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What Is Your Battle Cry

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Uytuun, Jan 6, 2004.

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  1. Uytuun Gems: 25/31
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    Remove all ads!
    "I'm seriously going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!!"

    Don't you fear me now? ;)

    click to find out about yours. :D
     
    Uytuun, Jan 6, 2004
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    Hark! Who is that, prowling amidst the tarmac! It is Abomination, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He screams mightily:

    "I'm seriously going to clobber you until you scream like a banshee!!!"

    Clobber? With a halberd? Isn't it more of a choppy-stabby thing? Maybe I've got it the wrong way around and I hit people with the blunt end? Might explain my lack of digits on my left hand...
     
    Abomination, Jan 6, 2004
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  3. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Yeah, I can see that. Rabbits eat carrots, carrots help you see straight. Hence, I will forcibly remove your carrots.

    Don't buck with this funny, yo. :cool:

    Two hardened pitas? What am I a Greek superhero now? :confused:
     
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    According to the site my battle-cry would be "I'm going to smash you so forcibly, your screams will reanimate the dead!!!" :rolleyes:

    You would almost think it was a line from a badly dubbed Hong Kong Kung Fu flick.

    Edit: By the way, like Abomination I will be using a reflective halberd to do my smashing. :rolleyes:

    [ January 06, 2004, 19:18: Message edited by: JSBB ]
     
    JSBB, Jan 6, 2004
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  5. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    I have no idea what that means. And bruise with a scalpel? :confused:

    "Badly dubbed Hong Kong Kung Fu flick" indeed.
     
    Splunge, Jan 6, 2004
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    Oh yeah, right. :rolleyes: That's me, fer sure.
     
    Rallymama, Jan 6, 2004
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    Umm... oven cleaner!?? :shake:
     
    Harkle, Jan 6, 2004
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  8. Sir Belisarius

    Sir Belisarius Viconia's Boy Toy Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    [​IMG] WOw, I feel like Minsc!!!

    Stalking across the tundra, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Brian! And he gives a cruel howl:

    "Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!"

    As Sir Bel (which is actually, pretty funny):

    Skulking along the mini-mall parking lot, clutching gilded boxing gloves, cometh Sir Belisarius! And he gives a low howl:

    "I'm going to bruise you like a rabid gangsta *****!!"

    As just Belisarius:

    Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling through the icy wasteland! It is Belisarius, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He grunts apocalyptically:

    "By Odin's mighty spear, I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!"


    As my alter alter ego Rem:

    Running over the freeway, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Rem Stoneybrook! And he gives a cruel roar:

    "I'm going to pound you beyond your expiration date!"
     
    Sir Belisarius, Jan 6, 2004
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    "I'm going to brutalize you to the moon and back, and grin like a ****ing maniac!!!"

    Oh yeah.
     
    Wildfire, Jan 6, 2004
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    @ Sir Belisarius - You missed a pretty good one. I went and replicated your "gangsta *****" to see if the *s were actually *s and just for the heck of it after I was done I shortened the name to just "Sir Bel".

    Sprinting over the terrain, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Sir Bel! And he gives a gutteral roar:

    "Blood and souls for my dark lord! I shall traumatize the entire planet!"
     
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    [​IMG] Great fun!

    This one is very interesting ....

    LMAO

    And for my former ALFA persona ...

    A jeweled meat hammer? :confused:
    Except for the profanity, I'm busting a gut!
     
    Mathetais, Jan 6, 2004
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    Hehe, this thing is even Cap Sensitive.

    This is as Meatdog:
    And this is as meatdog:
    I much prefer the second one, the first one sounds just plain weird.
     
    Meatdog, Jan 6, 2004
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    "I'm going to contort you in such an inhumane manner, you will see ultraviolet!"
     
    Sarevok•, Jan 6, 2004
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  14. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Well, because I'm kinda bored, using spluNGE:

    "This one's for you, mom! Man, that's some good coffee!!!"

    :lol: That'll scare 'em. :shake:
     
    Splunge, Jan 6, 2004
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    Jsbb produces "This one's for you, mom! I shall traumatize the entire planet!"

    JSbb dual wields pitas and has the cry of "I'm going to f*** you for such a long time, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!"

    but the prize for sheer stupidity must go to either JSBb... Skulking amidst the mountains, attacking with a sharpened screwdriver, cometh JSBb! And he gives a booming howl:

    "I'm seriously going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!!"

    or jsBb with Prowling out of the mountains, attacking with a piece of chainlink fence, cometh JsBb! And he gives a booming roar:

    "In the name of malice, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!"
     
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    I don't know... makes me sound a little too much like Niles Crane (except for the meat hammer, that is). Any chance I can pawn those jewels, I wonder...? ;)
     
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    My daughter's battle cry fits her perfectly:

    She knows all about spanking! Now she needs to learn to make toast. ;)
     
    Mathetais, Jan 6, 2004
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  18. Hacken Slash

    Hacken Slash OK... can you see me now?

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    This has to be the best,
    I Challenge any of you to top this!
     
    Hacken Slash, Jan 6, 2004
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    Pffft.... talk is cheap. :D
     
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    Using variants of my name I can produce "I'm going to smash you so thoroughly, you will wake up from the Matrix"

    Or how about "You in some s*** now, muhfuh! I plunder until my glands are satisfied!!!"

    or "As sure as predators devour prey, I sow darkness and discord faster than the super-flu!"

    or "I'm going to hump you in such an inhumane manner, you will polymorph into a giant bee!!!"

    Oh my God, this is just too funny. :lol: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I sow darkness and discord like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage."
     
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