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Bloke behaviour

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Barmy Army, Feb 28, 2008.

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  1. Trellheim Gems: 22/31
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    Remove all ads!
    Feels sooooooo much better to pee standing up.

    Caused by foreskin standing in the way or sex.

    Waitaminute, fellas... we're talking about the ways we're expelling urine from our bodies in SP. :eek: Soon we'll have some /b/ "needs moar pooper" comments.
     
    Trellheim, Apr 10, 2008
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  2. Fabius Maximus Gems: 19/31
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    Really? How? I usually can't tell the difference.
     
    Fabius Maximus, Apr 10, 2008
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    joacqin Confused Jerk Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    It feels better to stand up because it is the MANLY man thing to do! We pee standing because we can not because it is better. Also it requires less effort, unzip, throw it out and let it flow. Accuracy is optional.
     
    joacqin, Apr 13, 2008
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  4. Enagonios Gems: 31/31
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    Aldeth, that was HILARIOUS :shake:

    more typical man behavior that women find strange?

    - the fact that we like to hang onto our stuff for as long as possible. "New wallet? What for? I've had this one for years and its perfectly fine. The holes aren't big enough to let coins slip through!"

    - we don't wash our jeans unless we absolutely-positively have to. in my case, jeans don't get washed unless they get urine or vomit on them. or unless there's some major staining like you sat on a sandwich or spilled a bowl of soup on them.

    about the phones? too true. my ex used to hate that i didn't call her more. "chatting" on the phone is pointless. you only do it when you're out of the country or something. otherwise, you call and get the information you require and then you hang up. i hate talking on the phone. i haven't called home since i arrived in spain in january. i just e-mail my parents and siblings to update them on my misadventures.
     
    Enagonios, Apr 13, 2008
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  5. Fabius Maximus Gems: 19/31
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    As long as you don't have to clean up after yourself...


    I have these sneakers that are about 5-7 years old. They fit like gloves, but I wouldn't dare anyone to sniff at them. :D
     
    Fabius Maximus, Apr 15, 2008
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