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Worst Headlines of 2002

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Elios, Jan 27, 2003.

  1. Elios Gems: 17/31
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    Remove all ads!
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    Well not newspaper (i'd seen all those before btw) but heres some church bulletin board ones -

    Church Bulletin Bloopers

    1. Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.

    2. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

    3. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Smith, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Smith.

    4. Wednesday, the Ladies' Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing
    "Put Me in my Little Bed", accompanied by the pastor.

    5. Thursday, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.

    6. This being Easter Sunday, we ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay and egg on the altar.

    7. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music
    will follow.

    8. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?"
    Come early, and listen to our choir practice.

    9. The Scounts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
    recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

    10. The eighth-graders will be performing Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the
    church basement on Friday. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

    11. For those who have children and don't know it, we have a new nursery.

    12. Eight new choir robes are urgently needed, due to the addition of several
    new members and the deterioration of some older ones.
     
    Lazy Bonzo, Jan 27, 2003
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