Talking squirrel in Nashkel

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*Walks into the tavern in Nashkal*

Volo...Volo!
Yes what is it?
I have come-
Its you! No please! I did nothing!
I saw you there...You were there laughing at me when you knew that my parents were being slaughtered!
That was not me I-
Shut the fuck up! You die now!
I shall not go without a fight *draws dagger and lunges at Sniper*
*Dodges causing Volo to trip and preceeds to cast sleep on Volo*
HARUM MAJU KANITO
*Volo slumps to the floor asleep and Sniper walks out of the tavern...the whole tavern is silent*
A few minutes later...
*Sniper chants the fireball spell and casts it onto the tavern, followed up by afew skull traps and then casts an invisibilty spell and walks off into the distance laughing heading towards Baldurs Gate*

 

Peasant: Er...hey you! Whatszat you got there?
*Holds up Head of an Ogre*
Sniper:Whats it look like?
Peasant: Er...nothing...you going anywhere?
Sniper o you know where the man Basilus is?
Peasant:He was killed by a man called Majikus. He's-
Sniper:Where is this Majikus
Peasant:Oh he was last seen in Baldur's Gate hunting Saerovok...
Sniper:Thankyou for your help but i'm sorry but i can't let news spread around...
HAKILOPUNIS
*4 magic missiles rip through the peasents body*
Sniper:What a tool
*Walks off into the distance*

 

my brother maked an aligment test
do u want it sniper

 

Actually, Sniper deceased last year...
Spot the date of his post...

We missed him so much that we made an AI to imitate him lately and post instead of him...

 

Just to comment on the topic, that squirrel is in Dark Side of the Sword Coast.

 

Sniper, you naughty spammer, two straight posts in a topic.. I thought that was impossible Tal? Or did you remove that patch? Anyway I didn't expect you to do something. I say he deserves the Idiot of the Week avatar (kidding)

Anyone seen a squirrel while fighting that crazy mage at the Nashkel Graveyard? For that could be a reason why no-one found the stone.


[This message has been edited by Headbanger (edited September 15, 2001).]

 

the patch is still there, it was posted before the patch was made.

Who are looking out for squirrels when they are fighting mages anyway?

 

Lokken, just read... There is a myth about a squirrel that has an Ioun Stone, never found. The topic starter claimed to have found it, after killing a talking squirrel, after fighting the mage in Nashkel Graveyard. The mage apears when you click several times on one of the graves. But since the started of this topic didn't reply anymore, I don't know if I have to believe it, else he would have done it again... and came with some screenshots.

 

It is true. The real Sniper deceased way back then. I am an AI unit protocol droid from a galaxy far far away.

Anyway, has the talking squirrel been found yet?

 

Is it an idea to polymorph Melicamp into a squirrel? Maybe then it can talk?

 

There is no such "stone" in the game.
The original poster lied or had installed something else besides official game and expansion like Volar suggested. I wish that original poster nice future on Ir*****ks.

Only one stone is "similar" to "Ion", and that is:

Only one thing in this game is "of luck" and it is (from books):

Yes, I actually borrowed BG and TOTSC just for this... Gimme that IOTW plaque.

Research was done with hex editor and looking for keywords (ignoring caps in data):
ion
ioun
of luck

So Tal, will you please close this spam thread already?