, new tower."

    "I'll have it up in no time.' is an official term of the United Blood Elf Engineers' Union and should not be taken as a reasonable actual estimation of the actual time it will take to complete a task in any way, shape, or form."

    Pit Lord:

    -*cheesey talk show theme music plays*
    -Announcer: "Welcome back to 'Jaina In the Morning'."
    -Jaina: "We're here with Malvindroth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover,right?"
    -Kim: "Umm... yeah?"
    -Jaina: "Mal, why don't you tell us why you're really here."
    -Malvindroth: "Well, Kim-cake, I love you. But I have something to tell you. Uh... I'm a Demon."
    -*audience gasps and boos*
    -Malvindroth: "Actually, more of a Pitlord."
    -Kim: "What? I don't understand."
    -Crowd: "HE'S A BUM, THROW HIM OUT!"
    -Kim: "I thought you said you work for the post office."
    -Malvindroth: "Well... I moonlight."

    Blood Mage:

    -Blood Mage: "Hi, my name is Roy. I'm a Magic-Addict."
    -Magic-Addicts Anonymous Crowd: "Hi Roy."

    -"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like, if you went to hell and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe THAT would be enough blood. But, uh... probably not."

    from MunkiBleedsGreen's FAQ. :)
     
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    "Councilman Shrub" from Vice City. Later they call him a hillbilly redneck :)
     
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    Benedict the Prankster from Might & Magic 4:

    Or something along those lines.
     
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    Morgoroth Just because I happen to have tentacles, it doesn'

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    Well there is really only one option for me here and it's "Look behind you a three headed monkey"
    from monkey island series of course.
     
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    My favorite has got to be a line from Duke Nukem 3D, in a hidden area you find the mutilated body of the character from Doom and Duke comments

    "That's one doomed space marine"

    I still can't believe they actually put that in the game.
     
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    I think it is in one of the Baldur Gate games (or possibly IWD), but I can't remember where or who - or the exact quote. The essence of it is when the Player responds to the NPC a longish reply ending with something similar to this:

    "If you don't do (whatever), I'm going to stuff a long, blunt object the size of Elminster AND his hat, up your largest bodily crevice."

    The image this creates gets me every time.
     
  18. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    In IWD II I can't recall where... And I'm not 100% of the true dialogue but it sounded like this

    <NPC> Hello I'm a rock
    <PC> a rock? what are you a complete moron?
    <NPC> Hey who stupier? You're the one talking to a rock!
    <PC> FINE! be a rock!

    in SW KoTOR
    The PC (male) is talking to bastilla, in a random talking. Again I'm not totaly sure if it is the exact text

    <PC> Why are you looking my face like that? Founded something you liked?

    :lol:
     
  19. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    [​IMG] The Duke:

    "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum."
     
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    Can't think of any BG1 + BG2 quotes at the moment, there were so many... But some of my favourite game quotes are from the Fallout series:

    "I am the bringer of death. Fall to your knees and beg for mercy... or give me a sandwich, I'm pretty hungry." The Vault Dweller in Fallout 1

    "It's always patch you up! Fix you up! A*ยง$&le!" Doctor Wu in Fallout 1
     
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