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Again from BG1 (I think).

Minsc, when made the leader:

"Magic is impressive...but now *Minsc* leads.
Swords for every-one!"

 

be silent child let the fool pass his jufgment-Irenicus after being captured by the Cowled Wizards.

 

Salvanas in the Copper Coronet. The stuff he sais to any girl in your party; he calls Mazzy a "miniature chestnut"; he sais Jaheira sets him on fire, and she offers to set him on fire quite literally.

Also Viconia's reaction. "I doubt that you could withstand the force of drow passion." Salvanas sais it would be worth dying just to spend a night in her arms. Viconia's reacion: "Suddenly I am tempted. But, no. Go away, male."

 

After being insulted in the Copper Cornet and taking the high road . . .

Minsc says, "You insult Mathetais, you insult Minsc. There will now be a liberal butt kicking!"

 

No one stands where Tiax stands, least he walk atop them!

 

Minsc: I will crush your foes into little foe-shaped chunky bits!

or

Minsc: Yes! Lead evil by example, and one day we need no longer put the boots to those that stray off the path of goodness into the muck and bile of villainy and track great bloody footprints across our lily white tiles! Boo will have clean wood shavings you evil bastards!
PC: Ooooh kaaaay.

 

Edwins sentance, goes sumtin like this "Beware my erotic onslaught"

 

Lilarcor: I may be an intelligent sword, but I have no formal education.

or...

Minsc: Cover your nose Boo, the stench of evil is near!

 

Lilarcor speaks of 'edumication'
On critical hit, Aerie spouts 'Oh my!' with a really curious intonation.
Imp, the sending of Adalon which comes to you after you get the eggs from Phaere (sp?) speaks like Yoda
/me seacrhes through old screenies
Wondering you who I am must you be, yes? Servant loyal to the silver one, forever! The silver one serve you, or her bidding do you, matter it does not.
And alike.

 

It's time for a righteous butkicking.

or

It should be light... So evil could see the butkicking it receives.

Both are from Minsc

 

I also like
"the bigger they are, the harder I hit!"
Minsc.
Hiiiyaaa!!!!!! heh heh, tourists love that stuff.
Yoshimo.
and the best one,
"don't teach my hamster to suck eggs!!
All from ToB so I'm not sure if I was meant to suggest them.

 

Jon Irenicus: Yes. Understand what is available to you.

PC: Casts Meteor Swarm

Petrified Man: Death
Petrified Woman: Death
Petrified Man: Death
Petrified Man: Death
Petrified Woman: Death
Petrified Man: Death
Petrified Woman: Death
Petrified Woman: Death
Petrified Woman: Death
Petrified Man: Death
Petrified Man: Death
Petrified Woman: Death
Petrified Man: Death
Petrified Woman: Death

Or...

Jon Irenicus: Come, little one, we have many things to do.

Imoen: Wh-what are you going to do to me?

Jon Irenicus: Not to worry. Nothing worse than what I shall do to your friend.

Or...

Tiax: Tiax rules all!

Crazy Woman (forgot her name): They're everywhere. Walking around...and through...and on top...aahh!

Tiax: None stand where Tiax stands, lest he walks atop them!

Last one...

Amnish Soldier: You there! Tell me: Was this man just begging to you?

Viconia: I can answer that. He was merely asking directions. But I have a question for you. There was a helpless woman not long ago about to be burned at the stake, and yet you were nowhere in sight. Where were you? Relentlessly hunting beggars, I suppose?

Amnish Soldier: Er...umm...

 

I don't know if its great but I have come to use it a lot in 3D-shooters and roleplaying and real life. Its a multi-purpose sentence

Jon Irenicus

Chapter 1. When he is interrupted outside his cave in the Waulkeens promenade

 

What about:
If it involves any filthy magic I swear they will be hell to pay!
Valygar.
I'm allergic! Okay, I'm not that allergic.

What?! Is there a griffin around?

I've had this one problem since I was a kid, everyone turns bright red in the dark!
Jan

I will dance to your tune if you first learn to play..
Haer Dalis.

Yes you are all a bunch of goody two-shoes and still I am left like this!
Edwina

 

In the Sahuagin city:
Minsc: Boo thinks you could use some sun too, then you might not smell so much like wet laundry.

OR
Jaheira and Korgan before Trademeet:
Jaheira: ... I will not have you swinging about, heedless of the consequences.
Korgan: I will if I wish to, ye blasted tree-hugging, pansy-eating dirt-lover. I'll bite th' head of a bloody dove if th' thought crosses me mind.

 

I like when Minsc goes beserk. Somthing like, "I shall inspire everyone by charging blindly on!"

And Haer Dalis' when Viconia tries to hit on him:
"Pardon me whilst my head implodes."

 

MUST I BE INTERUPTED AT EVERY TURN!?!
-jon

 

"Yes, I'm still here" - Renal Bloodscalp

and....

AERIE: Ugh! You are *such* a disgusting man.
KORGAN: If I'd wanted tae hear ye yip ye prissy elf I'd smack yer bottom. At least that way I'd have mesel' summat interest'n tae do while ye yammered on.

and finally...

"Oh, to be lumped in the same category as a gnomish gigolo..." - Jan

[This message has been edited by Will (edited August 29, 2001).]

 

This is from BG1, but I thought it rather humerous when while steamrolling over the gnoll stronghold with xzar and edwin, xzar randomly says "Smiles everyone, smiles! This is like some great fantasy!" In a funny tone of voice. Or when a party member dies "I suppose I should feel a sense of loss...How nfortunate, I don't care! *maniacal laughter*"

[This message has been edited by Sol'Kanar (edited August 29, 2001).]

 

I think the best line I found was when I turned into the Slayer and Minsc said "Merek, Boo just soiled my backpack." (-: