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When I think of world peace, I think of Yoko Ono...naked

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Death Rabbit, Sep 15, 2003.

  1. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Death Rabbit, Sep 15, 2003
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    Makes me want to go out and declare war on someone. :eek:
     
    Cross, Sep 15, 2003
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    Why, Cross? Are you commissioning a private performance?! :lol: :eek:
     
    Rallymama, Sep 15, 2003
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    Basically the message that I am getting from this is that instead of killing people we should be looking at partially clothed to unclothed females? Not that I am complaining but stil. . .
     
    fade, Sep 15, 2003
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    No. You should be looking at a pretentious 70-year old Japanese woman who broke up the Beatles, puts out terrible music that no one listens to, and is still desperately trying to be considered relevant by anyone. Naked.

    This is the secret to world peace. Really. In fact, I propose that a nude photo of Yoko Ono be issued to every member of the coalition forces. At the outset of every battle, or when the soldiers are under fire, they should immediately drop their guns and take out the picture and show it to the Iraqis. Upon seeing the photo of her yellow, wrinkly old ass, a combatant can't help but stop, take a deep breath, and re-evaluate his priorities in life. Everyone will group-hug. Children will pass out flowers and "I Heart USA" T-shirts. It'll be great.

    Or - maybe the old hag is just trying to snag a few headlines, because she doesn't have John Lennon's spotlight to hog any more and she's pissed off about it. No wait, forget that. I'm sorry - that's just crazy!

    [ September 15, 2003, 21:03: Message edited by: Death Rabbit ]
     
    Death Rabbit, Sep 15, 2003
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    Seeing old Yoko naked would not make me feel peaceful. Nauseous, perhaps, but not peaceful.
     
    LKD, Sep 15, 2003
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    Someone is just sick. And even 40 years ago when she was young, that was also just plainly sick. For world peace, heh. Maybe we should make a heroine of that Italian pornstar who offered to sleep with Saddam if he stopped attacking his neighbours :rolleyes:
     
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    Nauseous?
    I would be sick, I'll guess I trow up or something like that...
     
    Loerand, Sep 16, 2003
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    Aren't there laws against old people getting naked?
    World peace is a worthy goal, but is this really the way to achieve it?
     
    Baldrak, Sep 16, 2003
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    World Peace!?!
    Me thinks she is more likely to bring about world unity .... in deciding to send her to an institution, where she can protest for all the causes of the world ......... naked.
    Does this even qualify to being called a publicity stunt :mad:
     
    Shrikant, Sep 16, 2003
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    Thinking of people getting killed or thinking of a naked old woman.

    Hmmm, decisions decisions :hmm:
     
    Morgoth, Sep 16, 2003
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    As long as she does not sing...
     
    Fabius Maximus, Sep 16, 2003
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    Sickening as it is, you have too admire the people there who she told to cut off her clothing.
     
    Erebus, Sep 16, 2003
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    No.

    No.
     
    ejsmith, Sep 17, 2003
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    Yoko wasn't a pretty sight when she was younger, but this is just yuckie.
     
    Pac man, Sep 17, 2003
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    This is just wrong on so many levels . . .
     
    dmc, Sep 17, 2003
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    *shudders*

    It is sad that people want to look at 70 year old people naked, unless perhaps they themselves are 70.
     
    Aikanaro, Sep 17, 2003
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